A little later Dan starts devising a plan to take some of the heat off of him. As we all know the best way to take the heat off of you is to stir up shit amongst everyone else. It's why I told my mom that my dad was having an affair with my principal the time I got a D in math. Dan separately tells all of the non-nominated houseguests that he is going to go around the group during the Veto ceremony and ask them who they think should go up in Memphis's place. Michelle says Keesha, Dan convinces Ollie to say Renny so that it looks like Dan made the decision, Keesha is going to say Michelle and Renny is going to say Ollie (only after a lot of convincing by Dan and blank, confused stares from Renny). If this works I think we should send Dan to congress so that we can have our dream ticket of Dan/Kayser in 2012.

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This totally doesn't belong here, but seriously! That's what I call the right stuff.

At the meeting, Memphis's mamma didn't raise no fool, so he quickly uses the Veto on himself. Once Memphis is safely back on the long Ikea sofa, Dan rises to choose a replacement nominee, but not until he has a little fun. Dan informs the houseguests that he wants to play a game he calls Replacement Nominee Roulette. The rules are simple and unflinchingly rigid: 1) Dan will call upon someone and that person must name one person who they think should go on the block. 2) They must be truthful in their response. 3) Should any person choose not to participate that person will immediately go on the block.

Michelle is up first and she sticks to the plan and names Keesha. Ollie follows suit and says Renny as per the agreement. Keesha and Renny both retaliate to the person who said their name. When Dan stands back up he informs everyone that gambling is a big part of Big Brother and Ollie made a stupid bet by trusting Dan and therefore Michelle is going on the block.

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"You seein' this, Lord? Come and get him."

Ollie is obviously angry and vows to get revenge on Dan for this action, and then later on Keesha for getting his woman evicted, and then on his dad for the stupid name. Michelle doesn't think it's fayuh that she got back doowed for someone else's friggin deel and is angry at....well just life in general for everything so far. Little do the houseguests know that this Thursday will be a double eviction and two people will be going home.

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Michelle handles her nomination with her usual grace and charm.

What did you think? Did Dan make the right choice? Should he have honored his promise to Ollie and God? Who do you think will go home Thursday? How much do I love Renny even more now after seeing her as an astronaut? Discuss.

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Comments (24)

featherhead:

Fozzie, I read somewhere who uses the live feeds that Ollie had a meltdown after the veto meeting. It was bad. He was breaking stuff and cussing up a storm, just like you'd expect from a "preacher's son". I'm sure CBS won't air it, or edit it to make it seem more like a hissy fit. It was a stupid deal that Dan made with him, but if Dan was smart he would have put Ollie up instead of Michelle and got rid of him.

serjen:

I'm so upset that they didn't show any of the aftermath of Dan's decision to put Michelle up on the block. WOW, I really thought they'd show more of it! I hope they do on Thursday, but I doubt there is any time with the double eviction.

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Scarlet:

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trink621:

I am a little confused by Dan's remarks about the "bet." To me a deal and a bet are two different things. Was he just trying to make Ollie look like he had made a later bet, using Michelle as a pawn??

Dan's roulette game was brilliant strategy. He totally came out of that unscathed.

Dirty Sanchez:

"You wanna put your what where? Grandpa pa, you know this is Timmy, right? Yea, let me put Nanna on."

Seriously, between that and the Jews having magical powers comment, I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes.

serjen:

trink, I think he was using it to go with the whole "gambling" idea. As in, Ollie gambled Michelle's safety by dropping and letting Dan win HOH. He pretty much revealed who his strongest ally is in the house when Dan told him he can save one other person... Hence, he "bet" and lost. But yah, I know what you mean... lol

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Mr Dangerous:

Who said your recaps were TOO GAY?! How can anything be TOO GAY?! Tell me who said it and I'll go over to their house and kick some straightee butt. (Or do something to their butt.)

Uh, I would want Kaysar on the top of that ticket but Dan could be the VP pick.

Didn't see the episode because I was working but THANKS FOR THE RECAP and to SERJEN for the "inside scoop."

Maybe Ollie is behaving badly because he's sufferin' from "lovin' withdrawal?"

mrsc:

OK, color me confuse-ed.

Someone explain to me why Dan did this. He has now seriously pissed off 3 people: Awwwh-Lee,(therefore)April, and Michelle. I don't watch the feeds so maybe the answer lies in what was not shown? Did he not try to convince Keisha (Yeah, Renny would of been a hell-no)that she would only have been there as a pawn and Jerry coulda been sent home- no probs??

Thank you Dan for all of the drama, this should be very entertaining to watch(thanks those of you who do get the feeds for sharing what happens when a Preacher's Son goes apesh*t)but Dan has played a very safe game so far, why stir things up so much now?

PS- flipit, your recaps are AWESOME, don't change a thing!

baymenxpac:

speaking of kaysar, doesn't anyone who goes on big brother watch the previous seasons? if anyone watched season 6 (when kaysar got voted BACK IN the house and promptly got booted off because jen cried about wanting to get h.o.h. to see her family and then backdoored him after he took his finger off that button in the endurance challenge) and doesn't expect to get screwed when they make a deal this late in the game is a moron.

i swear, if i have to listen to michelle one more time, i'm going to scream. i LOVED when she said before p.o.v. "it's a puzzle. that's what i do at home ALL THE TIME!" shocker.

LisaMay:

Real World/Road Rules Challenge starts September 10th!!!!! But not with Evan or C.T. :(

J-Mo:

Fozzie, I think I love you. I don't even watch this show (I know, I totally would, but I'm just wayyy too busy) but between you and Flipit and Schoonie I've been able to keep up and kinda understand the whole convoluted process, and I love y'alls work.

love, J-Mo :)

P.S. In a world dominated by heterosexuality it is my opinion that nothing can really ever be "too gay"... LOL

P.P.S. Do you guys remember that Ollie and Jerry had a hit in the 80's with "Breakin' (There's No Stoppin' Us)" from the movie "Breakin'"? HA!

Dirty Sanchez:

I think Dan and Renny would make an awesome final 2.

The worst part about BB is that in the end you have retards and flunkies deciding the outcome of the game. Hopefully Ollie, Michelle and Jerry can respect the superior gamesmanship of someone like Dan and not vote based upon emotion. I still get pissed when I think back to cunty Chelseeuh grilling Ryan because he said he would use part of the prize money on his g/f.

If you don't want to get back doored (or back dooowad if you're Michelle), then win a f'ing challenge or contest once in a while. If you are shocked that someone doesn't keep their word at this stage of the game, then you're an idiot.

oywhatnext:

Seriously, between that and the Jews having magical powers comment, I've been laughing for the past 5 minutes.

Shape shifting isn't a "magical power"...its just what we do. Dan wasn't planted by BB - he was planted by the Moussad.

- Shlomo

juddfan:

Arg! How can anyone say you're too gay, Fozzie, I say you're deliciously scathing and I love it!!!!! You have such a disdain for all involved, it's simply bliss!!!

Rerun is a tool, f'in idiot, but I do think Dan should have backdoored him instead, lord knows, unless April brought toys with her, he hasn't had any backdoor action--could be just what he needs to chill out!!! I'm just sayin'

Would love to see Renny and Dan final 2!!!

Perhaps the double elimination will take care of him, but I can't believe Jerry keeps slipping by . . .

schoonie:

The official TVGasm policy on Big Brother spoilers in the comments is that if it hasn't happened in show time (for instance, talking about anything that happened on the feeds after the veto ceremony right now) is strictly prohibited. You're also welcome to talk about stuff that happened on the feeds BEFORE the veto ceremony that may have been edited out. I'm sure they're going to show some of the meltdown first thing on Thursday, because that's how they always do it, so it ruins that segment too. Even if they don't because of the double elim, we still have to do it. Sorry, but we don't want to spoil our readers if they don't want to be.

We don't have many rules here, but this is one of them, unfortunately. The comments for BB recaps are to talk about the show itself and the recaps. The forums are for talking about the feeds. In the future, please refrain from talking about anything before it's aired on the actual show. If you want to talk about the live feeds, take it to the forums.

In the future, all violators will be stabbed by Fozzie in the heartwith a rainbow-hilted knife while he quotes La Cage Aux Folles and you bleed to death slowly from your very gayest internal organs. Like the appendix. What, exactly, does it do?

fozziebare13:

The appendix does nothing. It just hangs around and looks fabulous, like all gays.

schoonie:

It's like an accessory for your digestive system!

fozziebare13:

That's what I also call my belly button ring.

tracyintpa:

OMG!!! Dan is my favorite BB player of all time. He is friggin hilarious. And Renny is a close 2nd. This is one of the best BB seasons ever. I am serious. Its much more entertaining when they have a wide variety of people in the house. Last season sucked because they were almost all 22 year old, waitresses/models/ex models/wannabe models or rock stars/bartenders, not that there is anything wrong with that, but still, a little variety in age, lifestyle, intelligence, etc makes for a much more intereseting show. Dan is my BB hero.

foxbaseealpha:

Spoiler alert!

Jerry and Renny have developed a showmance.

duckncvr:

friggin jerry. making me all teary when he got on the phone with his wife, AND then when he said twice that he wished the rest of the house could get a call, too. Aw.

I felt like Dan had more heat on him than he thinks he did. He should have let keesha go up to appease ollie and michelle, then voted out jerry. He, um, blew his wad too quickly at the veto, all his words ran together and I'm like, er, huh? Shoulda made it like, well, we have a tie, so I'll break it. Michelle, you're up. And why didn't he put Ollie up??

Okay, now to read the recap. Totally had to get out what I watned to say first.

Oh, and I do not think there is anything, ever, that could be classified as "too gay."

oywhatnext:

After reading all this gay stuff, I tried to wash the homo off of me in the shower. I ended up having the best orgasm of my life. I'm sooo confused.

One thing Im not confused about...I'm changing my screen name to Amadore Spartacus.

Hellooooooooo Frisco!!!

bitchristine:

Yes Fozzie, I really hate Memphis's down home, Duke-boy, Clemson-lovin', Waffle-House-eating, hillbilly accent.

I don't understand the Dan love. He's a poorly educated, misguided, misogynistic, self-important, loud and annoying turd.

itchy:

Definitely one of the best BB eps I've ever seen.

Anyone catch Michelle's comment (in between the blurred mouth bleeps) that he's a plant? I'd almost believe it -- not even Dr. Will was this crafty. I totally believe Dan's a football coach now, I bet he even worked out a playbook.

Although they could have had Keesha win the veto comp, then she would have taken Memphis off. But this was is definitely more fun.

I'm a little worried that Dan's plan is going to backfire and the others will figure out that he's a puppetmaster. I'll miss him yelling at me.

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