As these two alliances quickly solidify, chaos will reign supreme. No one seems to realize that if an alliance is greater than three people, it will implode. Remember last season's ill-fated plan to get rid of the ex's? Or the alliance of 6 from the third season? Both were formed early and both were decimated after only the third or fourth week. Any group larger than three will have an inner core and an outer circle. It's always those people on the fringes that will stray in order to get better position elsewhere. I can't wait for these two alliances to completely collapse, leaving Will, Holly, and Marvin to pick up the pieces.
Speaking of Holly, our favorite house dolt continues to amaze with idiotic stories about her mannequin named "Madame". Jase and others looked on in sheer bewilderment as Holly prattled along, but only Marvin picked up on what I've been suspicious of the past few days - maybe Holly is a shrewder player than we ever thought. Granted, Marvin had a more eloquent way of saying it. Something along the lines of "bitch could be an MIT graduate". I feel you, Marvin.
I also feel for Marvin because he seems to be left out from the current wave of 
camo patterns that has taken the house by storm. Just when I'd come to accept the presence of the almighty bandana, the Jase/Scott axis flooded the house with camo patterns, most notably with hats, but also in the form of cargo shorts and pants. Granted, Jase was in the military, but something tells me these fatigues came from Urban Outfitters, not urban warfare. And so with Jase donning a camo patterned trucker cap over his already noxious bandana, another fledgling fashion trend died an early death. All across Hollywood tonight, hipsters will be burning their camo garb (don't worry Jase. Ashlee Simpson also contributed to the backlash, I imagine). I don't know, America. Last episode, the bandana took center court. Tonight, the camo. I just don't know what Thursday has in store for us. To borrow a word from Michael's personal lexicon, this whole sartorial situation is a little "nervous-ing".
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Comments (2)
hmm, you didnt make mention of what scott said before a commercial break!
scott: "no, jase and i are REALLY NOT in an alliance. NOT THAT THERES ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT!"
1 of 2 | Posted by jash | Posted on July 14, 2004 8:19 AM
i just found your site. hilarious :) thanks and i'll make sure i come up here for my big brother fix :)
ps. i did have a doubt that holly might really be playing the ditzy blonde (cued in by her comment in the first episode about how she's gonna play the ditzy blonde :) and if it has an act, she's an especially gifted and patient player.
2 of 2 | Posted by sam | Posted on July 14, 2004 8:26 AM