The new Head of Household room has a red, decadent quality about it that's more interesting than last year's lame attempt at Ian Schrager-esque trendiness with a circle bed and lime green decor. Jase and Scott filled themselves with delusions that this nook would be their domain for the summer - an amusingly naive assumption since we all know the Head of Household will be surrendered when the first ounce of brainpower is required in one of the competitions.
For Nakomis and Mike, there's a chance that neither one of them will ever see that hallowed room. Jase nominated them for eviction, saying that Mike was making alliances without his permission and Nakomis was not conforming to the standards of beauty and bandana fashion that Jase adheres to. Well, actually, he said that he didn't know her very well, hence he's nominating her; but based on Jase's earlier comment that if you don't follow the herd, you better watch out, something tells me we've got a case of middle school cafeteria politics going on.
Mike wound up on the chopping block because he made the mistake of confiding in Drew, not realizing the Ohio native is so starstruck by the bandeezee mafia that the first thing he did was rat him out. I think Drew's trying to win Scott's good graces, probably so he can try on that groovy 1986 denim coat Scott was sporting during the margarita party (with collar turned up, natch). Or maybe Drew's mind has been elsewhere after he donned a thong for the luxury challenge. Yes, the guys all wore women's undies to the challenge - an idea hatched by, you guessed it, Jase and Scott. Mike, on his road to pariahville, declined to wear the panties because of his kids. YOU PUSSY! How dare you think of others first! Once again, Jase and Scott deducted cool points from Mike for not following their orders. The girls were probably psyched -- there's no way those frilly little things would have been the same size after handling Mike's ample girth.
Nurse Will enjoyed this little stunt because it afforded him the chance to gaze upon Drew's derriere. Will, who let out an effeminate bellow that would make Carsen Cressley proud, still insists he's going to wait to play the gay card, and normally I'd say he's already blown his cover. But with Scott overly enthusiastic to waltz around in women's drawers, and with Jase's penchant for all things sleeveless, I'm not so sure that Will sticks out like a sore thumb anymore.
I suppose I've given a lot of attention, too much perhaps, towards Jase and Scott, but at this early stage in the game, they're the only people who've truly emerged as the dominant personalities. I'm sure as the season continues my scorn for some and love for others will quietly spread throughout the house. And to think - this is only the second episode...
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Comments (5)
Woah woah woah. You saw Toni!?!? Who was she with? Did she yell "Yahtzee-Game on"?
1 of 5 | Posted by Melis | Posted on July 9, 2004 7:28 AM
Review Crossballs. That was the funniest show I've ever seen.
2 of 5 | Posted by Jimbo | Posted on July 9, 2004 9:36 AM
I did in fact see Toni. I couldn't give names of who she was with (Kimberly Caldwell was there, but I think that was coincidence), but they all looked vaguely familiar. I can say that Toni was wearing a "Jesus Is My Homeboy" shirt, so that should pretty much give you an idea of how annoying her clique was.
3 of 5 | Posted by b-side | Posted on July 9, 2004 9:47 AM
thats hot.
4 of 5 | Posted by jash | Posted on July 9, 2004 12:47 PM
I just came across this site and am back tracking to read comments from different reality shows. Quite funny!
PS Is there a pic of Drew Daniel in the hottie section anywhere?
5 of 5 | Posted by jen | Posted on October 30, 2004 5:46 AM