On a recent trip to the wacky world of Fox Reality, we encountered Reggie Southerland (runner-up on The Next Food Network Star), who was busy brewing up a pot of sassy charm. Turns out the network was having him try his best to emulate Big Brother slop, which they believed to be simply oatmeal. So how did this pseudo-slop concoction taste? Fascinating results after the jump.
Let the slop ceremonies begin!
Delightful!
The hallowed ladle-to-spoon slop transfer...
About to go down the rabbit hole...
Brief stalling.
Delicious!
Seriously, it was really good. Turns out Reggie had added some "sassy" to the slop in the form of honey and brown sugar (both acceptable condiments in the Big Brother house), and dammit if it didn't taste positively delectable. I actually went back for seconds and thirds. Turns out slop is really good when you add sweet stuff to it and let it simmer for 45 minutes. Who would have thought oatmeal tastes like oatmeal? Another TVgasm exposé!
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Comments (4)
Thanks for your hard hitting stories B-Side!!!
1 of 4 | Posted by J-Light
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Posted on September 8, 2006 4:41 PM
Ahhh. I see you went to the Giada school of acting...
2 of 4 | Posted by Firecat
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Posted on September 8, 2006 5:28 PM
That last picture rules. I'm going to use it as my wallpaper.
3 of 4 | Posted by monkeypeanut
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Posted on September 8, 2006 7:07 PM
the curvature of your thumb disturbs me.
4 of 4 | Posted by EdHill
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Posted on September 11, 2006 1:28 PM