PIG BROTHER ---- UPDATED!!!!

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My experience at tonight's BB5 wrap party was a little different than that of B-Side and J-Unit.

At the party, they had ceramic pigs, paint, magic markers, glitter and several other things that would make even Nikomis declare "Cool Beans!" Rather than painting my pig, along side a slightly inebriated (AKA completely schnockered) Karen, I decided to kidnap a pig and have the entire cast of the 5th season of big brother sign it.

What follows is my account of what transpired between myself, and each of the houseguests and the impressions they left on me. Some have changed, some have remained the same and some...oh I guess those are really the only 2 options.

UPDATE
NOW YOU CAN BUY THE PIG. Due to high volume of email requests, I am actually now selling the pig.

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Comments (17)

L:

So funny. Jesus, Jase really is a world class hole, isn't he?

I was at the party too...jeez, big brother parties are like a blogger haven.

I haven't decided what I'm doing with my pig yet.

Maybe it would've helped if I had actually watched an episode of the show before going to the party.

Krista:

Hiya,
I thought your post was very funny...and enjoyed reading it.
I just thought I'd tell ya that you spelled "by" incorrectly in your post on the Savage...which at first I thought you might have done on purpose because of your comments on him spelling "psycho" wrong...but, since you never commented on it...

madeyoulaugh:

Krista,

Ooooops. It was late when I did that, spell checker must have changed it...and finally, my dog ate it.

-madeyoulaugh

jash:

WOW.

will's writing is really gay.

and i should know.

keely:

That was sooooo funny! Holly borderline retarded, and Adria being Corky's sister, and "Will sucks Jase" what a dumbass.

Inking some bacon.....

What about Prettyboy's autograph?????

Funny!

I'll take the pig!!!!!!!!!

erin:

What about the Chenbot?

Chenbot wasn't there, sadly.

Lisa:

So, were there a lot of people walking around getting their pigs signed? That is a funny visual. Someone walking around with a ceramic pig asking people sign it. lol I think I would have felt kind of stupid doing that. You don't by chance have any pictures of the wrap party do you? You know, for the people who aren't lucky enough to attend events like this. And next time you see Diane you should tell her she didn't get a boyfriend out of the show. An hour after Drew evicted her he was asking for pictures of the girlfriend he had back home. I wouldn't call that a boyfriend. I would call that a guy who used a girl to get half a million dollars. By the way, congratulations on not breaking the pig when you tripped over The Don. That would have been a waste of a perfectly good ceramic pig.

Luckie:

i just wanted to say that there alot of people out there that would be so happy to have 5 minutes to talk with these Houseguests. I know you may think meeting these people was a waste of time but to some of us out here, we are fans! We would be on cloud nine to be able to attend one of these cast parties. Seems to me you may take things a little too lightly and you should enjoy the moment more. No judgement intended just an observation from a every day person. :)

TTime:

I personally like the sarcasm and dry sense of humor from this website. If I wanted to read a bunch of fluff or someone swooning I'd go to the shows television website. Whether or not any of these writers "appreciates" being able to meet ordinary people who's heads are temporarily swollen from their 15 minutes of fame, is beside the point of why I read this perspective. Oh yeah and just press Post once.

Genevieve:

Damn! It's already up to $250!!!!

Sheila:

Take a look at Karen's stick figure. She is giving you the one finger salute. Did you notice that at all?

Your writing is so much fun. My dh, found the finger as he was laughing at your material.

Poor Cowboy. I had heard about his breath. I guess you didn't expect it.

madeyoulaugh:

Sheila,

where do you see the middle finger?? Im looking over and over and not seeing it.

madeyoulaugh

James Bondage:

Chenbot missed the wrap party because she was in Vegas taking in Steve & Eydie with sugar daddy Les Moonves.

Details:
http://www.reviewjournal.com/lvrj_home/2004/Sep-21-Tue-2004/news/24816881.html

Genevieve:

HEhehe, I see the middle finger. On the left side of the screen, or the face's right side. Up in the air.

jash:

you sure thats "the finger" karen drew or say, oh i dont know....A PINKY?!?!?

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