Tuesday night's episode began with the triumphant eviction of Little Jennifer, the one-time wallflower and current public enemy #1. The Friendship, of course, took the loss roughly, with tears and hugs had by all. James, however, didn't care. "Clears up a cot," he noted dryly. April, on the other hand, had a much more emotional response. "Hugging her goodbye was so hard," she explained as we watched her blubbering face bid Jennifer adieu. Why so emotional, April? After all, according to you, you guys didn't even know each other! Right? Right??

Perhaps the most prescient response came from Howie of all places as he told the outgoing cheerleader, "See you next week, Jen!" Who knew that his little joke might be coming true? Of course, since this was Howie we were talking about, he immediately followed up his comment with a typically naive statement in the diary room: "The house is gonna be a little safer." For about ten minutes at least. Yes, that's because our favorite personal shopper won Head of Household, and sadly, we had to watch the whole competition outcome all over again. Why must we relive these painful memories, Big Brother? Why? It was all I could do to not turn the channel while Beau shrieked and squealed like a balloon animal slowly losing air (can we call him Beau-loon now? Eh, might not have enough bite to it).

Of course, all of America felt their hearts sink as it became readily apparent that Beau would be nominating one of our faves. There was no point in even creating misdirection. Beau has been a steadfast follower of the Cappy order, and as far as we could tell, the only independent thoughts that've exited his mouth have been the frequent utterances of "Oh my god!!" As a result, all of Kaysar's depleted alliance felt the bullseyes on their backs, especially Janelle who noted, "I feel like I'm kind of a huge target because I think I told all of America that he's basically a raging alcoholic and a male prostitute posing as a personal shopper." If it makes her feel any better, we still hate him. And by the way, since it's looking a bit grim in the Kaysar Klan department, why don't we take out our aggression on the CBS polls. Everyone go over there and give everyone in The Friendship a big, fat 1 in the popularity poll. That way, when these dolts exit the house with half a million bucks, they'll at least have their happiness dampened by the knowledge that America can't stand them.