As you recall, Ryan placed Chelsia and Sharon on the block for eviction hoping that the Veto competition would be underwear pillow fighting or nude jell-o wrestling. Sharon feels she is a fighter having bested Jacob in several Chutes and Ladders tournaments. Chelsia is frustrated since she is on slop and the block so she must rely on her years of training as an ass-kisser to save her. James wants Chelsia to remain his butt-buddy despite having convinced Ryan to nominate Chelsia in the first place, but being a street vagabond James knows he has to do whatever it takes to survive.

Later, Sharon tells Sheila that she knew Ryan was not going to nominate any of the guys since "penises stick together." Only if you leave the strawberry flavored lubricant on too long. Sheila reminds Sharon that Josh is sitting right next to them and he has a penis too, but if you look here , you can see that she is mistaken.

In the HOH room Ryan and Josh have the conversation that all straight guys have with their gay friend. Ryan tells Josh that he is totally behind him but can't hang around in him public because people would talk. Josh completely understands and tells Josh that he would bend over backwards for Ryan and vows on his knees to simply suck it up and take whatever Ryan has to offer.

Cool. Sorry if I sweat on you.

Chelsia is visibly shaken over her nomination, so much so that her skin has broken out in incongruous ink stains and a streak of her hair has suddenly turned hot pink. Josh drags Chelsia to the storage room to assure her that he will take care of her this week if she will do the same for him when he is inevitably on the block. Chelsia commits to nothing but kisses James enough to make him think she still loves him the way you do when you want to break up with someone that has previously tried to commit suicide.

Back in the HOH room, a discussion breaks out about what everyone would do if they won the half-million dollar grand prize game. Natalie says that she would invest most of it and use the rest to purchase more Boxcar Willie CDs and aluminum foil for her ever-growing ball. Matty tells her that her plan is inherently flawed since she's batt-shit crazy and no one will ever love her. Natalie throws a ball at Matty and he retaliates Dodgeball style, making Natalie decide to leave the room to get away from the negativity. Once she's gone everyone laughs at her like the 3rd-graders these people wish they could have become. Ryan tells Matty that Natalie is going to win HOH soon and put him on the block. Matty tells Ryan that it will never happen since all he has to do is promise to make out with her and she'll jump on a live grenade for him.

Downstairs Natalie tells Sharon and Sheila, AKA the Finer Things Club, that is she is getting sick and tired of the way Matt - no longer Matty - treats her. She's finally starting to realize that nothing will ever happen between them, other than the occasional late night blowjob he will allow her to perform, so she doesn't care if he goes home or not. There are plenty of other cross-eyed, marble-mouthed, douchebags in the world that would be willing to treat her like crap.

Josh is in the next room praying to God for a flat stomach and thanking Him for the many gifts that He has bestowed upon him, such as immunity from HIV and a dealer who takes AmEx, when he overhears this rant. A light bulb flashes above Josh's head causing him to rush to the ladies with an offer. He brings up the idea of going to Ryan and telling him that he will have guaranteed immunity from eviction, and possibly HIV, if he will put Matt up on the block after the Veto. Natalie is so full of righteous female indignation that she accepts Josh's diabolical plan immediately as do Sharon, James and Sheila.

Bout what?

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