She Could Have Been a Contender - 
by J-Unit
Prior engagements once again kept me from pulling off a timely Big Brother recap. I would go into more detail but let's just say one part of it involved prosciutto, arugula, and Rose McGowan. Anyway, on Tuesday, three women entered the ring, or at least stood on top of the ring, and on Friday night, one woman left. It was a modified version of a Thunderdome, and although the stakes were not life or death, millions of Americans would be watching to see if their worst fear, an all-Friendship finale, would actually come to pass.
This will be my last Big Brother recap of the 2005 season, and although I am sad that our time together will be winding down, at least I do get to enjoy one last bit of Julie Chen madness before I sign off. But you know what? I have to say, ever since Julie pulled out the crazy fireworks poncho, it is as if her wardrobe people came back from watching Ron Burgundy and said, "You stay classy, Julie Chen." She decided once again to go with an all-black ensemble, and she has looked a lot less hippy (as in she doesn't have big legs like Maggie), and the fabric was such that cameltoe was nearly non-existant.
But with every good thing, there is some bad, and once again, we were all taken aback by Julie's choice of jewelry. Last night, she sported the oddest bit of jewelry in the form of a pearl necklace/choker/collar. About the only thing good you can say about it was that it matched her earrings. She's a big girl now, and married to a lot of money. She doesn't have to go around making these huge uber-necklaces from the parts of lesser necklaces. Perhaps she twisted her neck doing a little reverse cowgirl, and this was some sort of fancy cervical collar the paramedics wanted her to wear just as a precaution? I just didn't know what to make of it, except there was only one more day of this stuff that I had to look forward to.
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