Fans of Big Brother 5 know that reigning metrosexual Jase has a significant obsession with Brad Pitt - so much so that he models all behavior, appearance, and activities around the Troy star. Unfortunately, his Pitt-dar crossed signals with his Sliver-dar because these days he's looking more like Catwoman sideshow Sharon Stone. Take a look for yourself:

I swear we do things other than write mindless drivel about Big Brother contestants...