Goddammit, I KNEW it. Last night was worse than watching Mike Boogie win. About the only thing I enjoyed was Eric letting America know the scrofulous Dick with his whining bitch daughter are going to be sharing $550,000.00 because they like them. Why, oh, why did America shine its torch on this pair of assholes?

Why do you think America voting to target Daniele was anti-Eric? It was pro-Eric, we saw Daniele orchestrate Jessica's elimination, and immediately wanted Eric to take revenge. The voting was before Dick won HoH.

Anyway, another season where none of my favorites will win. That makes...7 seasons so far.

sorry for deleting your comments wed184 but NO SPOILERS HERE please.

as for saying america got anti-eric, america screwed eric over and then at the last second had him turn on the only alliance that could have pulled him through to the end (if they weren't snivelling liars). i know reading it back to myself that it's a stretch, but that episode stressed me out. by the end of that hour i blamed america for everything bad that's ever happened in the world. what can i tell ya?

i take the "IHATEYOU" from America back and change it to "2LITTLE2L8SORRYSUCKA". better?

xo

Goddamn I love and hate this show. If Zach had any balls, he would have used the Veto, making Dick put up Daniele. Then they could all vote out Daniele, Dick wouldn't be eligible for HoH, and it would be 3 against Dick. Oh well, in a perfect world, right?

I'm speculating that Eric will give Jessica half his money. It seems like something a lovestruck geek would do, plus without her help he wouldn't have been as successful.

Thanks for the fast and funny recap!

Yah, I'm with Merrick. The anti-Dicklet vote was post-Jessica eviction & pre-HOH competition &, and was, I think, the only silver lining on this episode from hell. Too little, too late, but it shows what happens when you cut Nebraska out of the voting. (j/k) (Oh, Mountain & Pacific voters? I'm sorry but we here on the EAST hate the DICKLET!!!!)

I guess I can also take some solace in the fact that the campaign by Janelle and her ilk to force Eric vote to evict Jessica obviously failed. Nebraska, you are forgiven somewhat. Booyah!

So, I'm not sure I'm going to watch anymore, , but ... go Zachmeka?

i know this is pretty obvious, but is zach the most ignorant and dense person in the world?!? i started to get some faith in his game when he encouraged jess/eric to put up one of the donatos because they were "fire" together and they would never go against each other. um...so how has this changed AT ALL now that you have joined an alliance with them?? they still hate you, they are still using you. the only chance he would have had to get to the final two was to use the veto and vote out danielle. what a freaking moron. and what an f u to him that after voting out eric dick and dicklet went into the bathroom and wouldn't let zach join them. get a freaking clue.

finally, i would have loved to see dick's reaction if danielle got voted out and everyone kept saying "it's just a game, it's jsut strategy." i think his head would have exploded.

Agree with pbjunkie and tulip618...Zach is a moron. Doesn't he realize that he will place no better than 3rd while aligned with the Donato Reign of Terror?? I had a brief glimmer of hope after he won POV that he would use it and Daniele would be sent packing, but then I remembered it was Zach we were talking about ... a f*cking idiot.

I also loved the "it's just strategy..." excuse from Dicklet and her dad. I said while watching, I would have LOVED to have seen their reaction had Eric and Jessica pulled some shit like that on them. "Oh it's just strategy Dicklet, sorry. you don't understand how haaaard this was for me!!"

I can only hope that one day Daniele realizes she is as big a scumbag as her dad, if not moreso. I can't even stand to look at her face on my tv screen. HATE!

It actually got to the point last night where i was thinking i may not watch the rest of the season because of the inevitable donato win. It is definitely worse than boogie winning, by far.

I found it pitiful that Zach had no girlfriend whose pictures would have gone on his hOH wall. Now he thinks he's going to get lots of chicks after BB8. Poor, deluded fool. How does he think he can beat the Dicks? He did have his last chance to beat out the Donatos and go final two with Eric, but he din't have enough time to cogitate the alternatives to his decision, so he blindly stuck to a plan that dooms him to be left out at the end. Kinda feel sorry for the big guy, but, hey, stupid is...stupid. BTW, my silver lining is that Jess and Eric will at least get a couple of weeks of rest together at sequester, with the knowledge that America will not be allowed to watch. Call it a pre-honeymoon. Jess's melons will at last be accessible to Eric with no cameras. Yowza! Wonder if he brought any condoms?

No problem, flip. I didn't even think it went through anyway.

Is it a spoiler to say that I just read that America's Player is still playing?? He will be casting his final vote on who we tell him to pick.
Can this get any worse this year?? God help us!

Wow, I can't believe I now have to hold my nose and root for nice, but virtually worthless gameplayer Jameka. And if she goes, we have the prospects of the most detestable final two since Allison and Jun many summers ago.

Eric could have done a better job in his speech at the veto to say to Zach: "if you're playing for third place, then don't use the veto, but if you want to win, you need to use the veto and I'll help you break up the Dicky duo." He didn't articulate it very well, and Zach was too dense to figure it out (or all the attention Dick and Dani have lavished upon him have has him so happy thinking someone finally likes him that he's not thinking clearly).

Although I like Eric and admire the way he took some tough directives from America Ferrara and made them work to his advantage, he did time and again play it safe with the Dicks and for that reason I can't feel too bad about his ouster. I will miss America's squeak toy though. How hot did she look in that bikini last night??
-JR

Well, bummer.

This show never ceases to amaze in its ability to suck me in and then leave me watching the last two weeks while holding my nose. It's like having to finish a really bad book - it's a waste of time but you can't help wanting to see how things turn out.

I mean really : Allison / Jun ; Maggie / Yvette ; Mike / Erica - Can we not have one year where the final two are not irredeemable a-holes?

I am so disgusted by what went down last night. Someone needs to smack that smug look off Dani's face. I will volunteer. I think the most infuriating thing for me was when Eric was talking to Julie (right after being booted). He said to her that the Dicks would have been gone a long time ago had he been in charge. Didn't he win the veto last week and choose NOT to use it????? Hasn't Jessica been HOH twice which essentially means Eric was HOH. He could have talked her into putting them up. I haven't minded Eric but that just pissed me off. My blood is boiling just writing about it!

Zach is SO STUPID. And I am pissed that neither Eric or Jameka were smart enough to spell it out for him. It's you last plea. Put it out there. Either you get voted out and don't have to listen to the Dicks or Zach is smart and you get rid of the Dicks. Either way you are safe from the rage. How utterly beautiful would it have been to watch Dick being forced to put up Dicklet. But alas life is not fair or pretty.

Secondly, what was with Eric's exit interview with the Chenbot? He had me screaming at the TV set. "I would have done the same thing if I had the power". Uhm....YOU HAD THE POWER LAST WEEK!!! He so deserves to be gone. That was just stupid ignorance to not listen to Jess and think that big man knows better. He got what he deserved but now we are forced to watch the Dicks win. Maybe now Dicklet can pay her father back for the boob job.

Yeah, not sure about Zach. Zach presumably wants to get Dicklet out, because he has long wanted to go to F2 with Dick. (He thinks he can win against Dick, because Dick is mean.) Why didn't he take Dani out when he had a chance? Why, oh why? Was it a last act of obeisance to the long-departed, pink-n-glittery spirit of St. Nick? Fall on the sword, Zach; Nick doesn't even like you. Is he just a fool? He told Jameka that he thought about using the veto, but was more threatened/ concerned about Eric. What-ever.

But, still: Go Zachmeka.

i totally agree with jasonr-i was disappointed that eric didn't mention in his speech about zach doing no better than third if he didn't use the veto. maybe he didn't want to piss off the donatos just in case? but hey...it's only strategy.

Corrie2,

I also was screaming at Eric for saying that stuff at first. But when you look at it from his perspective, he thought that AMERICA (btw - can I tell you how proud I am to be Canadian during this mess? lol) was pulling for D&D and he didn't want to piss off America by putting them up.

Pierce,
I only started watching BB because of TVGams recaps (thanks again TVGASM!!) and first watched Season 6 and of course, was hooked! So I have YET to watch a season of BB withouth completey detesting the finalists. I feel your pain.

I try to take slocase in the thought of Dicklet realizeing how much we hate her when she gets out but the truth is she'll be lauging all the way to the bank. (sigh)

GO MEKA! Please?

ok one more thing. sorry, but the whole thing got me so angry. danielle always talks about how its not "personal" but didn't last week she said she was still pissed about nick being gone and she was going to get eric for it? ugh. the hyprocisy of the donatos never ceases to amaze me. and i will also be happy to punch that smirk off her face.

I am so sick of these people, Like Zach, that feel their integrity and honesty mean they have to sacrifice a possible winning play. Zach and Mike both screwed themselves this season by staying true to their word, when the point of this game is to lie, cheat, steal, and screw your way to the top. Just like high school.

PS - I will also take a number to bitch slap that smirk off Dicklets face.

I just saw the spelling mistakes in my first post...ouch.

Haha...I love this show. I also love how angry people get over it.

What is with "good people" suddenly being supported for winning? It is a show about lying, cheating and backstabbing to win money. You're not supposed to play it for anyone else or with ethics.

And, technically, Daniele didn't lie to Eric. She told him that he was good and totally avoided answering the question. It made me love her more.

I am satisfied with the final four and would be happy to see any of the 4 win.

Haha...I love this show. I also love how angry people get over it.

What is with "good people" suddenly being supported for winning? It is a show about lying, cheating and backstabbing to win money. You're not supposed to play it for anyone else or with ethics.

And, technically, Daniele didn't lie to Eric. She told him that he was good and totally avoided answering the question. It made me love her more.

I am satisfied with the final four and would be happy to see any of the 4 win.

god gave Jameka blue balls

OK, so what happens if Zach nominates the Donatos this week? Surely he can count on Jameka. Will there be a POV comp? How are the final 3 decided on?

i too am constantly amazed by people up in arms over the biggest backstabbers doing well in these types of shows... why all the surprise?

it's all personal preference, but i'd rather see a weasel who played a good game win it, rather than someone who did nothing, took no chances, won no competitions, etc. (i'm looking at you Jammy)

as President of Team Dani, I could never root for her getting voted out by a shrewd Zach move last night... but i must agree with #6 tulip... watching Dick's head explode woulda made Dustin's reaction look stoic.

and Tony A. (#8), i think Jess' melons will be off limits for awhile... she was STEAMING PISSED at Eric for making her vote out Amber... homie's gonna be doing some serious ass-kissing... the sequester house is the one i'd like a 24/7 live feed on.... wow.

PDS
Prez, Team Dani

#5- Again with the Nebraska jokes!
:p

Like it or not, the Dicks have played one hell of a game together.

Totally agree with JasonR #10. Eric could have done a MUCH better job with his veto speech. When dealing with a doofus, you must always spell out the plan! What are D&D gonna do if you call them out, vote you out?

I also think the veto comp was HILARIOUS. The producers knew that had to put together a competition that any idiot could win to give Eric a fighting chance. (You know they were sitting around thinking, what's Eric good at?) Unfortunately for CBS, Zach is a much bigger idiot.

Chenbot was so sparkly last night she looked like a disco ball. I was mesmerized.

Go Zach!

OK, last post, but Merick: Don't be mad, I said "j/k"!!! Nebraska, I"m sure, is a lovely place. * Go Cornhuskers! *

Daniphiles: For me, It's not so much that I am rooting FOR the "good people" to win (I mean, is the Zachster really that good?) -- it's just that I'm rooting AGAINST the Donatos. And it's not so much that the Donatos backstab & lie to get ahead in the game (because they all backstab & lie to some extent), it's because they SUCK.

Tony A: The key here is who wins POV. Assuming the HOH does not win POV, the person who wins POV gets to choose between the other 2 remaining HGs as to who goes home. If the HOH wins POV, he/she presumably keeps his/her nominations the same, and then the person who is not on the block gets to chose between the 2 on the block as to who to send home. Really, the initial HOH nominations almost don't matter.

Totally agree with JasonR #10. Eric could have done a MUCH better job with his veto speech. When dealing with a doofus, you must always spell out the plan! What are D&D gonna do if you call them out, vote you out?

I also think the veto comp was HILARIOUS. The producers knew that had to put together a competition that any idiot could win to give Eric a fighting chance. (You know they were sitting around thinking, what's Eric good at?) Unfortunately for CBS, Zach is a much bigger idiot.

Chenbot was so sparkly last night she looked like a disco ball. I was mesmerized.

Go Zach!

Lets only hope Zach will figure out theres no way he will hit final 2 with Scratchy & Dan-Wail. Go Jameka!

personally, i have no problem with all the lying, cheating, and backstabbing action. it is how you play the game. i just don't like hypocrites, and i think the dicks are hypocrites--and poor sports, and whiners who can dish it out, but not take it--i could go on, but i will just leave it at HATE.

Zach would still have a chance at top 2 if he or Jameka (not likely)could get HOH and POV and get rid of dicklet. i don't think he would beat anyone left in the final 2, but he could still get second.

Jameka sitting out the 5 HOH comps saved her, but not anyone else in her alliance, which kinda sucks for them.

i still feel sorry for Eric because even though he could have had Jessica nominate one or both of the dicks--and used the POV to get one put up--he couldn't be sure that he could get them out because he didn't know who he would have to vote for. had he known that he was going to win POV he could have got one of them out, but getting Jess to put one of them up and then having to vote for them to stay would have sucked, and there weren't enough people left to try to explain away the vote, so that would have ended his alliance with Jess too.

For the life of me I cannot find any Donato lovers(other than the 2 on here). WTF people? Why is CBS so in love with these two trashy assholes? I think I had an aneurism last night.Thank God for you flipit, otherwise I might have to climb a tower. I can't even blame this on rednecks though because I live around a few of them and they hate the Dicks too. Well they did, one went missing and the other 2 are in jail.........long story. Anyway I want to see these people who are rooting for these slimy, backstabbing, disgusting etc, fuckbags!!!!!
America's Player was a complete waste of time for anybody not named Donato. And Zach, you weasly little bastard, if I hadn't already seen your tiny spotted penis I would have been truely shocked at the lack of balls you have. HATE HATE HATE!!!!!!
OK GOD, seriously..........

And by the way, BBAD will be so thrilling now. Let's see, WhineyAnorexicBitchDani will be in a corner somewhere picking her scabs, ZachNoNUTS will be off picking his nose Dickgusting will be picking his crabby crotch and hopefully the highlight will be Jameka making out with God. Wooooo-hoooooo!

I don't understand the Donato bashing. No, Dick is NOT likable. But he and Danielle are the only two from the twist that mostly looked past their past, played together, and PLAYED THE GAME.

The whiner players that talk about honesty and integrity? Have they ever even watched this show before? Has an honest, upfront, never lied or back stabbed housemate ever won this game?

And as a 43 year old, as much as I detest Dick personally I have to cheer him on for making it this far. The oldest in the house is usually voted out very early on. I have to admit it's refreshing seeing the "old" player make it so much farther than the younger folk.

That said, if Jameka gets HOH and doesn't put up the Dicks, then it's her own fault if the Dicks are the Final 2. If Jameka and Zach haven't figured it out yet, either one could win over the Dicks in the final 2.

dacoyle,
You personally detest Dick yet you do not understand all the Donato bashing?
HUH?
And at the ancient old age of "43" you have to cheer on the "old" guy?
I realize at the ripe old age of "43" it must be hard to see and hear but.........DAMN!
God Bless you for getting out of bed long enough to post, I'll keep you in my prayers.
I kid of course, we all have a right to our own opinions, except when they are the ramblings of a "43" year old codger, sorry that just slipped out. Now go take some Geritol, put on your truss, and take a loooong loooong nappy.
Love & Smooches

did anyone notice when jameeka was dq'd that when they broke her the news, she yelled "Eric!" I might have heard wrong. i can not root for her if she can automatically blame eric. zach is an idiot. dani is such a hypocrite and so much worse than dick. and dick is a scumbag. i have never missed an episode since i started watching in season 6, but i dont think i will watch anymore. i will need to use your recaps, and i think i might watch the finale to see the jury rip into dick and danielle, who will obviously make final 2.

on a side note, flipit, why were you upset about america screwing eric over? werent you the one who was campaigning to vote for the most interesting choices?

did anyone notice when jameeka was dq'd that when they broke her the news, she yelled "Eric!" I might have heard wrong. i can not root for her if she can automatically blame eric. zach is an idiot. dani is such a hypocrite and so much worse than dick. and dick is a scumbag. i have never missed an episode since i started watching in season 6, but i dont think i will watch anymore. i will need to use your recaps, and i think i might watch the finale to see the jury rip into dick and danielle, who will obviously make final 2.

on a side note, flipit, why were you upset about america screwing eric over? werent you the one who was campaigning to vote for the most interesting choices?

At this point, I'm no longer watching the show. Hell! I only read the end of this recap to see who got eliminated. I have to think that the only reason that the Dicks are still around is that everyone expects to win if they go up against them. If not, they are all idiots.....
P.S. I think that this season has proved that this show promotes and encourages the most amoral, disgusting behavior (ie burning someone with a cigarette, lying, backstabbing, etc...) and honestly I think that it's kind of a poor statement on the values that are being encouraged in our society (sorry about the ranting, I'll stop now)

I'm the ultimate Eric hater and I was so excited to watch his demise at the hands of the others. It made for a great night of television. But as I look back at my summer with America's Penis, I realize, I'm gonna miss that little pipsqueek. He was what every great TV show needs to make it great.... a villian.... ammean, spiteful, obnoxious villian!!! Sure he was no "BEN" from "LOST" but he was just as interesting to watch fuck with the others on the island. So, Hats off to you Eric.... you made my summer fun hating you and I'm gonna miss the hate.

collavoce, i totally agree. dick's name says it all ;) im hoping that meeka or zach wins and puts both their tattooed, repulsive butts on the chopping block.

perhaps it would be better if a dick wins hoh, and zach or meeka win pov. that way, a dick would be on the block, and zach or meeka could vote them out

So disappointing Eric & Jessica are gone....

I hope Jameka takes it with Zach in second place.

OMG....This show sucks so bad. Daniele is the biggest spoiled rotten baby.It's okay for the D's to break their alliances, and hurt people because remember it's purly strategic, nothing personnel. To watch her cry when she doesn't win cracks me up and when she throws her baby fits this sucks, this sucks, this sucks. Awwwww poor Dani......Gooooooo Zach... this is your last chance...

OMG....This show sucks so bad. Daniele is the biggest spoiled rotten baby.It's okay for the D's to break their alliances, and hurt people because remember it's purly strategic, nothing personnel. To watch her cry when she doesn't win cracks me up and when she throws her baby fits this sucks, this sucks, this sucks. Awwwww poor Dani......Gooooooo Zach... this is your last chance...

OMG....This show sucks so bad. Daniele is the biggest spoiled rotten baby.It's okay for the D's to break their alliances, and hurt people because remember it's purly strategic, nothing personnel. To watch her cry when she doesn't win cracks me up and when she throws her baby fits this sucks, this sucks, this sucks. Awwwww poor Dani......Gooooooo Zach... this is your last chance...

Dick and Dani need to lose this game to Zach. I think it would kill them.

Flipit....love your recap, it's better than the real thing. But i'm wondering if you actually think Dick and Dicklet are brother and sister? NOT! Dicklet is the daughter of Dick, estranged though they were prior to the show, and Vincent (who wrote the Dick a letter when he was HOH) is the other evil spawn of the Dick...thereby making him the Dicklet's brother.

deevoevo - the idea is the immaturity level of Dick makes him like a 20 year-old (and I believe that's insulting to most 20 year olds). Therefore, more like a brother than a responsible parent.

holla! yeah what cajah said. and also they were raised by the same woman. ;)

i dreamt dicklet was chasing me last night. isn't that sick? i have got to get out of my house.

Was she screaming, "It's juuust sooooooooo haaaaaaarrrd, you don't underrrrrstaaaaand. It's sooooooooooo fruuuuuustrating.......