The Four Horsemen defensively rejected the accusation that they had any sort of alliance and insisted there were no sides in the house. Yeah, just because the Four Horsemen lock themselves in the Head of Household room, share clothing (and baths), and embrace at any possible moment doesn't mean they're actually in an "alliance", whatever that is. Jase tried to turn everything on its side with a little "I know you are but what am I?" logic by saying that Diane had just revealed HER side. Diane was unphased by this, so she finally left the logic vacuum that was the conversation and returned to her friends outside.
Jase was determined to rattle everyone though, so he poked his head out the screen door and revealed Diane's alliance to... her alliance!!!! The alliance took the news about its existence pretty well, and inside, Jase cackled with a self-satisfied air. Was it me, or was this incident the equivalent of Jase going up to a woman and saying "Ah ha! You're a woman!"
I guess I can't expect too much out of Jase. After all, this is the man who would rather waltz around the house wrapped up in a comforter than ever deign to put on a sleeved shirt. With tomorrow's vote threatening to be a close tie, my only hope is that Marvin comes to his senses and drops out of his lamely titled "Santa Monica Van Boys" alliance and votes off the one he's despised all along: Holly.
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Comments (4)
You're pretty much dead on with a lot of your stuff here, but I'd suggest changing "unwaivering" to "unwavering." Just a suggestion on spelling criticism, ya gotta be confident that you yourself can spell. :)
1 of 4 | Posted by Bill Cash | Posted on July 28, 2004 8:02 PM
What can I say? I'm the pot calling the kettle black.
Nevertheless, the typo has been fixed.
And Scott is still dumb.
2 of 4 | Posted by b-side | Posted on July 28, 2004 8:27 PM
What a treat reading your comment. It sooooo expressed exactly how I feel. (I just wish I was able to express myself as well!)
3 of 4 | Posted by troy | Posted on July 28, 2004 9:50 PM
As far as the 4 horsemen go Scott is the horses ass! And Drew being the only one with a workable brain, he is the true beauty of a stallion, and 'cowboy' would be the mane, he's just there. Well, Jace would have to be the tail, he's as close to an ass as he can be.
4 of 4 | Posted by Tanya | Posted on July 29, 2004 10:17 AM