Great recap, Flipit. By the way, the llink to the Amber video don't work. But I may know what you are talking about. I found that video in YouTube.

hey thanks! that video you found was the one i uploaded, silly. i just embedded it wrong. thanks for the heads up! how ridiculous is that clip?

Hi! Why were they trying to convince Jen to nominate Joe?? My DVR recording was skipping around during playback of that scene. Just wondering how the group in the HoH room picked Joe as opposed to someone else? (besides the STD factor!)

As always, flipit your recap was fantastic.

Let me just say this...I never liked Jen until this episode aired. Yes, she's stupid and she's also kinda falls into that gray area (mental retardation area to be specific) but she's not that dumb of a player.

This episode made me retaliate against Danorexic and Nick-a! WTF was that emo talk today? It was just incredibly awkward and to be honest, Nick isn't that hot anyway. That crying thing was the most UNCOMFORTABLE thing I have ever watched. I was trying to find out if I slit my wrist horizontally or vertically and I just bailed cuz even that was uncomfortable. Did anyone notice that his body is 200% bigger than his head?

My argument FOR Jen is simple. Jen got all "scarface" when she went up to Amber to explain to her that she was gonna put Dustin up if she would ever retaliate during the veto competition; that was a smart yet very stupid move. Jen pretty much gave her strategy away so it wouldn't be a suprise or the infamous line-- "backstabbing"-- if Jen followed through. Jen was, however, stupid enough to tell her what she was going to do. Obviously if one of your nominations takes themselves off...you're obviously going to put someone else to threatened another person's game! Jen was just stupid enough to tell them what she was going to do. She could have just kept it to herself...but of course, when your dealing with nick-a, Danorexic, Evil Dick (please flipit find a nick name for this guy), Amber (same for her too), you get people who's tempers flair up instead of a game plan. They completely overanalyzed everything. (Jen kinda falls into that category too).

Thats my two cents

Yep. Totally choked on my morning coffee when I saw the screen grab of Eric. Good work, Flipit :)

wow, jen really blew up the house.

i think that nick is not all that, daniele is too skinny to even be a butterface, and i'd be really sad if dick went home.

i think it would have been wise to nominate nick because he's being a skanky ho-bag revealing his alliances and showing no qualms of being unfaithful.

and what's with jameka getting aggressive over adjectives?

the game is getting interesting.

Finally the show begins! Jen has been my favorite from the start, and I'm so excited about the havoc she's causing. When one person can get the whole house screaming, it's the best ever. And her weirdo stare at Nick and Daniele was priceless.

I have a feeling that Amber's tears are going to get old soon, because they're already old for us watching. I hope Jameka slaps her.

And who is voting for Eric to do these ridiculous things? Having him go and campaign for Jess to go is the dumbest idea ever.

Love you BB8 and tvgasm!!

Too bad that Jen's new outfit didn't come with iron-on letters blazoned across the chest that said UNITARDED. CAMEL TOE BELOW would have worked too.

Oh, Flipit, hi-larious recap as usual. Particularly loved your moment of patriotic euphoria.

Just a thought: do you think maybe your obsession with where & how Nick lavishes his attentions is, I don't know, beginning to rival Jen's levels of Jenvy? Jenealousy? (Yes, yes, Daniele is one thing, but to be worrying about the length of Amber's hug?)

One correction (cause I can't help myself) -- I believe Jenius was actually attempting to be sarcastic in her "nice speech" speech. She apparently had an even nicer "nice speech" speech all planned, then kind of choked, cause Danielle wasn't as quite bitchy as she expected.

I don't know why they settled on Joe to go; I think they thought he was easy target, since no one really was aligned with him, and plus they knew that Jen was made him (Joe) because he's the one who outed Jen to Nick in kissgate. I hate her, but I think the reason Jen threatened Amber/Joe pre-veto competition is because she thought the competition might be one where the players could hinder or take out other players, and she wanted to convince Amber/Joe to take out/hinder Dani/Dick -- and not Jen/Mike. I am disappointed, though, that, after the veto comp, they didn't show Nick talking Jenius out of putting him up; that whole conversation was probably hilarious.

Kickass recap, Flip! Your screengrab of Kail and Amber was the best!

And as far as a T-shirt you might enjoy, might I recommend this one: http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/engrish-store_1954_5446968

I honestly bought it for my husband and he wears it with joy. He gets dirty looks from the haters, but those in the know love it. I think it should make an appearance on this season of BB, of course worn by none other than Amber.

Great recap! I like Tommy Lee- I mean Dick- more and more each episode. I hope him and Daniele have enough time together to fix their relationship.

Yet another hilarious recap Flipit!

Ok so why was everyone getting so mad that Jen made Amber cry? She cries about everything, all the time! I'm sure they must have noticed by now.

I actually kind of like Dick. It would be embarrassing to have him as your dad, but he doesn't seem like that bad of a guy and he seems genuine when he talks of mending his relationship with Daniele.

The America's Player missions are really stupid and they need to come up with some better ideas.

First of all I hate Jen, but you have to wonder who the heck is feeding her all the information she has. The woman couldn’t figure her way out of a wet paper bag much less come up with all the damn shirts. I smell Dr. Will and Chilltown. Could there be yet another twist in the house? And what is with the colored mirrors hanging on the wall? Did anyone else see the faces that would come and go in the “Looking glass”? What more does Chenbot have in store for us mere mortals? Can we be so lucky to get Joe and his flaming magic nipples out of the house?

WOW this season is JENNERIFFIC JENNTACULAR and JENTERESTING

If Dick stays he needs the nick name The ExtermiJenator

Flipit, like you called that guy from Top Design "Gay Dad", Nick should just be called "Gay Football Player."

From a strategic point of view, however, doesn't it make MORE sense to eliminate people with alliances (Dick) earlier in the game than the people without (Joe)? I always thought the key was to nominate two-somes and if one of the two got POV, put up a member from another twosome, thus eliminating one alliance at a time and splintering house vote. In terms of Joe, his vote can be bought later in the game, by people saying they saved his ass and he owes them.

I never bought the "take out the floater" strategy offered by Kaysar during All-Stars, but then he got voted out three times in two seasons and was soundly manipulated by Treasure Troll Jennifer in Season 6, so what can you expect from him?

I get why all of you want Dick to stay, but I don't get why the houseguests do. I don't find him the least bit interesting. As for trying to be a father, he's obviously not going with the Good Role Model approach: screaming "bitch" at someone about the same age as his daughter, etc.

I missed why people want to get rid of Joe. Or does Jen think that this is a way to make sure Dick goes?

And PS: Nick is hot enough, people. We're not going to get anyone hotter this season. Don't wish him gone yet.

Nice recap.... yeah, you made me laugh right out loud.....

This show is the best.. I wish it would have started in June.......

Jen must die though... we need to strangle her in her red unitard.

Whoever told Jen (maybe herself) that she was hot has serious issues. Whats hot about a fat head with black eyes and gnarly nubby teeth. Her next gift should be a bag for her head. Even then...still not hot!

Good recap flpt!

Flipit, like you called that guy from Top Design "Gay Dad", Nick should just be called "Gay Football Player."

More like "Gay Former Pro". He played the pigskin in Finland according to Wikipedia. That's like saying you played professional basketball in Antarctica.

"Mike just lays back and nods."

Yep. That seems to be pretty much his entire gameplan from what I can tell. Couldn't they at least force the eye candy to speak so we can get some screen time involving him?

Amen, sista

Flipit, I have two questions. 1. Are you a woman, or a gay man? I ask this because of the "Step away from my man, bitch" caption. And 2., are you really fat? I ask this because of the T shirt you said you were going to make up. PS You are hilarious. Love your writing.

1. homo
2. i am in a constant battle with fat. i complain about it endlessly while i eat ben and jerrys
3. i love you, big chief. ty

PPS
Your line in the last live blog about Kail hanging herself on a nail was the best line ever. Love you too. PPPS Not homo.

Great recap, as always, flip!

Hmmmm. Flipit: A fat homo that doesn't like Joe's over-the-top bitchiness. Excellent recapper and sneaky snarkiness. Hates Jen and thinks Amber is a wreck. Dude, you rock! But you do have the hots for pomade helmet, don't you?

Good God, these houseguests better start hiding all the knives from Amber; the girl's headed for a breakdown. What is this "I love them SO much" crap? She just met these people a couple of weeks ago! Watching her chained made me feel sorry for Kail, whom I don't like because she has the attitude of the nurse that won a couple of seasons ago. What the hell was her name?

Danielle's replaced Terri Hatcher as the reigning TV skeletor. The girl is seriously anorexic. Scary, even. No boom-boom for that baby san! And Nick was afraid he was going to cry? How old are these people, anyway? 12?

Still, I have to say the producers are off the blocks in record time this season, bringing out the looniness so quickly. Should be a good one!

Tony A, I think you're referring to Maggie from Season 6.

Thanks, slutty. I could only remember the loud Yvette from that unholy group.

sorry, tony a. he works out A LOT. can't help it.

hey guys! i'm making some jen-ism t-shirts today for the tvgasm store. submit yours! i don't want to use them without your permission, so if you want yours up, give me the ok.

foxbase alpha, you have a couple i want! let me know if it's ok, buddy.

LOVE

Flipit, knock yourself out with the tee shirts. Are you doing unitards and jorts too?

Amber = another Ivette in the making!

How about; Jender Reassignment

Yours if you want it, Peace.

Flipit, here's another appropriate one for you:

PREJENSTRUAL SYNDROME

I've got one:

JENDER REASSIGNMENT

Hey Flipit - we have a whole thread in the forums with all kinds of great "Jen-isms" you might find some t-shirt topics in there too buddy.

Oh and great job on the recap. You can have Nick, I'll take Zach when he's being cool - we can double. :)

alright guys, there's a new section in the store full of Jen-isms! check it out. i will add more in the coming weeks. xo

how 'bout "photojenic" ?!?!