Fozzie, where did you find so many pictures of Michelle? LOL I almost wet my pants!

I finally figured out who April reminded me of....Angela from The Office! Doesn't she?? They make the same faces too! They look about the same age even. : )

EXCELLENT recap! Started my morning off right!

"I wonder if Willis does indeed know what I'm talking about?"

Hahaha! Libra does make some crazy ass faces. Her little daughter was cute, but I'm a little dubious as to whether she can overcome mommy's nostrils and daddy's enormous head. Good luck little girl!

I'm dying to see Renny's HOH room.

Fozzy, dude, seriously, you think an angry black woman is scary? You've obviously never lived in an Indian woman's house. (Which I'm allowed to say. Part Native.)

Also: I can't even delete this episode because of all the awesomeness. How could you not mention the way Libra totally blew off Michelle when she left the house?

Awesome!

The "Summer's Eve" alliance. AB.SO.LUTELY. BRILLIANT. If I weren't so lazy, I would change my log in name to Fozziellis1! I loved the way Michele stood there in all her undiagnosed retardation glory waiting on a hug or something from Libra and she got the SNUB! HA! Take that really ugly version of a woman!!! My favorite part however was the look on GWR face when April said Keesha was jealous because she is prettier than her. All he could muster up was a "ummm yeah" I guess he figured if he wanted to get a good look at the top of her head while she was under the covers inflating him tonight, he had better agree with anything she says

My prediction is that Ollie will eek out win over April in end as none of the other houseguests even realize that the two of them have been in an alliance all this time. I can read the headline now: "BIG BROTHER'S BLAND BLOND BLUNDER BARELY BEATEN BY BLACK BAPTIST BOYFRIEND"

BTW, I keep thinking that that is the silhouette of Mystery Science Theater 3000's Tom Servo seen in that Big Brother Housecalls ad. WTF? Maybe he's a relative of Chenbot?

I think they said something was wrong with the hot tub like.. it doesn't get hot. typical BB to jack up pretty much the only requirement of a hot tub.

i hope renny gets jerry out.. just because i would love to have libra driven out of her mind by being alone with him in sequester for a week.

What a GREAT recap! That's it, the boys are the Summers Eve alliance, and I will not refer to them in any other way.

My two favorite parts of last night's ep were:

1) Libra's speech: "It's a game, it's called Big Brother, and that's why we're here." Um, thanks.

2) Chenbot's robotic laugh during the Libra interview. It's like her programming got stuck: ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

Yay for Renny!

A: The nicest HOH so far.

Q: Who is Renny?

I just about choked when April said she's the prettiest in the house. Is she stuck in middle school or something? Clearly Renny is the prettiest inside & out.

Go Dan & Renny!

Yay Renny! So happy she won. April is going on the block for sure. Her boyfriend Ollie/Barry Bonds was hilarious when he couldn't muster anything more than "uhhh yeah" when April claimed she was prettier than Keesha. She needs to go back to selling car loans or whatever it is she does.

Fozzie, hysterical comments... love your opener, the Michelle photo and the Dubya comment and so much more!

Looking forward to Renny HOH. She came on the show like a crazy-ass and now she is quite demure.

I think somebody said it was the meds. Whatever the reason, I think it's funny.

And I still can't get the photo of Goal Weight Rerun in the chef's hat out of my mind from Schoonie's last post.

April prettier than Keesha? She is the second-ugliest in the house (after Michelle) IMO. And I am including the men--even Jerry!

Maybe she has a great body, but her face looks like ass. 45 year old ass. Good thing she makes a lot of money.

I hope Renny puts up April and Jerry. Or Michelle. Whatever--I hope April gets the axe.

My name is Dan. Miss Judas if your nasty

Too funny, Fozzie!!!

and that fairest of all pic, I wondered what happened to the actress from children of the corn!!!

Go Renny!!!! I so think April and Jerry . . . yay!

My name is Dan. Miss Judas if your nasty

Too funny, Fozzie!!!

and that fairest of all pic, I wondered what happened to the actress from children of the corn!!!

Go Renny!!!! I so think April and Jerry . . . yay!

I agree with the above posts...I replayed that clip of april and ollie so many times. The best part though is when ollie does a double take.

btw:

don't know what happened with my btw section, but i was just going to say how spot-on the 1st pic in the recap is.

I put Ollie's double-take down to editing, it's clearly cut to make it look that way. Her 'duh' response too.

Still...anyone else here starting to hate Ollie? He does nothing, just sits back and coasts through the game with a host of different smirks and smug looks. And I just want to reach through the TV and straighten his goddamned hats. He must spend hours getting them at just the right stupid angle. Dork.

And yeah, you'd think people might want to break up the only couple in the house? Hello?

Jerry disgusts me, but then he's been a self-righteous hypocrite prig from the get-go. So really he's only been acting true to form.

Libra's an idiot. Her husband's an idiot. Defend her/them if you want, but she chose a slight chance (with her obnoxious manipulative personality she never really stood a chance at winning) at a bit of cash instead of being there for her children. That might work in a third-world country...but after seeing her nice big cozy house there, it's pretty clear that they're not actually desperate for money. It's just pure greed. On all of their parts. Glad she's stuck in the sequester house. At least she still gets a vacation from her kids.

"Libra's an idiot. Her husband's an idiot. Defend her/them if you want, but she chose a slight chance (with her obnoxious manipulative personality she never really stood a chance at winning) at a bit of cash instead of being there for her children. That might work in a third-world country...but after seeing her nice big cozy house there, it's pretty clear that they're not actually desperate for money. It's just pure greed. On all of their parts. Glad she's stuck in the sequester house. At least she still gets a vacation from her kids."

Whatever, get off your high horse.

This was one of my favorite BB episodes in a long while. The order of elimination coupled with the doom on their faces was priceless. Truly. I don't know who's going up, for once, but I'm pretty positive it'll be some combo of O/A, Tranny Manny (love that name for Michelle, she's disgusting) or Jerry. I just can't read Renny all that well, but I'm guessing her eliminating April right out of the gate is a sign of things to come.

I think it finally dawned on Michelle that she's on a TV show. The things she says, hoping someone burns in hell or suggesting a mother should lose her kids over a freakin' TV game show says lot more about her than the people to whom she was referring. I think it may have dawned on her that if Julie's asking her about it, it's probably the subject of some controversy in which she doesn't look so good. I'm betting her real estate career will hit the skids. Who wants to buy a house from a vindictive, insane, trash mouthed bitch?

April really thinks Keesha is jealous of her looks? Please! Keesha is better looking with a hangover than April will be on her wedding day.

It turns out Libra may have been the most sane person in the house. The way she handled this weeks eviction is better than I can remember anyone else handling it. She tried to work a little magic, but ultimately accepted her fate and did so with humor.

Jerry is just an awful person. He takes grumpy, old man to new lows which is why it's so much fun to watch Dan and Memphis treat him like the joke that he is. How one could really compare ousting a tool like Jessie to Judas's betrayal of Jesus is beyond comprehension. Jessie is in no way Jesus or God-like except in the world of body building. For Jerry to continue with that belief a week later after he's had time to cool down and mull it over is just, well, it's nothing short of amazing.

Speaking of amazing...It never ceases to amaze me what the hamsters think they are owed by the other hamsters. You owe me your loyalty, your vote, your allegiance and possibly your first born, all because we've spent a couple of weeks together.

For some reason my name came up as anonymous above.

"Libra's an idiot. Her husband's an idiot. Defend her/them if you want, but she chose a slight chance (with her obnoxious manipulative personality she never really stood a chance at winning) at a bit of cash instead of being there for her children. That might work in a third-world country...but after seeing her nice big cozy house there, it's pretty clear that they're not actually desperate for money. It's just pure greed. On all of their parts. Glad she's stuck in the sequester house. At least she still gets a vacation from her kids."

Every person on this show (and any other reality or game show) is there for the money and/or the fame. No one is there for an ultruistic motive or because they enjoy wearing red unitawds or being buried in dirt and worms. How is Libra any different, and why is she taking a such a beating for being a contestant? Her kids won't be affected any more than any of the other children whose parents have been contestants. And at least Libra's kids are young enough not to be embarrassed by anything that's been done or said.

Get off her back.

Back from a 4 week vacation but I've been watching the show though. Memphis is still one of my favorites. I really like that Dan too!

Somebody needs to get Jerry out of there. He is so pious and full of himself. I'm starting to really dislike him.

Why were all those girls screaming at each other non-stop? Oy.