Ollie is frustrated that he is the only one not allowed to play. "Why the black man gotta sit on the sidelines?" To ensure his deal with Dan, Ollie takes a trip to the HOH room to remind Dan of the gentleman's code, AKA The Deal. Ollie tells Dan that he and Michelle need him, and in a delicious double entendre Ollie says, "If things get nasty just remember we're gonna be there. We ain't (sic) going nowhere." This reminds Dan that A: Ollie and Michelle have his back should Dan's alliance turn on him, and B: Ollie and Michelle will crush Dan like a bug should he backstab them. Well played, OlLEE.

When it's time to play for the Veto all of the contestants enter the backyard dressed in shiny silver astronauts suits, but somehow Michelle just looks like a baked potato on an all you can eat buffet. The tableau of the back yard looks like a junior high stage production of The Right Stuff with a faux Mars setting. This particular Veto comp is one of those puzzle games where the players have to pull themselves across a rope to get a piece of the puzzle and then swing back on the rope to put the puzzle together. Keesha, Michelle and Dan are the first to play and in BB10 tradition Dan is attempting to throw the competition. Dan is confident that Michelle won't be able to figure out the puzzle since she was confused by the strange noise that the telephone was making. Lucky for Keesha a very similar puzzle was part of her Hooters interview and she nails it right away.

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Good try, Michelle. SO close.

The next group is Renny, Jerry and Memphis. Renny doesn't care what happens here since she feels safe either way so she flounces through the air with the greatest of ease only caring how she looks on TV. Jerry is determined to win since his life is on the line and only by winning can he ensure.....oops, Memphis won.

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This is how I always pictured the tooth fairy.

Round three pits Memphis and Keesha against each other with a new puzzle. Ollie is ecstatic that he will be able to implement his power when Memphis is taken off. Memphis knows that he has to win to save himself and Keesha really doesn't give a tiny rat's ass so Memphis easily completes the puzzle and wins the Golden Power of Veto.

After the competition Memphis comes to the HOH room with Dan and the two air guitar, jump on the bed and play grab ass. Once the Mr. Pibb has worn off, Memphis and Dan once again state that Michelle needs to go up on that block. When Keesha and Renny come in to celebrate with the guys, AKA cock block, Dan tells them that the third part of The Deal was to put up either Keesha or Renny should the Veto be used. Dan assures them that this is not going to happen and reminds his group that he will need protection since Ollie and Michelle are gonna be more ticked than a dog in the Rockies.

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Remember it's not gay if you don't look him in the eye.

Ollie once again starts questioning Dan's devotion to The Deal and asks for a little private time with Dan. Once in the room Ollie tells Dan that he wants Keesha up on the block as restitution for what Keesha did to his girl Angie. "Or was it April? Maybe Libra. Or possibly Janelle. Whichever I want Keesha to pay because I loved that girl, whatever her name was." Dan gives another Emmy worthy performance and tells Ollie that his hands are tied and he has to do what Ollie says even though Dan has no intention of putting Keesha out of the house. Not for another week or so anyway.

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Comments (24)

featherhead:

Fozzie, I read somewhere who uses the live feeds that Ollie had a meltdown after the veto meeting. It was bad. He was breaking stuff and cussing up a storm, just like you'd expect from a "preacher's son". I'm sure CBS won't air it, or edit it to make it seem more like a hissy fit. It was a stupid deal that Dan made with him, but if Dan was smart he would have put Ollie up instead of Michelle and got rid of him.

serjen:

I'm so upset that they didn't show any of the aftermath of Dan's decision to put Michelle up on the block. WOW, I really thought they'd show more of it! I hope they do on Thursday, but I doubt there is any time with the double eviction.

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Scarlet:

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trink621:

I am a little confused by Dan's remarks about the "bet." To me a deal and a bet are two different things. Was he just trying to make Ollie look like he had made a later bet, using Michelle as a pawn??

Dan's roulette game was brilliant strategy. He totally came out of that unscathed.

Dirty Sanchez:

"You wanna put your what where? Grandpa pa, you know this is Timmy, right? Yea, let me put Nanna on."

Seriously, between that and the Jews having magical powers comment, I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes.

serjen:

trink, I think he was using it to go with the whole "gambling" idea. As in, Ollie gambled Michelle's safety by dropping and letting Dan win HOH. He pretty much revealed who his strongest ally is in the house when Dan told him he can save one other person... Hence, he "bet" and lost. But yah, I know what you mean... lol

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Mr Dangerous:

Who said your recaps were TOO GAY?! How can anything be TOO GAY?! Tell me who said it and I'll go over to their house and kick some straightee butt. (Or do something to their butt.)

Uh, I would want Kaysar on the top of that ticket but Dan could be the VP pick.

Didn't see the episode because I was working but THANKS FOR THE RECAP and to SERJEN for the "inside scoop."

Maybe Ollie is behaving badly because he's sufferin' from "lovin' withdrawal?"

mrsc:

OK, color me confuse-ed.

Someone explain to me why Dan did this. He has now seriously pissed off 3 people: Awwwh-Lee,(therefore)April, and Michelle. I don't watch the feeds so maybe the answer lies in what was not shown? Did he not try to convince Keisha (Yeah, Renny would of been a hell-no)that she would only have been there as a pawn and Jerry coulda been sent home- no probs??

Thank you Dan for all of the drama, this should be very entertaining to watch(thanks those of you who do get the feeds for sharing what happens when a Preacher's Son goes apesh*t)but Dan has played a very safe game so far, why stir things up so much now?

PS- flipit, your recaps are AWESOME, don't change a thing!

baymenxpac:

speaking of kaysar, doesn't anyone who goes on big brother watch the previous seasons? if anyone watched season 6 (when kaysar got voted BACK IN the house and promptly got booted off because jen cried about wanting to get h.o.h. to see her family and then backdoored him after he took his finger off that button in the endurance challenge) and doesn't expect to get screwed when they make a deal this late in the game is a moron.

i swear, if i have to listen to michelle one more time, i'm going to scream. i LOVED when she said before p.o.v. "it's a puzzle. that's what i do at home ALL THE TIME!" shocker.

LisaMay:

Real World/Road Rules Challenge starts September 10th!!!!! But not with Evan or C.T. :(

J-Mo:

Fozzie, I think I love you. I don't even watch this show (I know, I totally would, but I'm just wayyy too busy) but between you and Flipit and Schoonie I've been able to keep up and kinda understand the whole convoluted process, and I love y'alls work.

love, J-Mo :)

P.S. In a world dominated by heterosexuality it is my opinion that nothing can really ever be "too gay"... LOL

P.P.S. Do you guys remember that Ollie and Jerry had a hit in the 80's with "Breakin' (There's No Stoppin' Us)" from the movie "Breakin'"? HA!

Dirty Sanchez:

I think Dan and Renny would make an awesome final 2.

The worst part about BB is that in the end you have retards and flunkies deciding the outcome of the game. Hopefully Ollie, Michelle and Jerry can respect the superior gamesmanship of someone like Dan and not vote based upon emotion. I still get pissed when I think back to cunty Chelseeuh grilling Ryan because he said he would use part of the prize money on his g/f.

If you don't want to get back doored (or back dooowad if you're Michelle), then win a f'ing challenge or contest once in a while. If you are shocked that someone doesn't keep their word at this stage of the game, then you're an idiot.

oywhatnext:

Seriously, between that and the Jews having magical powers comment, I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes.

Shape shifting isn't a "magical power"...its just what we do. Dan wasn't planted by BB - he was planted by the Moussad.

- Shlomo

juddfan:

Arg! How can anyone say you're too gay, Fozzie, I say you're deliciously scathing and I love it!!!!! You have such a disdain for all involved, it's simply bliss!!!

Rerun is a tool, f'in idiot, but I do think Dan should have backdoored him instead, lord knows, unless April brought toys with her, he hasn't had any backdoor action--could be just what he needs to chill out!!! I'm just sayin'

Would love to see Renny and Dan final 2!!!

Perhaps the double elimination will take care of him, but I can't believe Jerry keeps slipping by . . .

schoonie:

The official TVGasm policy on Big Brother spoilers in the comments is that if it hasn't happened in show time (for instance, talking about anything that happened on the feeds after the veto ceremony right now) is strictly prohibited. You're also welcome to talk about stuff that happened on the feeds BEFORE the veto ceremony that may have been edited out. I'm sure they're going to show some of the meltdown first thing on Thursday, because that's how they always do it, so it ruins that segment too. Even if they don't because of the double elim, we still have to do it. Sorry, but we don't want to spoil our readers if they don't want to be.

We don't have many rules here, but this is one of them, unfortunately. The comments for BB recaps are to talk about the show itself and the recaps. The forums are for talking about the feeds. In the future, please refrain from talking about anything before it's aired on the actual show. If you want to talk about the live feeds, take it to the forums.

In the future, all violators will be stabbed by Fozzie in the heartwith a rainbow-hilted knife while he quotes La Cage Aux Folles and you bleed to death slowly from your very gayest internal organs. Like the appendix. What, exactly, does it do?

fozziebare13:

The appendix does nothing. It just hangs around and looks fabulous, like all gays.

schoonie:

It's like an accessory for your digestive system!

fozziebare13:

That's what I also call my belly button ring.

tracyintpa:

OMG!!! Dan is my favorite BB player of all time. He is friggin hilarious. And Renny is a close 2nd. This is one of the best BB seasons ever. I am serious. Its much more entertaining when they have a wide variety of people in the house. Last season sucked because they were almost all 22 year old, waitresses/models/ex models/wannabe models or rock stars/bartenders, not that there is anything wrong with that, but still, a little variety in age, lifestyle, intelligence, etc makes for a much more intereseting show. Dan is my BB hero.

foxbaseealpha:

Spoiler alert!

Jerry and Renny have developed a showmance.

duckncvr:

friggin jerry. making me all teary when he got on the phone with his wife, AND then when he said twice that he wished the rest of the house could get a call, too. Aw.

I felt like Dan had more heat on him than he thinks he did. He should have let keesha go up to appease ollie and michelle, then voted out jerry. He, um, blew his wad too quickly at the veto, all his words ran together and I'm like, er, huh? Shoulda made it like, well, we have a tie, so I'll break it. Michelle, you're up. And why didn't he put Ollie up??

Okay, now to read the recap. Totally had to get out what I watned to say first.

Oh, and I do not think there is anything, ever, that could be classified as "too gay."

oywhatnext:

After reading all this gay stuff, I tried to wash the homo off of me in the shower. I ended up having the best orgasm of my life. I'm sooo confused.

One thing Im not confused about...I'm changing my screen name to Amadore Spartacus.

Hellooooooooo Frisco!!!

bitchristine:

Yes Fozzie, I really hate Memphis's down home, Duke-boy, Clemson-lovin', Waffle-House-eating, hillbilly accent.

I don't understand the Dan love. He's a poorly educated, misguided, misogynistic, self-important, loud and annoying turd.

itchy:

Definitely one of the best BB eps I've ever seen.

Anyone catch Michelle's comment (in between the blurred mouth bleeps) that he's a plant? I'd almost believe it -- not even Dr. Will was this crafty. I totally believe Dan's a football coach now, I bet he even worked out a playbook.

Although they could have had Keesha win the veto comp, then she would have taken Memphis off. But this was is definitely more fun.

I'm a little worried that Dan's plan is going to backfire and the others will figure out that he's a puppetmaster. I'll miss him yelling at me.

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