I'm sorry, but I love Jen. SO ENTERTAINING.

Flipit - you amaze me with how quick you get recaps out. I love you.

I totally don't want Jen to leave anytime soon. I think she's very unlikeable, but she is definitely making this show more interesting.

Errr....I meant "how quickLY you get recaps out".

Is it me, or does Zach look like he should be in a 'Police Academy' movie? Maybe as the new recruit son of Officer Eugene Tackleberry.

Flipit, I'm disappointed to find that you're as homophobic as Kail. I can't believe I just read, "how can you tell if another guy's gay? Because you have lunch with them and leave with AIDS."

How ignorant.

you know what just make this the jen and nick show, they are absolutely hilarious. who were the rest of nick's top guys, and why did cbs delete the nick gives a BJ confession hot tub chat.

^^^^^WHAT?!?! hottub bj confession? you're seriously killing me here.

i LOVE jen! she absolutely cracks me up. no one seems to know what to do with her--she just seems so oblivious.

kail needs to go--NOW! i can't stand her. although to be fair, i didn't really give her another chance--once she gave her "gay lifestyle" speech i was done with her.

Flipt you outdid yourself on this one. Too funny. Jameka pissed me off with her Asia, etc., comment but quickly redeemed herself.

Did you hear Kail say she didn't realize Dustin was gay and wouldn't recognize unless they were in "their make-up"? A goldfish could tell that that Dustin is gay! And make-up?

Nick's hot tub confession is out there on YouTube but it was cut off right at the end so you can't tell if he's kidding. I assume he was since he was with the same people who acted chocked upon hearing about his top 5 guys.

Also, kensrus, it's called sarcasm.

Great recap, as usual!

I find that I don't hate Jen anymore (although I still struggle to get past the Mike Boogie/Chilltown association). For a while, she was kind of a Disneyesque Evil Queen to me (admiring herself in spoons? destroying any pictures that don't tell her she's the fairest of them all? threatening to punish anyone who aids her rival for Prince Nick's attention?). Now, I just kind of find her fascinating. I keep wondering if this is some kind of an act, but the behavior seems just too out there to be part of consciously thought up "role." I can't even figure out if she's really, really smart or a complete idiot. I hope she sticks around for a while. (But then loses; because I really don't want to hear anything from or about Mike Boogie for a long, long time.)

Re: Nick -- triton might be referring to something early on (& actually the top 5 boys thing was a while ago, too) where Nick tells them that his Dad thinks he's gay -- and then he starts to list the possible reasons why: (1) he didn't really date any girls in high school, (2) something else, and, oh, (3) there was the BJ he performed on a guy. All this while wearing pink fingernail polish (to keep him from biting his nails), mind you. Some report that this last thing was clearly said as a joke, but ... still.

When I had my 5 minute crush on Zach (yes, I know he's a knob NOW, but I loved his "I/You" drinking game) I researched Dolphincrash. It's his business. He has a myspace for it. It looks like it's mostly swimware. He has some Hawaiian Tropic models who model it on the site.

Jen was also a Hawaiian Tropic model and he has joked that she was nowhere near as cute as the ones he has on his site. He's right.

Great recap Flip - LOVE XOX

I agree Jameka's hair extensions getting stolen would bring her into the limelight....but i'm as to what Jen would do if all her 'Jen' shirts were to disappear....hmmmmmm

Just a thought..Great Recap!

OOPS!

I meant to say,...'i'm CURIOUS what Jen would do...'

this is what happens when your brain works faster than your fingers....

Hey Jennifer 30309, are you blonde?

I'm still at "multiple business owners" but I had to comment-Am I the only one that thinks Mrs. Robinsons' multiple businesses are small individual businesses along the lines of a handicraft sewing busines?

And seriously am I the only on that thinks that ED looked kinda hot in his youth?

Flipit, another great recap. It is hilarious how everyone just tells Dick everything. What are they so afraid of?

Jen is so great. She reminds me of a pet cat. They live with you and occasionally tolerate your company, but if something ever happened to you in the house, while a dog would bark for help, a cat would just stare at you, completely detached, while you choked to death on your dinner.

And kensrus, stop making it worse. If you knew anything about Flipit you would get why his "homophobic" comments were so funny.
-JR

For me the best part was when "ED" nominated Jenius as revenge and said, "Tit for Tat, so to speak."
And how come they showed Nick and his top 5 list on this episode when it's been on You Tube for over a week?? that's BS

Nicks hot tub BJ confession was no joke I heard him tell it and how his father is ashamed of him. Nick sounds like he is bi.

great recap, flippy!

so great, i battled evil typekey to tell you so.

so, this was a perfect balance of sarcasm, relaying of the facts, and wit. muoy excellente!

^^^^^WHAT?!?! hottub bj confession? you're seriously killing me here.

yes flipit, dream on baby and you need to read our spoilers on the live feeds.. even if it is a week later and not spoilers anymore...... Dustin said he was bi last night..... and would be happy to have a 4 some or a 5 some in the HOH room... this stuff will never make it to air on CBS.

i'm sure everyone was lining up for that one. blech

POSSIBLE SPOILER ALERT: I've been checking in on the live updates and Showtime show occasionally, and the orgy conversation is even worse that you think, Flipt. So far Dustin is in, but the only other person who are least says he is interested is ERIC. Yikes!!!!!
The other thing apparent from live feeds and Showtime is the creepy attraction Dick has to Jessica. I feel my ovaries shriveling just thinking about that.

Also, JasonR, its called sarcasm.