Oh and PS, Schoonie, I am so jealous that it's your turn on Tuesday!

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kitty Author Profile Page:

Janelle spinning across the backyard is the most WTF moment this show has ever seen. LOL every time I see her I get embarrassed for her.

Quidam Author Profile Page:

Oh Flippity-Do-Da you little minx! You are once again brilliant in your analogies. I love reading your recaps, they have a whole life of their own. I've never seen anyone take such disfunctionality and make it humorous so beautifully!

Muah Quidam

DP Hooker Author Profile Page:

It still astounds me that no one is touching the Dicks (ew). They have to be all totally fearful of Dick. It's unbelievable.

Knowing they are 33% of the house left and still leaving them is just incredibly stupid. And you are right, he won't backdoor them either.

pq Author Profile Page:

great recap Flipit! Even this duck is looking at you like you're a moron. sooooo damn funny!

i loved Dick's "fight" with Zach. i was glad to see Dick picking on someone bigger than him, but mainly i loved how Zach was totally unfazed by Dick's ranting. i want to be on team Zach, but he really should have put up one of the Dicks.

Danielle's little pity party when Zach was complaining about Dick was really gross. *yeeeeeeeah, my dad is soooooooo awful, now you know how iiiiiiiiii feeeeeeeeeeel. (sigh) but if you put him on the block he will make your life miserable, then you will be the next one out* wtf? i don't understand how Zach didn't catch that--she isn't going to turn on her dad until the end. she wants to be in the final 2 with him to point out how awful he is so she will win. it looks like that is exactly what is going to happen too.

i really want to like Eric--outside of the house i would--i find men with no game totally irresistible. i blame the whole AP thing for making him look like such a weasel. poor Jessica.

TheKid Author Profile Page:

It's so disturbing that the Dick's are still in the house. I think at this point everyone wants to sit next to Dick in the final two.

Dicklet probably didn't want the phone call because she didn't want to get dumped by the boyfriend on national TV. Boyfriend if you are out there. I'll help ya pack up her crap and set it on the curb for you. She's a skank like the skank she came from.

CheriesTake Author Profile Page:

I never thought I'd say this but I miss Wamber. That cute little habit she had of telling God to go bless Himself, that adorable obese duck walk of hers, the constant snot dripping from her lengthy nose. The way she randomly announces to everyone what a wonderful person she is and how everyone loves her...I could go on and on but my heart is just to heavy..........Why God? Why?

Tony A. Author Profile Page:

Dear Flipit:

Excellent recap, as usual. Don't complain about Schoonie getting tonight's recap: You get to do the double eviction one. I'm afraid the damned Dicks are going to win--both of them. I can't understand why Zach let that opportunity slip by and took Dick's abuse and now tries to be buddies with him. Sorry, I can't. All I can think of is that his pea-sized brain tells him "Danielle good, Eric evil" every time he cogitates his choices. If the holder of the POV keeps things as they are, then both Jameka and Jess go home. That leaves butt-kissing, simple-minded Zach with the Dicks and...Eric. Wanna lay bets on the winner? Shades of last year, when we had to choose between equally repulsive Erika and Boogie.

Y'know, the apple didn't fall far from the tree. Dicklet is just as evil as Dick. And, damn it, Dick will still get $50K!

Re Eric: He did better than anyone else already. he's got $30K and counting, plus whatever the HGs get for being there, will enjoy a week in Mexico (at least), got to hang out with a cute girl that he normally wouldn't get outside the house and he played a pretty decent game as AP. As far as I'm concerned, the game's over.

ClariceStarling Author Profile Page:

It actually made me happy when I heard that Janelle was going to be on the show. I then grinned from ear to ear when I saw that picture of her spinning!!! I love her. I also heard that that rat, Eric, insulted her. I really hate his ass. I als9o hate him for fucking up Jessica's game. He needs an ass-whooping right quick. I hope he gets the boot and is found out.

Lime23 Author Profile Page:

Dear Amber's god, it's me, Lime23. Please don't let the Donatos win. Pleasepleaseplease. I really don't think they qualify as "good people". I don't even think they qualify as adequate people. Anyone but them, really. God bless you.

OK, here's the thing, now that Dick's rants have subsided (aside from his occasional comment about "if this had been real life, I would have killed her & buried her body in the back yard" -- yes, everyday dinnertime conversation, really), I shockingly find myself rooting against Dicklet even more. Can that be possible? Is that wrong? Probably.

And, Janelle. Oh, Janelle. What was that? Was that a Dr. Will twirl? I loved you in S6 & S7, I really did, and now this? plus, you're rooting for Danielle & Dick? what? WHAT? This is too much. I may have to go lie down now.

Tony A.: Does the double eviction mean both nominees go home? I assumed it would be another fastforward like last year (where they do all competitions in one live show); have you heard otherwise?

Janelle twirling was the highlight of my summer! it's just not a summer with out Janelle! maybe she can stay int he house and win this time!

intern nick

chooch850 Author Profile Page:

Flipit Dear.... stop praying, God went to the sequester house with Amber.

Tony A. Author Profile Page:

Lime 23:

Hmmmm. I think they just speed everything up by telling people they have to make up their minds RIGHT NOW! So, Jess and Eric can kiss the house good-bye and...the Dicks win. DAMMIT!!! THAT'S JUST SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!

Tony A. Author Profile Page:

Lime 23:

Hmmmm. I think they just speed everything up by telling people they have to make up their minds RIGHT NOW! So, Jess and Eric can kiss the house good-bye and...the Dicks win. DAMMIT!!! THAT'S JUST SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!

Corri2 Author Profile Page:

If I remember correctly last year when there was a double eviction this is what happened. One of the nominees was evicted, HOH comp was played, winner of HOH had to pick 2 nominees right then and there, and then there was another vote and eviction.

Lime23 Author Profile Page:

For Jen fans, I don't know if this is old news, but just saw this video interview:

http://www.realityremix.tv/podcast_viewer.php?id=169

Aw, poor Jen. She seems kind of sad. It makes me want to give her a big hug & tell it's all going to be OK (just as long as she doesn't associate with Mike Boogie anymore).

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