Zach invites the HG's to check out his HOH room, and everyone putters up the stairs like they're on their way to the meat grinder. Zach is giddy about the pictures of his dogs and his family and doesn't seem to notice that everyone is extremely depressed by his win. One by one, they yawn, roll their eyes, and excuse themselves, until only Dicklet's left. She saddles up to him and acts like he's the most riveting man she's ever come across.
Great party! What are your dogs' names?
He brings up her brother right away. He was really mean to Zach and yelled at him and stuff. Daniele's all "OMG hullo he's a total jerk! How do you think IIIIIIII feel?" and Zach's like "no seriously. He's a total ass munch and he's mean" and Dani's all "duh why do you think I didn't talk to him for so many years? I mean besides cuz I didn't wanna pay him back the money he loaned me?" Zach gets all quiet and listens to the crickets chirping in his head and Dicklet goes "he thinks he's like the adult" and Zach's like "but he's not" and she's all "Exact-lay!" She asks him what he's gonna do and he says that he knows she's just gonna run and tell her brother everything he says and she's like "WTF? Uh uh! I haven't even like talked to him!" and he's all "Sometimes you gotta think about yourself" and she's like oh shit. In the diary room, he deadpans "How can you trust a guy named Dick?" to the camera. Please remember that you said that later.
She leaves him alone to play chess with himself, and it's hard not to get upset about the editors cutting out the entire game so we could see Jess and Eric snuggling in bed. Ugh. This again? Oooh, wait! This one's juicy! After listing all the things she's learned from being on Big Brother (homemade tshirts are cool, guys with big ones usually have no coordination, and God sends false visions to people just to fuck with em), she says the biggest lesson she's learned is to have trust in people. That said, was he responsible for those pesky mystery votes? He doesn't even hesitate before answering "yes."
WOAH!! He comes clean about everything, even mustarding Jenius' clothes. He tells us that he wants to tell her that he's America's Player but he's not allowed, so he makes up reasons for his erratic decision making and Jessica buys every one of them... but wait. Why is he telling her all this now? He explains that she's most likely out of there Thursday and he needs her vote when he's in the final two. She coos "Oh Errrriiiiicccc!!!" and they giggle and pull the covers over their heads. Ew. In the diary room, Jess tells us that she's glad he came clean, but she wonders what else he's been sneaky about. No, wait. She trusts him. But...no she trusts him. She does!
Must just be an ingrown hair.
Time for Jessica's call from home! She hopes it's Carol, but instead she gets her brother who just came back from I Rock. He tells her that "Diva misses you" and that the booya shirt she wore is selling out all over Kansas. I envision a Golden Corral full of those horrible shirts and vow to never, ever go to Kansas. She's like "Awesome! Tell Carol I'm taking her to the People's Court if I don't have a Lincoln waiting for me when I get home!" and he's all "dumbass, I just got back from war!" and she's like "TELL HER, I'M SERIOUS!" and then he asks her to hook him up with some tail cuz he just got back from the battlefield and he's ready to bust a nut. She offers up Jameka and he hangs up on her. Aw, family.
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Comments (15)
Janelle spinning across the backyard is the most WTF moment this show has ever seen. LOL every time I see her I get embarrassed for her.
1 of 15 | Posted by kitty
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Posted on September 3, 2007 8:16 AM
Oh Flippity-Do-Da you little minx! You are once again brilliant in your analogies. I love reading your recaps, they have a whole life of their own. I've never seen anyone take such disfunctionality and make it humorous so beautifully!
Muah Quidam
2 of 15 | Posted by Quidam
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Posted on September 3, 2007 8:16 AM
It still astounds me that no one is touching the Dicks (ew). They have to be all totally fearful of Dick. It's unbelievable.
Knowing they are 33% of the house left and still leaving them is just incredibly stupid. And you are right, he won't backdoor them either.
3 of 15 | Posted by DP Hooker
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Posted on September 3, 2007 9:14 AM
great recap Flipit! Even this duck is looking at you like you're a moron. sooooo damn funny!
i loved Dick's "fight" with Zach. i was glad to see Dick picking on someone bigger than him, but mainly i loved how Zach was totally unfazed by Dick's ranting. i want to be on team Zach, but he really should have put up one of the Dicks.
Danielle's little pity party when Zach was complaining about Dick was really gross. *yeeeeeeeah, my dad is soooooooo awful, now you know how iiiiiiiiii feeeeeeeeeeel. (sigh) but if you put him on the block he will make your life miserable, then you will be the next one out* wtf? i don't understand how Zach didn't catch that--she isn't going to turn on her dad until the end. she wants to be in the final 2 with him to point out how awful he is so she will win. it looks like that is exactly what is going to happen too.
i really want to like Eric--outside of the house i would--i find men with no game totally irresistible. i blame the whole AP thing for making him look like such a weasel. poor Jessica.
4 of 15 | Posted by pq
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Posted on September 3, 2007 9:35 AM
It's so disturbing that the Dick's are still in the house. I think at this point everyone wants to sit next to Dick in the final two.
Dicklet probably didn't want the phone call because she didn't want to get dumped by the boyfriend on national TV. Boyfriend if you are out there. I'll help ya pack up her crap and set it on the curb for you. She's a skank like the skank she came from.
5 of 15 | Posted by TheKid
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Posted on September 3, 2007 10:41 AM
I never thought I'd say this but I miss Wamber. That cute little habit she had of telling God to go bless Himself, that adorable obese duck walk of hers, the constant snot dripping from her lengthy nose. The way she randomly announces to everyone what a wonderful person she is and how everyone loves her...I could go on and on but my heart is just to heavy..........Why God? Why?
6 of 15 | Posted by CheriesTake
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Posted on September 3, 2007 11:23 AM
Dear Flipit:
Excellent recap, as usual. Don't complain about Schoonie getting tonight's recap: You get to do the double eviction one. I'm afraid the damned Dicks are going to win--both of them. I can't understand why Zach let that opportunity slip by and took Dick's abuse and now tries to be buddies with him. Sorry, I can't. All I can think of is that his pea-sized brain tells him "Danielle good, Eric evil" every time he cogitates his choices. If the holder of the POV keeps things as they are, then both Jameka and Jess go home. That leaves butt-kissing, simple-minded Zach with the Dicks and...Eric. Wanna lay bets on the winner? Shades of last year, when we had to choose between equally repulsive Erika and Boogie.
Y'know, the apple didn't fall far from the tree. Dicklet is just as evil as Dick. And, damn it, Dick will still get $50K!
Re Eric: He did better than anyone else already. he's got $30K and counting, plus whatever the HGs get for being there, will enjoy a week in Mexico (at least), got to hang out with a cute girl that he normally wouldn't get outside the house and he played a pretty decent game as AP. As far as I'm concerned, the game's over.
7 of 15 | Posted by Tony A.
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Posted on September 4, 2007 8:47 AM
It actually made me happy when I heard that Janelle was going to be on the show. I then grinned from ear to ear when I saw that picture of her spinning!!! I love her. I also heard that that rat, Eric, insulted her. I really hate his ass. I als9o hate him for fucking up Jessica's game. He needs an ass-whooping right quick. I hope he gets the boot and is found out.
8 of 15 | Posted by ClariceStarling
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Posted on September 4, 2007 9:42 AM
Dear Amber's god, it's me, Lime23. Please don't let the Donatos win. Pleasepleaseplease. I really don't think they qualify as "good people". I don't even think they qualify as adequate people. Anyone but them, really. God bless you.
OK, here's the thing, now that Dick's rants have subsided (aside from his occasional comment about "if this had been real life, I would have killed her & buried her body in the back yard" -- yes, everyday dinnertime conversation, really), I shockingly find myself rooting against Dicklet even more. Can that be possible? Is that wrong? Probably.
And, Janelle. Oh, Janelle. What was that? Was that a Dr. Will twirl? I loved you in S6 & S7, I really did, and now this? plus, you're rooting for Danielle & Dick? what? WHAT? This is too much. I may have to go lie down now.
Tony A.: Does the double eviction mean both nominees go home? I assumed it would be another fastforward like last year (where they do all competitions in one live show); have you heard otherwise?
9 of 15 | Posted by Lime23
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Posted on September 4, 2007 11:19 AM
Janelle twirling was the highlight of my summer! it's just not a summer with out Janelle! maybe she can stay int he house and win this time!
intern nick
10 of 15 | Posted by ByeByeBitches
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Posted on September 4, 2007 3:26 PM
Flipit Dear.... stop praying, God went to the sequester house with Amber.
11 of 15 | Posted by chooch850
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Posted on September 5, 2007 5:22 AM
Lime 23:
Hmmmm. I think they just speed everything up by telling people they have to make up their minds RIGHT NOW! So, Jess and Eric can kiss the house good-bye and...the Dicks win. DAMMIT!!! THAT'S JUST SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!
12 of 15 | Posted by Tony A.
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Posted on September 5, 2007 9:26 AM
Lime 23:
Hmmmm. I think they just speed everything up by telling people they have to make up their minds RIGHT NOW! So, Jess and Eric can kiss the house good-bye and...the Dicks win. DAMMIT!!! THAT'S JUST SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!
13 of 15 | Posted by Tony A.
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Posted on September 5, 2007 9:29 AM
If I remember correctly last year when there was a double eviction this is what happened. One of the nominees was evicted, HOH comp was played, winner of HOH had to pick 2 nominees right then and there, and then there was another vote and eviction.
14 of 15 | Posted by Corri2
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Posted on September 5, 2007 11:02 AM
For Jen fans, I don't know if this is old news, but just saw this video interview:
http://www.realityremix.tv/podcast_viewer.php?id=169
Aw, poor Jen. She seems kind of sad. It makes me want to give her a big hug & tell it's all going to be OK (just as long as she doesn't associate with Mike Boogie anymore).
15 of 15 | Posted by Lime23
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Posted on September 5, 2007 12:54 PM