Reality Blurred: TVgasm Parties with Big Brother 5 Cast, Feels Mild Guilt - 
by B-Side
Every now and then, the lines between audience and performer blur in Los Angeles, and sometimes it can be a little weird. You know, like when you spend an entire summer making fun of fourteen people and then you go to a party in their honor. Oy vey. Last night, the TVgasm staff attended the wrap party for Big Brother 5, and man was it interesting. On the whole, everyone was very friendly and eager to talk about the game. And by "talk about the game", I mean bash Jase. Talk about a hated man. Half the house guests I spoke to didn't even need any prodding to begin their attacks on Jase. We could be talking about the weather and they'd be like "Yes, it is a lovely night. Speaking of night, Jase is a terrible human being." One cast member went so far as to say that his relationship with Holly is an act to divert attention away from his blatant homosexuality. Of course, we knew it all along. Cue the Scott & Jase video...
Speaking of the aforementioned video, I spoke with a staff member who not only verified Jase's worthlessness (seriously, everyone hated him) but told me that he's seen the TVgasm creation and hates it. Apparently he wants to beat us up. I'm not even joking. Now, as much as Jase and his makeup, waxed eyebrows, summer scarf, and generally transvestite appearance cause me to laugh, he is much more jacked than me, and I therefore do not wish to engage in any sort of fisticuffs. Besides, all that hair gel could make weird stains in my clothing.
Scott, on the other hand, could not have been any nicer. The big oaf was looking a bit silly in a sleeveless getup and a train conductor hat, but at this point, he's already established himself as a sartorial disaster; so none of this is news. At least he's committed to his unique brand of Savage Chic. He said that he had no plans to move to Los Angeles, but then some casting people called him and yada yada yada we'll be seeing him at Cabo Cantina in a few weeks. I asked him how the mandana sales were going (a genuine concern for me. I ghostwrite for Kerchief Lifestyles Magazine). Scott cringed and said that sales were not so good, and then he removed from his back pocket a lovely pink mandana. Yes, I was lucky enough to see the sacred garb that is Scott's private bandana. What a champ. We like Scott.
Project DNA was in full force at the party. Literally. I ran into my cousin there. Aside from her, I met a flurry of cast members - Will, Drew, Nakomis, Marvin, Natalie, Adria - and talked with them for varying amounts of time. There really wasn't much to say on that front. Marvin still has his stupid cigar (Marvin, if you're reading this, please deal with your oral fixation in private), Will said his issues with the twins is water under the bridge, and Drew said "Thanks very much" (I told him congrats).
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