Best episode of the season!!!!!

Couldn't wait to read the recap this time. I loved it! Two best parts: Amber doing a nose pick and looking at it and Dick's reaction when Eric got to stay. Best damned ep of the season by far. And...I'm beginning to think Jen does have a brain after all! Dani? I'm willing to bet that she and Dick somehow made an agreement before the show to put differences aside to try and win the game and split the cash later. Let's get rid of Dick this week!

HEIFFA AMBER IS A LOSER.

Why would you go on national tv and disclose to a houseguest a secret that you are ashamed about? Because as far as I'm concerned, she told Eric....but this is big brother...and there's such a thing as the livefeed....did she forget about the camera? or is it because the effects of PCP somehow blinds the fact that there are such things as cameras???

I bet you anything, she was probably high when she signed that waiver with CBS.

Dumb heiffa!

Well...great recap. I guess I am in a minority here. I am rooting for Jen (she is a riot) and Danielle and would love for the two of them to face off in the finale.
I must say I cannot condone the way Dick curses and belittles women.
Amber forgets about the live feed all the time.
For example..picking her nose, getting a shower naked and showing it all, her remarks about Jewish people etc. She was the first to throw Nick under the bus...and totally knew Dustin was not voting out Eric. If she cries one more time I will puke !!
I think Eric was the worst choice for the America's player. Half the time he cannot keep a straight face when trying to do America's bidding. Dustin, Eric and Amber are the biggest liars in the group.
I will be truly disappointed if one of these three win it all.
I am so ready for BB9 already..

Well...great recap. I guess I am in a minority here. I am rooting for Jen (she is a riot) and Danielle and would love for the two of them to face off in the finale.
I must say I cannot condone the way Dick curses and belittles women.
Amber forgets about the live feed all the time.
For example..picking her nose, getting a shower naked and showing it all, her remarks about Jewish people etc. She was the first to throw Nick under the bus...and totally knew Dustin was not voting out Eric. If she cries one more time I will puke !!
I think Eric was the worst choice for the America's player. Half the time he cannot keep a straight face when trying to do America's bidding. Dustin, Eric and Amber are the biggest liars in the group.
I will be truly disappointed if one of these three win it all.
I am so ready for BB9 already..

OOPS sorry for the double post...computer timed out the first time...ALSO why didn't the Chenbot tell Kail about Eric and America's player...I love watching the expression on the evicted ones faces when they learn who the little weasel is....lol

WHAT A GREAT SHOW!

It had everything: surprise votes, uncomfortable screaming matches, bunny costumes, Dick getting pissed, malfunctioning Chenbot... It was so wonderful!

I cheered for ten minutes when Jessica won HOH. What a great week this is going to be!!

Flipit, your Zelda comment sent me over the edge. Now my coworkers think I've completely lost it. Thanks!

Anyone remember that fashion craze from the 80s, Units or Mix-Its or something like that? That's what Chenbot's red belt reminded me of.

Excellent recap Flippy! Best episode of the season so far. America's Eyebrows live to over-act another week. I'm rooting for a Jen and Jess f2.

Probably America is going to screw this whole thing up by making Eric target someone completely random this week. They'll pick Jen or Dustin.

Meanwhile, the smart thing would be to put up Dick and Zach. If Dick wins veto, put up Danielle. But it would be better to let Dick know this is the plan, and make it public that if he chooses to save himself, then he'd be effectively getting his daughter evicted.

Big Ups to Flipit for a speedy and hilarious recap.

i read all the forums and recaps both here and at MSR and i have to ask this... why is Jessica getting a free pass from all of you? it seems everyone in the house is pretty much hated by the majority of us for one reason or another, except her. i've never seen someone so easily swayed by a 30 second conversation, time and time again. and the lies to D&D? hate her big time.

and after watching her and her retarded alliance celebrate after she won, i hope she chokes on it. (i do not however, hate her enough to have not enjoyed the nipple slip while jumping up and down after winning... big shout out to 2 of my new best friends: live television and Tivo.)

it pains me to say it, but D&D are dead.... i may have to change my name to poor, dead dani.

now i must head to the forums to read about what happened on the feeds after we left them last night. Dick looked like he was gonna EXPLODE. and now that they have the numbers, everyone is talking shit back to him... this shit JUST GOT INTERESTING!! (hehe anniedawg)

PDS
President of Keeping Hope Alive, Team Dani

I forgot to mention, Flipit, I'm still laughing at the whole paragraph that ends with the picture: So, Jameka. How do you feel about white people now?

SO FUNNY!

Am I the only one who really thought Eric was going home? I was sure he was, even before the episode last night. I was pleasantly surprised to see he did not, not because I really like him, but just because I knew it would piss Dick off to no end.

I hope one of D&D goes home this week, just because I was so sick of them gloating and acting so untouchable last week. You could see him melting down before your eyes after the live vote and after Jessica won HOH and he realized he was screwed. Way to piss off Dustin and Jameka immediately after that. At least he has the drummer from Guns and Roses and the runner-up from Rock Star to comfort him back at his bar.

I HEART you, Flipit, I really really do.

Thanks for the fabulous recaps time and time again - you are my fav.

I want to jump thru the screen and bitch slap Dick...please oh please let him go home, prettty please.

When Kail's husband came on the screen, I so expected a comment about Marshall Applewhite of Heaven's Gate....great recap!

How did they get away with all those Sunset Strip rocker chicks wearing the "I (heart) Dick" t shirts?

Briliant.

We are flipit fans!

Well the night before on the feeds, Dustin convinced the group to keep Eric around b/c he reminded them they need the numbers.
Their group knew Dustin was going to keep Eric in the house.. it didn't come as a surprise to anyone cept for D&D, Zach and Jen.

Anyways... I kept hearing about Amber's rant to Eric, and how great it was and blahblahblah, boy was that just a pathetic moment or what.
She has absolutely 100% convinced herself that she has never lied in the game which I find HILARIOUS.

America's Player Lives To Raise Eyebrows Another Day. Dick's Dogs vs. Eric's Eagles is the new Sovereign Six vs. The Friendship.

Last night Dick got into a HUGE fight with Amber and Jameka. Of course Dick lived up to his name, but Amber and Jameka are no holy rollers either. Jameka ended up calling Dick's mom a bitch (remember, Dick's mom is an ordained minister.) Low blow. Then Amber told him he'd be better off if he just committed suicide. Nice. Anyway, just wanted to point out that it goes both ways. They never show the other side of it in the shows.

Poor Dead Shannon- I'll be VP of Team Dani!

DP Hooker- Whichever side is in power each week always gloats and feels untouchable. You should have seen the nerd herd gloating last night and they will be all week.

Dick's for sure going home this week and he's cool with it, he knows it's his turn. He'll be in the sequester house though so they'll all keep having to live with him on the other side- haha!

CWJ-

We keep the live feed discussions in the forums so not to spoil the show for those who just watch the CBS version of reality (skewed as it might be).

Flipit - I can't believe you didn't mock Dilana more - she was such a scary freak when she was on Rock Star - I laughed my ass off when she turned out to be one of Dick's "celebrity" friends.

Oh - and Eric has now missed out on being HOH twice because of Chenanigans. CBS should be helping out America's Player a little better than that.

Why are so many of you gravitating towards this Nerd Herd? Everyone seems to dislike Amber and Dustin, understandably, and everyone knows what a fraud Jameka is, yet everyone wanted Eric to stay. He's okay, but him staying and Jessica winning HOH only means safety for Dustin, Amber and Jameka. I know Dick is a complete red ass at times, but I'd rather him stay, then any of those three.

It seems that even people rooting for Jen were also rooting for Eric to stay. It was better for Jen if Kail stayed. Right now, this house is divided in two, and I'm not going to pull for any side that includes Amber, Dustin and Jameka. I don't want Dick to win BB by any stretch of the imagination, but I don't want any of those three Nerd Herders to be anywhere close to the finals.

I'm a Jensa member (for now) and was thoroughly pissed when Eric got to stay. I do believe the BB producers had a hand in last nights outcome. They weren't going to allow the only thread left to their stupid twists to get voted out. I'm calling bullshit on that.

I'm not real happy that Dustin's greed in the POV comp is going to go unpunished. Looks like everyone, except the Dicks, are going to let Eric's peculiar voting habits and his tossing of Amber under the bus, receive the same fate. That's messed up.

I'm pro-Eric if for no other reason than he's more interesting to watch than Kail was. I'm glad he stayed & she left.

anw821: Eric's voting habits are not his fault, they are America's Choice, and he is stuck with having to talk his way out of them. It makes him look weasily but remember it's not his decision.

I don't get why anyone is sticking up for Dick. He's not just a complete ass, a complete ass is the part that thinks he's running the house and has figured everything out. He's a self-rightous, abusive person who so screwed over his daughter she refused to talk to him for years. After the way we've seen him abuse the women in that house, you can imagine how vile he must be when the cameras aren't on.

I'm just floored that people think there is any way to rationalize his behavior.

best episode ever! I wish I could have watched the BRAWL afterdark...but I guess I will try it on YouTube. D&D know they are toast.

Thoughts:

1. WHY did Julie NOT tell Kail about Eric being America's Player? It was HIS 2 votes for her to get evicted over the past 2 weeks that sent the house into this psycho sprial! I would think Kail would react BIG TIME to learning this news.

2. WHY WHY WHY are D&D STILL on the "Doing this for Nick" thing? They voted to get him out! Did something serious happen on livefeeds/BBAD that CBS totally didn't air to help explain this nonsense? Or are they REALLY that f---ed up?

3. How did Jessica know the answer to the Carol question so quickly? Either Carol TOLD Jessica what was said, or Jessica knows her enemy really well.

4. Dustin's explanation on his "grey shirt" fetish was the stupidest thing I have ever heard. I can just picture him packing all those grey shirts saying "Hmmm this will REALLY prove my consistancy in the house! I'll pack 2 more!" SHADDUP. What I wanna know, is why the f--- does he wear that queen robe?

Sparky: The house guests don't know that Eric's voting is not his fault. To them it is peculiar and sneaky and Dick and Danielle seem to be the only ones that want to make him pay for it. Banner or no banner, they all know now, but the Nerd Herd seems to be okay with it, just as they seem to be okay with Dustin's greed in the POV. There should be consequences for those actions.

Does Amber know she's on TV? So far I have seen her talking to Jameka about her "sister's" logic about gays and Jews. Her "sister" is probably in a safe house somewhere tonight scared shitless. Her "sister" says "gay's cannot be trusted because they are always out for themselves". Everytime she meets someone she doesn't like her "sister" tells her"You know why, because they are Jews". How can you tell? Why by their noses and last names of course!
I'd love to hear this crazy bitch tell Jameka her "sister's" theory on black people!

I will also add that Dick will face the consequences for his actions this week, as well he should. I won't be sorry to see him go and I've never attempted rationalize his behavior.

Sheep.....their just a flock of sheep.....

Dick is a rude, vile pig (thanks, Elton)! I LOVE Jensa and how she never let Dick shake her with his 'negative' energy.

I was glad that Eric stayed b/c I'm ready to see the battle that will follow with him and Dick.

Dick amazes me with his disgusting rants. All this crap is coming from a man who seemingly abandoned his daughter, but he calls people out now?

Also... WTF was Eric thinking blabbing that Amber secret teaser to someone who doesnt keep anything to himself? I hate the America's Player junk, but that stupid move had nothing to do with that.

I could go on for days, but I'm so happy at this point that hopefully Dick is on the way out... wouldnt it be great in the Nomination ceremony if Jessica says... "and I've nominated you, Dick, b/c you burp and fart alot."

P.S., I love you flipit... you're so flipping fantastic.

"Fail is a neurotic,ignorant, Bible thumping hag, but I feel for her when she has to greet the Chenbot wearing those huge floppy bunny slippers. And by "I feel for her" I mean I laugh and jump around til the sound of a baby crying fills my room and the bitch downstairs threatens to call the cops. It's worth it, you stinkin' breeder! STOMP!"

Hilarious!!!

Dick is a rude, vile pig (thanks, Elton)! I LOVE Jensa and how she never let Dick shake her with his 'negative' energy.

I was glad that Eric stayed b/c I'm ready to see the battle that will follow with him and Dick.

Dick amazes me with his disgusting rants. All this crap is coming from a man who seemingly abandoned his daughter, but he calls people out now?

Also... WTF was Eric thinking blabbing that Amber secret teaser to someone who doesnt keep anything to himself? I hate the America's Player junk, but that stupid move had nothing to do with that.

I could go on for days, but I'm so happy at this point that hopefully Dick is on the way out... wouldnt it be great in the Nomination ceremony if Jessica says... "and I've nominated you, Dick, b/c you burp and fart alot."

P.S., I love you flipit... you're so flipping fantastic.

Dick is a rude, vile pig (thanks, Elton)! I LOVE Jensa and how she never let Dick shake her with his 'negative' energy.

I was glad that Eric stayed b/c I'm ready to see the battle that will follow with him and Dick.

Dick amazes me with his disgusting rants. All this crap is coming from a man who seemingly abandoned his daughter, but he calls people out now?

Also... WTF was Eric thinking blabbing that Amber secret teaser to someone who doesnt keep anything to himself? I hate the America's Player junk, but that stupid move had nothing to do with that.

I could go on for days, but I'm so happy at this point that hopefully Dick is on the way out... wouldnt it be great in the Nomination ceremony if Jessica says... "and I've nominated you, Dick, b/c you burp and fart alot."

P.S., I love you flipit... you're so flipping fantastic.

Sorry Tinkerbella, my bad.

Sorry for triple posting my comments...

Jen is a trip! When Jameka was making out with God and Jen kept popping into the scene talking nonsense I was dying! That has got to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. But when Dickwad was trying to call a truce with her I wanted to scream "Run Jen, there is no puppy. Don't get in the car!"
He is soooooooooo disgusting. I can't believe I liked him at first. Anybody who watches BBAD knows what I mean.

I just thought of something. I'd love if Amber won HOH one week for the sole reason of seeing a picture of her boyfriend. I'd love to see what he looks like. (Is that mean?)

Well, I don't understand what everyone has against Evel Dick. I love him! He's been my favorite player since day one, and I'm rooting for him to win. Being a metal musician myself, I identified with him most. I'm absolutely a feminist, and I still don't see him as "belittling women"—he belittles everyone equally! But they usually deserve it! Sometimes I feel he goes a bit too far, but I still love that he speaks his mind.

I really liked Dustin at first, but he's proving himself to be two-faced, just like the delusional Amber, who doesn't even see that she's a liar! And Eric—he's not handling his role as America's player well at all. Once he found out that we wanted him to evict Kail, he should have told everyone how he was voting! It was so stupid to not be up front about it! And he shouldn't have been campaigning for Nick in the first place until he knew what we wanted!

Anyway, I couldn't stand by any longer—while everyone bashes Dick—and not defend him. He's awesome!

Oh yeah, CheriesTake, the contrast between Jameka praying like a fiend and then Jen popping into the foreground concerned about her wardrobe was hilarious! You couldn't have planned that any better! I had to replay it a couple of times 'cause I was laughing so hard!

Dagiana, I'll share what I have against Dick. He does not treat men & women the same. Yes, he yells at men, but he berates them for making the stupidest move ever (Mike), being shady/playing all sides (Nick), or being lying, two-faced weasel who is shaking like a leaf, etc.(Eric). Somehow that's not the same as constant threats of sexual violence, constantly calling someone a c*nt, threatening to choke someone with his c*ck (while she's hanging upside down on a clock), threatening to strangle her & break the bones in her neck, and threatening to rape her & others in the asshole until they bleed to death. Nice. Really nice. I apologize for my offensive post, but that's Dick. All in front of his daughter, no less. No wonder she's screwed up. He deserves to GO. NOW. And the fact that he's going to treat the gay guy the same way (because gay guys are so low he calls them "women") doesn't make it any better.

Lime23 -- Dick said all those things on the live feed??? Wow.

Am I missing something? Why does EVIL Dick proudly proclaim how EVIL he is but then choose to spell his name EVEL? Hey Dick, here's my version of spelling for ya. Take EVEL and rearrange the letters to LEEV. That sounds like LEAVE! See ya!

That bothered me at first too, but all I can figure is that he spells it Evel because of Evel Knievel.

Unless he's planning to jump the Grand Canyon he needs to learn to spell. I bet he really thought that's how it is spelled and everybody was too scared to tell him otherwise.
I loved him in the begining but after seeing how he really is on BBAD I can't stand him.