The Atkins Friendly challenge ended with the roommates winning - among other things - beef, steak, chicken, pork, and lobster. Perhaps in the spirit of all things meaty, Jase's facial hair has blossomed into full-fledged lamb chops from hell. Granted, this isn't his worst hygene transgression (note the pimples on his back), but it's turning into one of the more annoying Jaseisms. You would think that someone as fastidiously image-conscious as he would reach for the razor once in a while, but maybe he's just succumbing to the pressure of looking so damn good. Yes, it's a curse, or at least according to Jase.

In a roundtable discussion worthy of The Newshour with Jim Lehrer, Jase, Scott and Holly shared their thoughts and feelings about being pretty and how no one sees them for who they really are - because I'm sure they don't dismiss people based on their looks at all. While Scott scratched his balls, Holly lamented that if she had worn glasses, had black hair in a bun, and just dressed differently in general, people would have treated her better in the house. Yeah, all those ugly people with black hair and glasses really have it good. Sadly, Holly doesn't realize the only accessory she needs is a muzzle.

Assuming the veto leaves the nominations unchanged, it looks like Holly will most likely get the boot. I do look forward to the Julie Chen/Holly interview. The combination of Holly's beeps and chirps with Julie's rigid mannerisms should make for the oddest conversation since R2D2 and C3PO entered pop culture.

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Last Comment: b-side on Jul 28, 2004 02:49 PM.

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Vincent Arroyo:

This is so true and so hilarious. I literally have tears down my face because I'm laughing so much.

1 of 3 | Posted by Vincent Arroyo | Posted on July 28, 2004 12:50 AM

Genevieve:

You're good B-Side. Very funny & witty. And totally true as hell. Thanks for the laugh while being stuck at work.

2 of 3 | Posted by Genevieve | Posted on July 28, 2004 12:38 PM

b-side:

Why thank you, Genevieve. I try my best.

3 of 3 | Posted by b-side | Posted on July 28, 2004 2:49 PM

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