Of course Marvin, with his big bald head will never experience the joy of the Scott and Jase salon, but that's okay. Marvin's grown on me considerably, and I'm not sure if that's only because he introduced the image of him hurling Starr Jones after Thanksgiving dinner. Note to World's Strongest Man competition: Starr Jones tossing would really bring in the female viewers. You know, the ones with nothing to do with themselves, like dearly departed Lorie.
While Scott and Jase prettied themselves up, Lorie and Karen spent a portion of the episode pleading their case to the various house guests. For the record, these two win the award for whiniest campaigners. They didn't really provide any arguments as to why they should stay except "But I don't wanna go" and "This sucks." Karen, a passive aggressive amateur, tried to stir up some sort of guilt in Michael when she and Lorie commented heavy handedly that people in the house were such followers, blindly accepting Jase's rule. Michael shifted uncomfortably, and I couldn't help wondering how a true PA master like any of those old British actresses would have simply had the cowboy crying under the table. It was a noble effort, and in Karen's case, it worked. The New Jersey portrait artist survived an eviction ceremony (even though Julie Chen tried to fake her out). In the moments after Lorie left the house, Karen cursed up a storm that had CBS censors on their toes for a good minute. And let's not forget Marvin, who didn't curse, but whose giant, shiny head received an extreme, extended closeup that was just as offensive as any potty mouth on the show.
This week should be interesting with Drew in control. The Four Horsetrosexuals will undoubtedly get another bye week, but if the girls are savvy, they might be able to manipulate Drew into some sort of interesting situation. It seems as though the girls are mad and ready to take action. Let's just hope that crimper doesn't fall into one of Scott and Jase's romantic baths.
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