Previously on Big Brother: Jameka pulled out the attitude we've all been waiting for, Jenius finally got through a week without being nominated, and the Dicks were shocked to learn that no one likes them. Who woulda thunk? Nick, if you're not home laughing your ass off right now, you really should be. Oh, and call me, would ya?
What'd IIIIIIIIIIIII do?!?!?
We open with a flashback of Jessica nominating the Dicks and reminding them that she is giving them a chance to play for the Power of Veto. Dick seethes "Thank you, Jessica," and she smiles and sincerely squeaks "You're welcome!" Love her. Violins swell as Dick tells us how his only goal from this point on is to make sure he helps his daughter survive. What a wonderful father! Now could you pay all the back child support you owe and send your poor mother on the vacation she so richly deserves? Dick? Dick? Where'd he go?
Daniele whines about how haarrd it is living with all these liiiaarrs and faaaakkes! Jessica says she wants Dani out, because she figures Dick will have other people to target besides her if he stays. Uh, you just nominated him and his spawn. Those tides have turned, girl. Hide.
She tries to chill in the HOH suite with Jameka, but it's kind of hard cuz Eric comes in and starts twitching nervous energy all over the room. He's so glad one of the Dicks is going home! He laughs in that nervous "huh? What'd I do? I'm not lying who says I'm lying?!?" kind of way. Jameka and Jess sit silently and watch him twitch, waiting for the awkwardness to pass. Instead, it's heightened when Jenius saunters in with an apple and sits on the bed. The whole room is silent. Even Eric's eyebrows. Jess stares at a wall miserably.
Isn't it fun having your own room?
Dick and Dicklet sit on the patio and try to figure out where they went wrong. Dick thinks he's failed at the game cuz he's just not a good enough liar. Riiiiggghhht. And because you were PLAYED, biatch! He gives Daniele all sorts of advice, which is hilarious since he's made one boner move after another. She stares off into space and he asks her if she took her vitamins. Then he says that if they're too big and food-like, he'll smash them up for her and mix them into some sugar free Kool Aid. Don't want those fake teeth to fall out. Aw, the father daughter act is so touching! Take it on the road, you two, and get off my TV. Dear President of Team Daniele, sorry, but I can't help it. HEART, Flipit.
Dick repeats over and over that he needs to save his kid. WE GET IT. His big plan? To get the house to despise him. How will you ever do that? Maybe you should be really abusive and pervy and disgusting. It'll be tough, but you can do it! He bangs a pan in a sleeping Dustin's face, calls Amber an ugly bitch and swears on her daughter's life that he'll make her wanna kill herself, yells at Eric for being a scrawny little liar, and generally acts like the ass we've all come to try and justify kind of liking. Daniele smiles and polishes her porcelain as everyone else in the house responds exactly as I do. Eh. Dick tells us that he's getting into their heads. Ah, ok I see what you're doing. Subtle.
Time for the POV competition. Jessica picks Jameka's ball and Dick cheers "Halleluia! You picked Jameka's magic ping pong ball!" LOL, Dick. Even Jameka has to smile at that one. Daniele picks Dustin and Dick yells "Yay! Princess!" Dick picks Zach, but since he's planning on Zach to stand by his little brat, he has no abuse to hurl his way. Booo! I was just starting to like you, Dick!
Who has flabbier underarms? Dick or Amber? Vote now!
The players are all sequestered in different rooms. One by one, they are brought to the back yard, where there is an obstacle course of disgusting shots on tree stumps. For every shot they take, they will get to take a hit with the mallet in a game of croquet. What, no costumes? Boo! This game won't require too much mental power, just the ability to digest anything. Too bad Amber's out.
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Comments (29)
Wow! Congrats on the speed, Flip! Good 'cap, as always. I'm just thrilled that we're going to get to see Dick make his exit Thursday. Tha 'bot's processor's going to jam up for sure.
I couldn't quite believe Jess was so easily gulled by Dick. Paranoia's setting in. How could she ever think Dustin, Eric and Dick had some sort of slliance? Those guys aren't good enough actors to pull it off. So, what's next?
1 of 29 | Posted by Tony A.
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Posted on August 15, 2007 5:18 AM
Oops. I meant to say "Jen" instead of "Dick" in my previous comment about Jess being gulled.
BTW, did you notice Dicklet's face almost morph into ED's when she admitted to her fakery with the group?
2 of 29 | Posted by Tony A.
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Posted on August 15, 2007 5:37 AM
Great episode and great recap. Could we possibly see Dustin get the boot Thursday? If Danielle, Jen and Zach all vote for Dusin to be evicted; Jameka and Amber vote for Dick to be evicted and America forces Eric to vote for Dustin to be evicted; that would put Dustin out. Remember, the last 2 America's Challenges have forced Eric to go against his alliance - get Dustin nominated and give Jessica the silent treatment. It would not surprise me at all if America voted to have Eric evict Dustin. But.....would the producers allow it? I think they would. It woudl make for great television. Can you imagine the reaction on everyone's face, including Dick's? Not out of the realm of possibility.
3 of 29 | Posted by CheeseBoy
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Posted on August 15, 2007 5:43 AM
CheeseBoy: I'm with you. It's not out of the realm of possibility. If Dustin goes home, we could be witness to greatest Big Brother moment in the history of the show. Better then "bye, bye bitches". I would love to see that happen.
Did Dustin actually say Dick was the greediest person in the house? Cuz I seem to remember that rump hump taking every reward that came his way in the POV comp when he was HOH. Dustin, care to change your statement? Hypocrite!
4 of 29 | Posted by anw821
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Posted on August 15, 2007 5:58 AM
I hope everybody else feels the same way I do but I AM TIRED OF WATCHING THE DONATO FAMILY REUNION.
Please get that bum or that anorexic chick out!
5 of 29 | Posted by Sowhat1234
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Posted on August 15, 2007 6:16 AM
I guess Eric is ok with Ambers anti-semitism, Dustins racist comments, Jessicas racist comments, etc.
6 of 29 | Posted by dramaqueen727
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Posted on August 15, 2007 6:40 AM
If Erectile Dicksfunction doesn't get the boot this week then I just might have to bail on this season. The thought of watching his smug face while berating everyone else in the house turns my stomach more than the idea of drinking a egg, bacon, and orange juice cocktail.
7 of 29 | Posted by Paulie [eatl/ga]
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Posted on August 15, 2007 7:02 AM
Thanks for the shout out to DOOL!! LOL!
I can't believe Jess would be that gullible! Jen could've said "Hey Jess, I think Dustin used to be a woman!" and Jess would be like "Yeah, you're right! I knew it!" Idiots!
8 of 29 | Posted by khirth
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Posted on August 15, 2007 7:03 AM
I am not sure how much longer I can listen to Dicklet's shrieking voice. Ahhh!!!! I faintly heard the beginning sounds of "a dolphin gangbang" during the showdown in the HOH room.
I agree with Cheeseboy...the way "America plays" is not conducive with the LNC. Thursday should be interesting.
9 of 29 | Posted by southerngal
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Posted on August 15, 2007 7:05 AM
Eric, you are SCREWED! America loves to torture him, and I think he is realizing it. There is no possible way that America is going to tell Eric to vote Dick out. He's going to have to pull off a miracle this week, or else he's toast. If Dick stays, he'll be all over that mystery vote.
I think his only chance is to get Jess and go to D&D for an alliance. However, with Jen's completely JENIUS move to put doubt in Jessica's mind, that may be impossible now.
I wonder if CBS even considered the possibility that America would have no interest in helping Eric, but only wants to make his life miserable?
10 of 29 | Posted by lickitysplit
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Posted on August 15, 2007 7:14 AM
I am a fan of a Dick, Daniele, Jen Zach alliance, so I was so happy when Dick won the veto. I know that he is a jerk, but when he is talking shit to everyone it makes me laugh. Some of the stuff he says is hilarious.
I would love for Eric and Jessica to join forces with them and get rid of Amber, Dustin and Jameka. Those three annoy me more than anyone.
11 of 29 | Posted by dmbislove
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Posted on August 15, 2007 7:34 AM
I thought Jessica was smarter than that! She didn't put up any evidence whatsoever that Eric and Dustin and aligned with Dick! And I couldn't believe that such a silly little America's choice segment had such a profound impact on the house.
I think Dustin will go just because the AP voters know it would be incredible TV.
12 of 29 | Posted by Merick
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Posted on August 15, 2007 8:26 AM
I'm with you Cheeseboy, I'd love to see a 4 to 2 vote evicting Dustin. There is no possible way for Eric to explain that one.
13 of 29 | Posted by johnrambo
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Posted on August 15, 2007 9:19 AM
Great recap. The telenovela & DOOL references were classic.
It was "sooooo frrruuuussstrrraaaattttiiinnngggg" (thanks for saying that 8 million times, Dicklet) that the LNC didnt question in the HOH room blow up that... if her dad drove her crazy in there too, why didnt she put him up on the block? Ugh.
I really do see a Dustin eviction coming this week b/c of the stupid AP thing. Hate.
I dont like Dustin that much, but cant bear the site of disgusting Dick for another week--maybe more. Makes me feel like I've just drank a BB shake.
14 of 29 | Posted by NashvilleGuy
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Posted on August 15, 2007 10:46 AM
There is no way that Dick is going home this week unless they can convince Jen or Zach to vote for Dick. America's Player is stupid....Eric should say No and move on from it.
Jen is truly a Jenius...she is playing this game so well and no one knows it. She did this to Jessica again...first with Eric and know with Dustin.
15 of 29 | Posted by air376
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Posted on August 15, 2007 10:58 AM
There is no way that Dick is going home this week unless they can convince Jen or Zach to vote for Dick. America's Player is stupid....Eric should say No and move on from it.
Jen is truly a Jenius...she is playing this game so well and no one knows it. She did this to Jessica again...first with Eric and know with Dustin.
16 of 29 | Posted by air376
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Posted on August 15, 2007 11:02 AM
"Dustin, on the other hand, does not like being called Princess, and plus, he's got a great swallow. He takes every single shot. Great job controlling your gag reflex, but next round involves sports. Ruh roh." LOLLLL. Great recap, Flipit.
Reading through the other comments posted, I'm ecstatic to see that I'm not the only one who is entertained and partially supportive of Dick's tyrannous taunts. Maybe he is a jackass and in another season with a house full of palatable people, Dick would be spurned by the majority of fans. But at this point, I'm so disaffected with the Foul 5/Turd Herd that it eclipses any distaste I would feel for Dick and obliterates any sliver of sorrow I would feel for their predicament. Maybe if BB awarded an attitude change during a veto comp, the tide would turn, but right now Jessica's sagacious words are most apt: too bad, so sad.
Even though Daniele came off a bit bratty and sounded as though she was wallowing in a cup of self-pity, I still had to side with her in her argument with the Jesus Brigade. I think she could have used a different approach in confronting them, citing their hypocrisy, self-righteousness, and their proclivity for hiding safely in their own cowardice. Can she control her father? Of course she can; she has before. Is she going to let them know she can? wtf, no. If his behaviour is hurting her game, she's not going to go and dig herself a deeper grave by admitting she knows where the ON/OFF switch. As much as they would hate to admit it (since they always gloat so pridefully of how they'll exact vengeance and serve him a dish of his own speciality), his "strategy" is working: they're terrified of the man and petrified of engaging with him, so they make snide little comments about his daughter to release their anger and take on somebody close to Dick who they think they can handle. Jameka has lately shown that for all the compassionate Christianity that she preaches, she's sure got a knack for harbouring resentment and handing out low blows. Isn't it God's place to judge and ours to forgive? Whatevs, lady. btw, Eric, speaking of stripping characters to the bone, I didn't see you and your cronies in an uproar when Dick was pelting Jen with a tongue-lashing, and she did a lot less to merit it than you have done. Hurts when it happens to ya, don't it? Eat it, bitches.
Personally, I'll be disappointed if Dick leaves. He makes the Turd Herd squirm and his eviction would give the LNC strength numerically and I... Amber in the final two would be insufferable. I would be very surprised if Eric did not receive instructions to get Dustin evicted and after half-assing his America's Player duties with Nick's eviction and some subsequent tasks, I'd expect producers to scold him into submission. Why would they want an America's Player who disregards the vote? Yeah, we're hurting his stance within his alliance, but he should have continued his strong floating game that he used the first two weeks instead of taking a gamble with groups that would be subject to assessment from the viewing public. America's already got a vote on the jury locked, so I hope BB stops going out of their to protect him because he's growing more grating by the minute. Here's to hoping Princess is the first on his way to Mexico!
17 of 29 | Posted by dresdendoll
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Posted on August 15, 2007 11:03 AM
dresdendoll: Well written. I agree with you completely. I've posted it before, I refuse to root for any alliance that includes Dustin, Amber and Jameka. I would much rather these three be sent packing before Dick.
18 of 29 | Posted by anw821
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Posted on August 15, 2007 12:34 PM
Is Dustin a top or a bottom??
19 of 29 | Posted by Wondermutt
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Posted on August 15, 2007 1:36 PM
Correct me if i'm wrong, but Eric doesn't have a choice on the vote task right? Whatever, we choose, he has to go with. I've never seen Chenbot give him the option or even imply he has one.
20 of 29 | Posted by johnrambo
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Posted on August 15, 2007 3:34 PM
Dresdendoll, I agree with you too. I just have a sinking feeling that Zach and Jen won't vote for Dick to stay. I think they'll be too scared of pissing off the nerdies. They don't know about the possible Eric vote. I can still hope! I'm hoping tomorrow night I'm saying bye bye Dusty!! I'd love to see the looks on their face as they're trying to figure out what happened. (Oh, I'm getting my hopes up too much...)
21 of 29 | Posted by CWJ
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Posted on August 15, 2007 3:46 PM
Poor Eric. I think Dustin's a goner.
On a tangent, can I say I admired how Zach said screw it to the POV challenge? He's starting to warm up.
22 of 29 | Posted by cajah
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Posted on August 15, 2007 3:50 PM
if the producers are indeed trying to influence the game, you can bet it will be in full effect for tomorrow.
23 of 29 | Posted by johnrambo
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Posted on August 15, 2007 4:29 PM
Dicklet's rant made my ears bleed. i'm sorry, but they showed her smirking about Dick's comments and i'm sure the other houseguests can tell she enjoys his rants--she just doesn't like it when they mess up her game. i don't know if they bought it, or if they were just trying not to look mean by picking on poor, pathetic Dicklet.
it's too bad that Dick goes WAY too far with his comments cause he does have some funny ones. i just can't get with his homophobic remarks--i have that thing against homophobes--and his misogynistic bull are just too much for me to overlook. as much as all the religious crap bugs me, i know people are really sensitive about that kind of stuff too, so i'm sure that is equally offensive to some. just not me, so i think some of his jabs at Jameka and Amber are funny. i still want Dick to go though.
i think Dustin might go home. Jen is the wild card. the only reason she should vote out Dustin is to keep Dick in the house and let both sides pick each other off. the only reason she would want Dick out is cause he's a dick.
at this point i only like Jen--i think that Jessica should team up with her cause Jess isn't that bad--yet--either.
24 of 29 | Posted by pq
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Posted on August 15, 2007 4:32 PM
Anybody else notice that Jen is very very quiet? I think the producers have gotten mixed up and given her Amber's "anxiety meds".
For the last several days on BBAD she just sits there staring into space with her mouth open. Or is she one of those girls who can only function if some loser guy is abusing her? Dick is leaving her alone and all the life seems to have gone out of her.
I have to admit, as much as I hate Dick (that never sounds right) I had to laugh when he was in the bedroom making fun of Amber. Suddenly I flashed on the Grinch.
I'm starting to despise Dicklet in a very big way. She was always annoying but now I just want Jameka to haul off and knock her squeaker into next week.
Very funny recap flipit, as usual.
25 of 29 | Posted by CheriesTake
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Posted on August 15, 2007 7:23 PM
"Jessica locks the door of the HOH suite behind her and talks to herself like she's on a telenovela" LMAO!! Such a funny scene! Loved it!
26 of 29 | Posted by RachelLynn
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Posted on August 15, 2007 8:12 PM
"Jessica locks the door of the HOH suite behind her and talks to herself like she's on a telenovela" LMAO!! Such a funny scene! Loved it!
27 of 29 | Posted by RachelLynn
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Posted on August 15, 2007 8:25 PM
I just realized something. Dick actually has to work to get his hair to look the way it does. I saw him applying some goo to his head and scratching it and then with a satisfied look in the mirror, he was done. I'm sorry but it looked exactly the same as it did before the goo. And when I say the same, I mean it looked like he was slapped in the head repeatedly with a very greasy dish rag, by Jameka, after he made fun of God.
28 of 29 | Posted by CheriesTake
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Posted on August 15, 2007 8:33 PM
"Aw, the father daughter act is so touching! Take it on the road, you two, and get off my TV. Dear President of Team Daniele, sorry, but I can't help it. HEART, Flipit."
i am so flattered to have been referenced in Flipit's recap. i went away from TvGasm for a bit when the fellas left, but Flipit, you are quickly reaching B-Side/EdHill/J-unit status.... awesome recap. the telenovela stuff? priceless.
i am very excited to see others seeing things as i do. dresdendoll, CWJ, anw821... welcome to the club. we've got jackets.
PDS
President, Team Dani
(although i do wish she'd scale down the whiny-ness)
War "dolphin gang-bang"
29 of 29 | Posted by poor, dead shannon
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Posted on August 16, 2007 10:49 AM