Hey! hilarious...but I had a hard time following you guys.

I said it once and I will say it before: NICK IS CLEARLY GAY! The guy was shaking his head like a mad black woman when he was talking to Dick (I'm black btw). I was just waiting for him to wave his finger like Rosie Perez in the movie "Do the right thing" and I would have been convinced. He's not playing Danielle, he's just trying to convince America that he doesn't toss-salads!

I wanted you guys to talk about that little scene between Jen and Dick (when they were talking during the challenge). For a second, it reminded me of pinky and the brain but I don't know which is which.

I've been saying from the get-go, Jen is my favorite player!

i also had a hard time following. i wish there was more bb and less s & f show.

I have never liked Dick and now I really really really want to see him out. What's all this "I'm so honest" crap? Since when is that a requirement for the game? Making up your own rules is maninpulative, and Jen is brilliant for not falling for it. As is Dani. I like that BB8 decided to add family drama to the show, but seriously, get rid of this guy.

And Mike may be boring but how would we know, given that he's had about three minutes of air time so far this season? Dick keeps saying that Mike is stupid, but Dick doesn't seem to understand that only one person is getting evicted this week. He can't get rid of Mike if he's already decreed that Kail should go.

Kail needs to just go. It's frustrating because she had a brilliant first week, then completely blew the second. Makes me think it was just luck?

Mike was an idiot.

Go team Dick!

Eric mustardbated all over Jen's pillow case. That's just mean, America.

You can never have too much "s&f" show. It's worth the price of admission. Of course, the price of admission is nothing.

Word.
Heart.
Holla.

I may be in the minority, but I like regular recaps more than the live blog.

Love you both, though. xoxo

Did anyone else notice how many times Dick said "sell her under the bus"? Oh my God. He is dumb.

Felt like I was in a live chat with ya....kept trying to type in my responses....

Where did they get these guys from - 8th grade? Nick's pick up lines are so ridiculous! Not only his limited flirting skills but his bragging makes me cringe.
He told Dani every guy in America wants to **** her and every girl want to **** him! Also, that he got his oh so special hair cut at Great Clips! It looks like he went to a pet grooming place with a coupon!
Poor Zach - how everyone talks bad about him- his image is mangled beyond repair.

I wish Dick would simmer down because I really like him.
Jen's bright vacant grin is really creepy.
Amber is making me drunk because I drink when she cries.
Mike is a dolt.
I hope Amber doesn't win HOH because she will so lose it about having to nominate people.

I absolutely HATE nasty dirty Dick with his ugly black fingernails. Living with him would be horrendous. How awful to be around someone who can cause drama and conflict so easily. He obviously has how own ass on a self appointed pedestal. Bastard. And Amber - pleassse. Stop the damn crying. And damn it. I wish I had Jen's body. I'd wear a unitard too if I looked like that. I think right now Eric is my favorite just cause I hate everyone else more. And yeah - I'm not into the live blogging either.

You're right, Schoonie. Nick is a Douche Bag (I wonder why you don't use "Douche Bag" anymore).

OK, S & F. First the bad news: You are both brilliant and hilarious doing regular recaps. Your chats come off as if they were written by Jen. PLEASE stop the chats. They are obscure and hard to follow. There.

Dick truly is digging his own grave in his turn as HOH, but you have to admit karma kicked Mama Kail right in the teeth by allowing Dick to be the HOH. Loved that part.

Amber is a total emotional wreck. She's going to need therapy when shw leaves BB.

Is that the best America cold come up with, vandalize something of Jen's?Wow.I've seen better pranks in kindergarten.

Zach is this season's Howie. No hope for that boy. And Mike? Alienating Dick to show loyalty to Kail? After he voted against her?

But FIRST: The Chenbot needs to do something spectacular this week to liven things up.

alright, alright!! we hear ya!! back to regular recaps tonight! LOVE

I'm writing tonight's recap, but I'm going to do it in pig latin. You guys DID want something easier to follow, right? It's that, or hieroglyphics. You guys can vote on which one you want below.

No, dude. I want Flipit and Schoonie to do more recaps together. I even want them to do "The Real World/Road Rules Challenge" recaps. They are geniuses on their own, but they're even smarter together.

Oh yeah, and another thing on Nick: he looks like Juandissimo Magnifico from "The Fairly Oddparents" had a long lost twin brother.