Also deserving attention was Julie's coif, which was big and cowlicked. I got the impression Julie was going for a little Darth Vader look with her helmet hair, and coupled with the shiny pants, you could say she almost looked space-aged. And honestly people. Is there anyone else more suited to meet aliens than Julie Chen? I challenge anyone to say "I come in peace" better than she can.

Of course, Julie's transgressions pale next to this cast of sartorially challenged chumps. I could go on about the bandanas again, but tonight, I'd like to ask what the deal was with the pink. Even Julie Chen noticed. For the color blind out there, Michael, Jase, and Scott were amongst the men who adopted the pastels. Now, I'm not saying this to be homophobic, but white guys really shouldn't wear pink. It's a fact. Black guys or darker skinned guys can wear it 'til the cow comes home. It looks good on them. But white guys - it's like rule number one. So of course I was shaking my head with the rest of America when Scott and Jase paraded around the live show in almost identical pink shirts. It's nice that they dress to match. It really demonstrates a lot of "Pride". Unfortunately, Scott didn't get the pit stain memo because only Jase was sporting those, and man were they big. You could have sealed a thousand envelopes with all that moisture. Jase didn't seem to mind though. He was probably drunk again.

I wonder if Jase might be a little jealous of Drew though. Not because Drew nabbed Head of Household, but because Drew revealed that Scott is his sleep companion. Was anyone else puzzled by this? Scott's really turned into quite the player. First he shares a bubble bath with Michael. Then he nestles in with Drew under the sheets. What's next? A little hot oil massage with Jase? We can all take bets that there wouldn't have been any canoodling with Lorie, arguably one of the hottest girls in the house. Apparently, Scott didn't find her attractive. That whole vagina thing can be a real turn off for him.