You see, Jase and Scott have introduced the ill-advised bandana - or bandeezee, as they probably say - into the Big Brother house, and already, it's spreading like wildfire. Good ole boy Drew has now taken to wearing one, and I fear that Michael will trade in his cowboy hat for one next. The only person I want to see ever wear that dreaded bandana is Julie Chen, simply for the pure comic value.

Apparently Scott and Jase didn't bring just one of these vestments into the house. They brought a whole array of different colors and shapes. Jase, disturbingly enough, is fond of the faux-bandana. It looks like a cross between a headband and a bandeezee, achieving a comfortable poseur look somewhere in the middle. What's worse is that Jase so far has two of these contraptions - one that's gray, and one that's light-blue camo. I guess it's important for those days when you need to blend in at an ice cream parlor. Not that Jase could ever blend in. His spikey, frosted hair looks like a Burger King crown gone wrong. Chances are he spends hours in front of the mirror, a theory that's backed by Holly who noted that Scott and Jase are more high maintenance than the women. Coming from Holly, this is pretty damning evidence.

Nevertheless, Jase and Scott have taken an early and imposing dominance in the house. They've shown little to no regard for others around them, and when an emotionally torn Michael came to them for emotional support regarding his new sister, the two guys immediately made "What the fuck?" eyes at each other. Even after Michael and Nakomis read stirring letters from their father, the only support the bandana'd ones could lend was a mere fist bump from Jase. Of course, this meant nothing. Jase probably fist bumps the chairs just for allowing him to sit down.

While Adria sobbed uncontrollably during the family reunion moment, Jase and Scott remained unmoved. It was all an elaborate trick, they decided. Um, have they looked at Michael and Nikomas? Do they really think those two can pull that off? These two great thinkers bolstered their theory by noting that Michael was trying waaay too hard to fit an image. Scott commented that Michael wears all these shirts that say Oklahoma this and Oklahoma that. Jase agreed that the cowboy was trying to force something - sort of like when you try to be super trendy by wearing a BANDANA 24/7!! Something tells me these guys were just upset because the spotlight was off of them for a brief second.

Meanwhile, mortician Marvin took every chance he could to agree with the bandana boys (who would later be self-named "The Four Horsemen" by Jase). Marvin, in classic sidekick fashion, tried too hard to be accepted and welcomed into this clique (duh, where are your head accessories?), but that plan ended when he hoarded some quesadillas as if they were the last morsels of food for the duration of the show.

Drew, on the other hand, has been recruited by Scott and Jase to be the third wheel (Michael's in the clique too, but only for critical mass). I guess Scott and Jase figured that Drew looked enough like a guy who was cool in high school, so he had to be legit. Unfortunately, Drew is going to be swallowed whole by these narcissists, and I bet it won't be long before he finds new allies in the girls. In the meantime, he'll be happily intoxicated by the acceptance of Scott and Jase.

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