Way to Piss off America, Jenny!

kaysar_dumbassIs it me, or have other people lost count of how many times James was supposed to be evicted on Big Brother? Last week, we were all as high as rollers at a rave after the return of our man, Kaysar. Almost immediately, he was poised to take a leadership role in the house. One week after he was evicted, he had the chance to win HOH and get revenge on the people who sent him home. We hadn't seen so many Americans pulling for one cause since they were taking Prohibition off the books. Then inexplicably, Kaysar gave up his power and put control of the game in the hands of another person. Is the Behrooz fro somehow preventing Kaysar from thinking clearly? That's what we were trying to find out.

Kaysar made a deal with Jen that he would let her have HOH. The plan has always been to get rid of James, so why does it matter who did the nominations? In fact, why not let the Friendship do the dirty work? That would give the Sovereign Four even odds at winning the HOH after James had been evicted. Even better, Kaysar's deal had Jen nominating people from her own side as pawns, assuring Kaysar's Kronies at least another week in the house. Jen had given Kaysar her word.

Well, you can trust people in the Big Brother house as far as you can throw them, which means that Kaysar could have trusted Jennifer more than, say, Maggie or Ivette, but that's still not very far. As expected, Jennifer had no intention of nominating anybody from the Friendship; Kaysar and Kompany were just going to have to sweat it out, and sweat it out they did. Janelle called Jennifer the biggest bitch in the house and a person who always lies, but as much as I hate to say this, Janey had her chance to win the contest and danced it away. Not a very smart play.

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Ivette starts wearing some camo shorts so maybe people won't notice that huge ass

Rachel, the other nominee, said that Jen had lost all credibility. Well Rachel, if you were HOH, Jen might be worrying about credibility, but as it stands right now, she doesn't need any credibility. Jen knew that Kaysar was going to be upset, and he was fuming. Kaysar complained that Jenny lied to his face. God, watching this is all was SO FRUSTRATING. I hate the Friendship with a passion I wouldn't be able to muster if Angelina Jolie was sitting on my lap, but they have simply played the game much better.

Despite what was happening, it still didn't change the fundamental fact that almost everybody in the house was pushing to get rid of James. He was alone in the house and he was going to be getting the back door. All jokes aside, the back door is the absolute worst place to get it in the Big Brother house. Think about it. The Friendship hates the Kaysars and the same can be said the other way around. The only thing they can agree on is that they hate you so much that they want to get rid of you. That can't feel too good.

Howie was trying to be optimistic. Don't worry Rachel and Janelle, you are just pawns. Nobody has ever tried nominating pawns only to get rid of them when they least expect it. They fumbled the ball, and they are going to pick it right up again and get back in the game! I think that Howie honestly believed everything that he said, but most of this shit was his fault anyway. With only one other heterosexual man in the house, Howie decided that his masculine superiority would be challenged, became fixated on getting James out, and completely destroyed the powerful alliance. I can hold petty grudges with the best of them, and I will be holding one against Howie for a long time.

James thinks it's hopeless, but he doesn't want to give up on the game. He doesn't have anybody in the house who would give him a vote, but you have to start somewhere, and that somewhere is Ivette. Ivette and James have a unique relationship, one that had Howie and Rachel plotting to get rid of Ivette before Sarah. After some vague talk from Ivette on how it's not too late, and he has four days, and he shouldn't give up, James goes to see Jennifer.

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Comments (75)

madeyoulaugh:

yeah, well jennys getting fat! ah. that is the tip of my 212am drunk whit...shes fat and ugly...

MYL

This was entirely too frustrating. I blame Kaysar for letting Jen call the shots in the HOH challenge, but even more so, I blame HOWIE.

HOWIE listened to gossip from The Friendship about James, and Howie dissembled his alliance by putting James and Sarah up out of pure paranoia. Furthermore, Howie then broke the tentative trust he had with The Friendship to get James out this week, and therefore imperiled Kaysar. Plus, the house sent Sarah packing in the wake of Howie's nominations, Kaysar had to return to a hostile environment where he couldn't depend on James as an ally and the focus was no longer on taking out the Friendship but merely removing the hostile variable that was James. (Of course, Kaysar should have remembered his oath to shake things up again and should have immediately brought James back into the fold)

Howie claimed tonight that his team had merely fumbled, but then last week he said the same thing. Maybe they should stop handing him the ball!

Dammit, I hate when reality shows make me mad!

FeedWatcher:

If you watch the live feeds, you'll know that James wasn't surprised at all. He planted the seed through Ivette to the friendship to keep him. He and Ivette have an alliance.

Just more acting from weird eyebrow James and he's still running the house.

jen lo:

didnt jen swear on his brother's life or sthing that she'd honor her agreement with kaysar? i think it's time someone should go and kill her brother.

i am so mad i dont know if i can watch anymore

FeedWatcher:

b-side
Kaysar couldn't bring James back in the fold. James told him while still in the box that he held Kaysar responsible for the plan to evict Sarah.

After he came out of the box Kaysar said he was in so much pain he was about to vomit. (14 hours) So, I'm not totally sure whether he gave it to Jenn or knew he was going down. TV didn't show, but they went thru the 'deal' for around 2 hours. But, I still can't decide whether to be the most angry with Kaysar or Howie over these foulups.

Kaysar's huge weakness is in thinking everyone wants the house to be a happy place, not just him.

I agree with you on the anger!

FeedWatcher:

Oh - forgot to add. Not only did James know he wasn't going up, Jennifer and April had already told him their 'terms' for keeping him.

Ed:

How is it Howie's fault when the Sovereign fools at least had a chance to vote Ivette off last week? Instead, they all (except James) voted to oust Sarah. They had a Friendship member backdoored and failed to follow through.

The mistake they made was in keeping their word. But it was a collective effort, B. Yes, Howie was a moron to not put up Crappies for all three noms he had.

It's gonna be real interesting to me to see how CBS packages the stuff that's going on in the house now. BB can play it so many ways. I still don't care who wins, but I do care that each of their flaws be exposed for the world to see.

trac-E:

this is totally devastating. kaysar should have kept his hand on that button until jenny dropped dead from being such a whore. what a clusterfuck. every single moron in 'the friendship' makes me want to kill cute little fuzzy bunnies. grrr!

redhaiku:

People... don't give up HoH... I mean, if Kaysar was about to fall over anyway, that's the time to make deals! Not just generally... sheesh.

Don't give up HoH and don't give up immunity at this point in the game...

God, do any of these people actually *watch* reality television instead of just applying for every one?

Damn you, Kaysar! You made me love you!

Mike:

I absolutely love that people are going spastic over this. I love how the Sovereign suppporters are screaming like banshees in heat.

It's a game. This move by Jennifer was, by far, the best move the game has seen in years. And people are worried that she broke her word? Too bad. Get over it. Everyone's broken their word in this house at some point. And if they haven't, don't worry, they will.

It's the immature crybabies both here and in the BB house that respond to spectacular game-play by resorting to name calling. So now Jennifer is fat and ugly?

And this is coming from neither a Friendship nor a Sovereign supporter. I've been rooting for Rachel and Maggie since the first night.

By the way, James is getting MUCH more credit for this maneuver than he deserves.

hannahthehun:

I feel most sorry for you, J-Unit, who will have to continue re-capping this show long after the rest of us quit watching it.

Fantasy America's Choice: Which houseguest would you like to see dunked head first into a vat of raw sewage? You decide!

Tony A.:

Well, stick a fork in the Sad 4. They're done. Now it's just a matter of the Friendsheep to pick them off one by one. I agree the turning point was when Howie totally fucked up and actually lost two voting members of their group. Think how different things would have been if Kaysar had come back to 5 allies! They would have outnumbered the Friendsheep and the game would have been reversed. But, nooooo, now Kaysar will be gone and they'll de down to three people.

Say what you will, but I'm beginning to detect a cunning streak in both Jen and April. Last night showed Jen's smarter side and April's maneuvering to induce Jen to put Kaysar on the block was brilliant. Very smartly manipulative. I vette doesn't have a clue that she'll be the first picked off after the Sovereign remnants are gone and then? Beau and Maggie will be ambushed by Jen and April who will win the million dollars.

Un-fucking-believable. It IS a Summer of Secrets!

Greg:

Ugh, maybe it is too early, but I really don't understand why lying, cheating, and backstabbing is considered "good play" in a game/show like this. (From whoever does it.)

We'll see what happens. I know someone said this, but it is very interesting how Beau, Ivette, and April will (at least potentially) be on the jury, after having won NO HOH competitions, NO veto competitions (mostly because they never really played in them)... Cowboy v 2.0?

megstar:

After some reflection I realize that the friendship/cult are being the smarter players. (as much as it pains me to say that) They have managed to keep themselves in the game and James is still here. (no matter how much it pains me to say that, too)

To redeem themselves the anti-friendship must win HOH. Even though they are losing the numbers games, they can still take out some of the friendship. Imagine, though, that Howie, Rachel, and Janelle win the next three HOH.( hard as that may seem given Janelles ability to not win things) that would reduce the others and the show would at least remain interesting for a few more weeks.

Summer of Secrets: Kaysar gets to take a houseguest with him when he leaves.
Americas Choice: We get to vote for someone to leave.
(From my pc to the CBS Gods ears)

Kathy:

The only thing that will save Kaysar this time, (I must have voted a gazillion times to bring him back, and then he acts stupid), is if Janelle becomes the ultimate bitch and goes after Jen. Then and only then will the "FIENDSHIP" think about coming to her rescue and vote off Janelle.
Kaysar sealed his fate when he let Jen have the HOH.

Rick D.:

Ed, post #7, they really had no chance to backdoor Ivette without getting someone from the friendsheep to vote with them. They only had three votes to keep Sarah if you count James' vote. The other side had four votes to get rid of Sarah. Howie just messed things up so badly when he was HOH. He should have never when to Jen and April to try to get rid of Ivette, they ALWAYS run back to Maggie and tell her everything.

Am I the only one that noticed what Kaysar did with Eric's disk during the Veto comp? He threw all of the rest normally and when he came to the 3rd disk (Eric's) he threw it way off to the side, not even close to the table. It looked to me like he did it on purpose. Didnt't anyone else see this?

Rick D.

Starlight:

I'm a Kaysar fan and voted for him many, many times to get him back in the house, but he screwed-up, royally, and pissed off all of us who supported him. Don't get me wrong, I still think Kaysar is a great guy, and I really dislike Jen now, but Kaysar deserves to be sent packing. I'm throwing my support to Rachael. The king is dead, long live the horse whisperer!

America's Next Top Fan:

I jumped in front of the train this morning. The conductor saw me and stopped. Jumped off the bridge...coast guard saved me. Hurled myself out the window...it rained so the ground was soft. I just can't put myself out of my misery today.

Still depressed and pissed at Kaysar. He deserves everything he's gonna get...to watch this show in the comfort of his $2,000 a month LA apartment without the BB6 $500,000 prize.

As a matter of fact I hope someone turns Kaysar onto this site because I want to tell him I hope he gets deported. Shit, he's a US citizen? Well confine his dumb ass to Santa Monica Blvd. Howie started this bullshit of turning on his own team but you would think that Kaysar, even after being out of the house for a week, would see the disadvantages of this and put the train back on track. I'm just as pissed at his teamates for letting the Friendship talk him into this ridiculous idea of giving Jen the HOH. Kaysars move has got the be the biggest flub in reality tv history.

As far as I'm concerned Maggie should win BB6 because she's brainwashed both the Friendship and the Soverign 5. That takes skills and no matter how much you hate the girl you got to give her credit for going for the jugular.

Rick - I totally saw that too, in fact I laughed out loud when he did it!

As for Jen, I really don't think it's "cunning" as much as "famewhoredom". Which is fine and it's obviously working for her, is it not? She's gotten rid of one of the eeeeevil-doers and she is the topic of conversation. Ta-Da! (does cartwheel)

I must admit that I've become a teensy bit obsessed and have been reading the live feed recaps. It's gotten gooooood. Work? What's that?

Also - James. You are a friggen evil, backstabbing GENIUS.

Starlight:

Is James just a clone of the evil Dr. Will from BB2? I feel like I've seen this before. FYI, the evil Dr. Will won that season.

J:

14 hours in a box trapped with idiots, flies and dead fish would probably throw off my good sense as well, but eh, this is Kaysar's making.

No matter what Janelle does, she's not going home. She is still not seen as a threat and really, she isn't. She has yet to win any competitions to put herself in a position of power. And hell, that's likely part of her strategy too. She's been playing the ditz for most of the game and in the end, is playing the game for herself. The smart thing to do.

Kaysar came into the house with that attitude but sadly, he let his good nature and belief in trust get in the way of strategizing.

As for James...I could definately see him winning this, but only if he finally gets around to winning an HOH competition. They'll backdoor him in a couple of weeks if not...

J:

Re Post #20:

Dr. Will without the intelligence...

jack:

from the beginning, this episode felt suspiciously similar to watching the chicago cubs or pre-2004 boston red sox in the playoffs . . . you just know, no matter how well they've played in the past, and no matter how much love and concern you devote to them, that they're going to find a way to blow it.

thanks, j-unit, for putting this in perspective. jennifer is a vicious liar, and the friendship are all huge hypocrites and are more boring and disgusting to watch than a fat man picking toe cheese in his underwear, but if one of our beloved sovereigns had pulled this move, we'd all be cheering. it's fair to bitch about the fact that they are still operating under the illusion that they are playing 'with integrity,' and good lord, they are dull, but the friendship have set themselves up well for the endgame. it's always possible that rachel, howie, and janelle could put together a streak of HOH wins, but the odds favor the other side.

james, however, could still shake things up. it would seem to be to his advantage to stick with the friendship, but he also must realize that he stands little to no chance of winning against one of them, since they will make up the majority of the jury. it's probably too big a gamble unless the friendship's numbers diminish significantly before the last of kaysar's group is evicted, but jame's best play would be to try to get into the finals with howie, rachel, or janelle.

it's been observed that kaysar's alliance played stupidly after his first eviction, but i haven't seen anyone remark at how much smarter the friendship have played without their beloved cappy . . .

Wow, a lot of feedback already folks. Thanks for the response.

It really pains me to have to call out Kaysar and friends, but the sad fact of the matter is that they became so fixated on taking him out after a few words that he said to Ivette. I think that he was clearly lying to Ivette and he really believed in the Kaysar alliance.

Jen was in a similar position to Howie, but looked at the game like she was trying to win. I can't stand when people say stuff like "for the good of the whole house" or "it's what everybody wants". If you are going to do the bidding of a house consensus, you shouldn't even compete for HOH in the first place.

All of this crap about feeling sick after so long in the box is a joke. You aren't there because you are trying to win $3,000 or a plasma television, it is your only chance to guarantee you will be around, an assurance nobody can mess with.

What hurts the most is having to recap the Friendship when they are the only ones in the house. Maggie and Ivette fat jokes only take you so far!

Goddamned mother f-in Howie. If it wasn’t for his stupidity we wouldn’t be in this mess. Jenn is a lying sack of dogshit. Yes Kaysar never should have trusted the scumbag “friendship”, but if Howie wasn’t so retar4ded he never would have been in that position.

The one thing that drives me nuts more on these shows is when everyone starts acting like a hypocrite. So when we have everyone running around with “Cappy” shirts that say “honor integrity trust” all over em, it makes me want to vomit.

April is a nasty skank, Jenn is a fat troll midget, Ivette is a racist fatassed ignorant moron. And Maggie looks like an ugly guy.

That made me feel better.

Lyndsay:

the secretary (#19) - Me, too. I am not proud of my behavior, but it is a slow time at my job.

The live feeds are much more entertaining than work will ever be!

Besides, who wants to spend an hour at home watching a confined, edited show, when you can spend hours at work watching the real action take place! ;o)

I think that I am realizing that I need to stop judging the Friendsheep so harshly, though. They aren't really that bad. Yes, they are more annoying and follow Maggie too much, but they are also loyal to each other (as long as it serves their purposes). And, they are only breaking the same (or similar) vows that Kaysar did with Eric.

I am still a big fan of Kaysar and Janelle, though.

Kaysar for President (or maybe ambassador to Iraq?)!!

shelley:

hey secretary!

our boy Weasle James made it another week!

sorry Kaysar, i do love you and i voted about 100 times for you but you are getting everything you deserve right now. shame on you for giving it to jen!!

hannahthehun:

I still don't see how going back on your word makes you a "smart player". Children lie. Adults who lie are considered liars. The smart ones are the rest of the Fiendsheep that convinced Jen to go back on her word. THEY didn't make the deal, and THEY won't be the target if it goes foul. OF COURSE they were pushing her to do it.
I'm rooting for James to go all the way.

Lyndsay:

Yes, J-Unit! I totally agree with you about James' faith in the Kaysar alliance. I kept yelling at the TV the week Howie was HOH, begging them to actually CONFRONT James and Sarah about their promises. But, no. Instead, they screwed themselves over.

I think I'll have to agree with Ivette. Actions speak louder than words.

hater:

Ok, I give up. Its too frustrating. I HATE the friendship but they are the better players. I would rather just not watch.

Mary:

B-Side, #2, I completely agree with you. I blame Howie too. If he had just nominated someone from The Friendship instead of James and Sarah, then we wouldn't be in this mess right now.

It really pisses me off how Jennifer keeps acting like she wasn't at all interesting in voting Ivette off last week and blames it all on the Soverign Four, even though her and April all but admitted that they were considering it.

I think the main problem here is that the Soverign Four isn't focused enough on voting off members of The Friendship and are instead too focused on voting off James, whereas The Friendship is more focused on voting off members of the Soverign Four.

So yeah. Kaysar is as good as gone, but it's all his own fault anyway. Now Janelle is all alone again, not unlike how James currently is. I wonder if James is going to get taken in by The Friendship. They do seem to like the thought of increasing their numbers. Perhaps he can worm his way in and turn them all against each other. That would be awesome.

I really hope Janelle follows through on her plan to make Jennifer's life hell, but I kind of doubt it. Unless she somehow manages to get HOH, I don't see how she could have much effect. The whole game really is all about who gets HOH at this point. Nothing else matters.

I'm going to miss Kayar, fuck-up and all. He's still dreamy to me.

Scarlett O'Hara:

So are we all in agreement...Howie needs to be in assisted living and not in the Big Brother house? (Even though I think he is foine!)

I say James needs to go and win this shanizzle. I want him to win and I want him to lie and backstab as much as possible.

On the live feeds, April keeps saying that she doesn't care about the money and she doesn't want to win. She just wants to see her husband and her dog. You know what, leave then. Pack your bags and your lingerie from K-Mart and leave. Get the f. out and don't let the door hit your scabby, pus-filled labia on the way out. If I were the producers, I would tell her to get up and walk out. And if she doesn't care, why is she voting out someone who obviously wants to play. That don't amke no sense.

Tootie:

Jebus, I hate those c*nts in the Friendship. They remind me of all the people I wanted to die back in university. For instance, Jenn and April. They are old, emphasis on old, sorority friends. They were probably the bitches that got drunk at a party, get really loud, then hit on some mongoloid frat boys, and then proceed to vomit on themselves and eventually graduate with a bachelor's in business management. The sort of people you wish you could ship off to Iraq for a while...

Retroqueen:

I'm totally pissed that this show is making me totally pissed

The real snake in the grass is April. She's stirred up more trouble by playing both sides and because she is still partnered up with JBlo she still has a chance at the mil

Her true colors will be more exposed to the "Nerd Herd" when it's down to just them and they have to pick each other off.

Maggie most of all needs to think about the numbers. Her friendsheep clan consists of 2 couples and her, surely she must realize that she would be voted off first by the rest of her group especially if James is added to the mix?

bob:

If Jennifer was trying to win she would've nominated James to go home. Or she could've nominated him and allowed her side to vote out Janelle, although I think that would've been a tie vote.

Instead Jennifer painted a huge target on her back by breaking every bit of her word. Remember, Big Brother is not a team effort. The first priority is self-preservation.

Anyway, the show left out the way Maggie interrogated Jennifer until she chose her nominations. In actuallity, Maggie had suckered Jennifer into taking her place as the prime target. Jennifer's move is far worse than Howie's IMO, because Howie & Rachel will both remain safe for a while.

ha!:

I don't watch the live feeds, but even I knew that James knew at the Veto Ceremony that he wasn't going up on the block.

Worst. Acting. EVER.

And of course, the most ridiculous triple-double-triple take, EVER.

This boy has a bright future in store for him on some future season of Kill Reality, methinks.

ha!

floopeygirl:

J-Unit, great recap.

Yes Jen is even sneakier and skankier then James, and I too think she fucked up on a grand scale by backdooring the King, but how much fun is it going to be to watch the Friendsheep turn on one another?!

As for James' whole crying, woe is me crap, I don't know why or how these idiots are fooled by him. Oh wait .. these are the same ones who worship at the buddah known as Crappy ... a garden gnome on his best of days. Lemmings, sheep .. whatever you wanna call them, their actions and commentaries make them all seem like escapees from some special needs facility. And apparently no one gives a shit that they have all gone missing.

For a SUMMER OF SECRETS, it seems to be turning out to be more like a SUMMER OF SUCKERS

ButterflyTattoo:

The live feeds have been worth every penny just to see Janelle and Howie yell and make fun of the "Friendship" to their face. Howie yelling at April was priceless and her best comeback line was....I don't care! LOL Get 'em ApeRil!

I'm mad at myself for caring and I'm mad at myself for getting mad at a stupid reality show, but I'm so mad at Kaysar for trusting Jen most of all. ARGH! When she looked at the camera and winked (yes they showed this on the live feeds too) I had a real bad feeling. I really didn't give her credit for being that smart or having enough balls to really go through with it!

FeedWatcher:

Rick, post #16
Yes, Kaysar threw the third disk away during the veto competition. They had not been given any rules for ties or were lied to about what would happen in case of a tie. Not sure which.

He and Howie both were afraid in case of a tie game, no one would win power of veto. So, Kay threw away his 3rd disk so he couldn't tie with Rachel. He had already matched her first two disks and didn't want to match her third. He was going for the win and not a tie game.

And let's not forget Rachel has a little responsibility here too...she was in the box the whole time with Jenn and Kaysar. She couldn't get out of the box until they did. At the end, she was begging Kaysar to take the deal too!! She definitely should have known better and only made her teammate feel like Jenn could be trusted even more!

racheldaboss:

What can I say? I was an ardent Kaysar supporter until he took his finger off the button. What the hell was he thinking? How could he give Jenn or any other member of the Friendsheep HOH?
I have to say it, the Maggot and her crappettes are playing a better game. Kaysar and Howie are so concered with James that they have lost focus of the bigger picture. Who is a bigger threat Maggie or James? Maggie of course! They should have taken her out first THEN James.James is all alone, no alies.
The crappettes, however stupid they may be are were able to realize that Kaysar was a bigger threat to them than James.
Kaysar deserves to go. He criticizes the sheep for not being good players and yet he is the one that will be going home for the second time. He got outwitted, outplayed and outlasted.
I'm rooting for Rachel now. She's the only one of the S4 that can still think rationally and strategically.
Kaysar is now on his way out and he is telling the others to get James out. Talk about not being able to let go of a bone! Forget about James, break up the Crappettes. Divide and conquer.
Go Rachel Go!!!

racheldaboss:

In my previous post I may have given the impression that I admire the friendsheep. I actually cannot stand the f*ckers!
Jenn backstabbed a man who had taken pity on her and GIVEN her HOH. Not only did she lie to him but she is soley responsible for sending him home. I cannot imagine anything lower than what she did.
Kaysar made a stupid mistake, not because he is stupid but because he is kind and a gentleman. If he were a "James" type kind of guy he would never have given HOH to her, no matter how much she cried and pleaded.
And now we get to Maggot. She keeps talking about honor and trust and blah blah blah and how she is so clean and the others play so dirty. And then, as soon as she has a chance to further herself if the game by backstabbing someone, she takes it. Now it is not a matter of "lying" but merely "playing the game".
If the S4 can't win this game I'd rather James won than any of the sheep.

LA:

James is totally going to win. He's going to screw the friendship over and they're gonna be kicking themselves for not having gotten rid of him when they could.

Jen swore on her life that she'd backdoor James... so, I think it'd be okay to kill her.

realityjosh:

I hate Kaysar going out, again, but I will say this. At least Eric didn't come back, because he'd be safe for a loooooong time and we'd be forced into watching more Cappy worship. What a nightmare that would've been.

Jess (original one):

1. Maggie's screeching during the coaster toss was nearly unbearable. So nasal, so high-pitched. Ugh.

2. Loved that Janelle refused to stand up to defend herself. Loved Rachel's "Don't deviate from the rules!" look when Janelle was done. Yay!

sparky:

It's all just too sad, even to make snarky comments.

However, I will say that James complaining about back-door eviction was priceless. (Hello? It's what saved your ass only two weeks back.)

I think lying is part of the game, but these people are lying even in the diary room, they believe every excuse that comes out of their own mouths.

Kaysar's biggest mistake was (and continues to be) his revenge motive. He had a week off to think strategy and instead he seems to have been plotting nothing more than revenge. What kind of personality type can let things go? He's beginning to get a little scary.

I continue my own campaign against April. GET RID OF HER. Then Howie. Please, Julie, next week make it a double eviction.

murm:

DOUBLE EVICTIONS COMING SOON!!!!!

torontoboi:

It will be a disaster for ratings if Kaysar gets voted off. I will be one who stops watching.

The friendsheep will end up with another "Jun" winning, and no one will care because the other players and anyone desperate enough to still be watching will hate her.

America's Next Top Fan:

Murm (#46) is that a spoiler? I hate spoilers!

smithie:

I had a dream last night that I got to go in BB in Kaysar's place and I teamed up with James and we won HOH...It was a good dream. Seriously, James is the only one that deserves to win right now. The 'sheep aren't better players, they are just benefitting from two major screw-ups. They are all just coasting along...I am dying for James to win HOH next time. That will be awesome...At least Howie, Rachel or Janelle. I can'r bare to think that one of the 'sheep will win the money...

BronxNY:

I too would rather see James win BB6 before seeing any of the sheep win. I can't stand any of them. But hopefully, between Janelle, Rachel and Howie, they can win a couple of HOH competitions and stay in the game long enough for some of the Friendsheep to say buh-bye.

Damn you, Howie, for not getting rid of any sheep when you were HOH. And damn you, Kaysar, for delivering HOH on a silver platter to that lying skank Jen.

Last night I actually gave Jen the finger a couple of times (and it was a two-hand flip off). Then I went to bed mad and woke up mad this morning. (Oh my God, how sad is that?) Now I'm just mad that I'm mad.

Lew:

I had a baaaad feeling when Kaysar gave up last Saturday. You know he had it in him to go as long as Jen could have.

I really like the guy, but he made a poor decision.

Hav:

If someone from The Friendship of Lame wins - i may have to ban next season. It's just that frustrating. I really really hate them. If there is a God please let Janelle win HOH and let her dropkick bitchface Jen out the door.

TJ:

I agree with Mike. I think that Jen made a good move in putting Kaysar back up. Way to stir up trouble Jen!!! As for Janelle, can we get any trashier! she is nasty! Everyone is cracking on Jen and Maggie, at least they don't speak like they are brain dead! Janelle is the type of girl that gives "blondes" (even though she isn't) a bad rep. I am tired of hearing the excuse "they broke their word or I trusted him/her. GET OVER IT PEOPLE! IF YOU WERE PLAYING YOU WOULD BE FIGHTING DIRTY-PULLING HAIR, LYING CHEATING AND ALL LET'S NOT FORGET THAT THIS IS A GAME FOLKS!!!!!!!

um, Hi, TJ (#53):

First of all - the ALL CAPS, no punctuation thing? Please don't. It's kind of painful.

Re Janelle - I think you're missing the point re: Jen/April/Maggie vs. Janelle. Yes, our fair Janey is a bottle blonde and speaks as you would expect a girl who looks like that would speak. However, behind the facade hides a snarky, sharp, celver wit and a fairly strategic mind. Girlfriend plays a mean game of chess!

On the other hand, you have Jen/April/Maggie, who all THINK they're brilliant but, as someone else has said, have really just have gotten the upper hand due to either dumb luck or bad decisions by the other side.

And please don't bring up Janelle's fakeness - first take a look at April's unfortunate plastic face, then we can talk.

HicksPub:

Jack (#23) - excellent and funny ('cause it's true) point: The Friendship has excelled since the loss of Cappy. I guess when you don't have a three year-old (in height and mental ability) running around the house throwing tantrums, it allows you to focus on your game.

Matt:

"strategy" from the Friendsheep?

oh please!

they have been stumbling around getting lucky since the start of the game. howie and kaysar have fucked up big time on two huge separate occasions, leaving the Friendsheep the opening to score a couple points.

they DID pick up fumbles and score safeties, but only because the all-stars in King Kaysar's alliance screwed up. they have the market cornered on strategy; they just never implement it right.

anywho. yeah, everyone's a liar, but fuck Jen and the Friendsheep. maybe it's the live feed follower in me talking--reading the recaps really underlines what reprehensible people the Friendsheep are. they're disgusting wastes of sperm, each and every one.

punkrox:

I've seen no stinking Kill Reality recaps.

BB fanster:

Ugh!!!
I can't believe another week is going by where I don't get to cheer James' whiny ass going out the door.
Jennifer is such a bitch.
Now I'm torn who I want gone more next week, James or Jennifer.

Dagiana:

I am so frustrated!!! This all really started with James trying to play both sides (if he really even was), which really wasn't necessary. He was part of an alliance that he could trust, if only he hadn't been so stupid to not realize that.

Mistake #2: Howie being a jackass and not confronting James about the "rumors" in the first place. And it would have been in James' best interest to be honest and tell him that he was only lying to the Friendsheep. Even if he still didn't trust James, hasn't Howie heard of keeping your enemies closer? Probably not. I think that if James was really playing both sides, he was going to go with whoever had more power.

Mistake #3: We send Kaysar back in there to save the day, and he flails. He's been playing the game so smart and I had total faith in him that he could take this. I can't understand why he gave it up! I guess he really is a guy, after all, and was weakened by Jen's manipulative whimpering. (I'm sure 14 hours in that box didn't help either.) It just shows what a sweet guy he is, but I thought he was stronger and more clever than that!

I can only hope that BB pulls out something to either save Kaysar (again) or let him take someone down with him.

hav:

Jen completely made herself a target- she could have flown under the radar for a few more weeks and by putting up James she wouldnt have pissed off the Sovereign 4 (?) or The Normals, as I like to call them. Now if Janelle, Rachel or Howie win HOH Jen is screwd. Strategy is not in the Friendship vocabulary. I want to throw a collective drink in the faces of jen, ivette, maggie, beau and april. They suck.

MURM:

antf- it's just easy to predict if you can count.. they have 10 people left and the finale is sept 20th.. do the math.. five weeks left!.. there has to be a double eviction coming up.. that's probably the next 'secret'..

America's Next Top Fan:

Sorry Murm. I'm in deep mourning and can't think straight. Still trying to kill myself before Thursday!

i got up in the middle of the night to pee last night and couldn't fall back asleep for working it out in my mind. what he should have done, what she should have done, what will happen next, how we can get Kaysar back in a third time. dammit. i came up with nothing, smacked myself in the face for being such a geek and finally went to sleep.

Ed:

I have an open Q for y'all - can't there be penalty nominations? If I have read some of the other sites correctly, several Friendsheep could easily be put up by BB. It also seems to me that if a Sheepster wins HOH this week, the show goes to heck. We need a Chentervention!

Have there been past penalty noms?

tv freak:

In honor of Ivette being a cheerleader:
(chant to the tune of cheer music)
Time for a reality check
Who's the girl that sucks like heck.
Jen Jen
u suck. YAY!

I would actually like to see Jen be thrown into the pool by Kaysar.

Kaysar's gone! Darnit!

smithie:

In my ever growing cause to avoid work at any cost I happened by Michael's website and all of a sudden everything made sense. He's not a sexual deviant, he was just raised in Europe. I've never seen anyone get bushwhacked as bad as that guy...
I can't wait for the season to end and those sheep watch how they twisted things all the while accusing everyone else of playing dirty...
I almost hope they do end up in the final five just to see how ugly it gets...

Greg:

No chance that they will bring back ANOTHER evicted houseguest, right? Seems kinda unfortunate that only the first four to get kicked out get a chance at returning...

summer:

Yeah, were are all these secrets ?
Haven't seen a good one in a while...

TinkerbellAPixie:

When Jen told James she was "completely honest" CBS played a little music cue, I rewound three times to be sure - there was no music in the scene until she made that statement, lol @ CBS making an editorial remark via a music note.

Now - back to April and Jen going on and on about how the Sov 4 tried to gun for Ivette last week - those who follow the feeds know it was APRIL who first brought that idea up - how soon they forget.

URGHHHHH

Is it time for Amazing Race yet? I'm finding that BB is about to stop being appealing to me. (sigh)

man, on the other thread, the sov 4 are being the biggest whining babies. they were outplayed in this episode, they need to just deal with it.

Baz:

The arrogant Kaysar may finally learn he isn't all that and a bag of Arabian Chips. It makes absolutely no sense of what Kaysars strategy was. What is his strategy? Apparently he would storm around the house acting like the omniscient king talking down to the opposing side. Yeah, great job of flying under the radar, ass.

I'm surprised that Jen lied like that and definetly ruined Howie's plan (which I thought would work). Her forsight is great even if her ethics is bad. Regardless, the friendship is out playing the druken racist bimbo Janey and King "shake things up" Kaysar. What is the world coming too. My predictions for the win.... Beau (j/k)

Tony A.:

I'm beginning to suspect the dumb act by Jen and April was just that...an act. How else can you account for the brilliant double-cross and well-placed rumors that have demoralized both the S4 (and getting fewer) and the "Friendsheep"? My money's on them to survive to the end and claim the cool million. Even James is taken by these two. Yes, they're dislikeable and April does appear to be older than she claims, but the sudden rise to power while still allowing Maggie to think she's in control is very revealing. Look for them to bounce out Ivette and Beau and bringing Howie and James to their side. Rachel? She can't get Howie to be coherent for more than 5 minutes at a time. She's toast, too. Anybody wanna bet?

tv freak:

Rick D., Oh I noticed all right. Ironic, isn't it, that Kaysar's hate for Eric cost him the game?

Neonalty:

I know this doesn't have alot to do with anything but was anyone else noticing how James talked down to Sarah while she was in the house and now he is calling her his queen. I'm seeing couple's therapy in the future for those 2.

Depressing to see that all my hard work in refreshing the voting page did nothing but send Kaysar in and right back out again. Kaysar, my love, what were you thinking?? But let's not dwell.

I hate to admit it but I think that the Friendship is playing a better game. They do tend to act a "little" like sheep but it's getting the job done, but someone answer me this? Who is the leader of the friendship because I can't seem to figure it out.

ldini79:

dislikeable...what a great non-word.

i usually don't have time for the live feeds, but i managed to catch the aftermath of kaysar's nomination...what really surprised me was the way ivette actually came off as having a brain in her head. even kaysar had no response when she calmly sat there and explained her reasons for wanting to get rid of him, and jen pretty much said that ivette's opinion was what really swayed her.

yay for janelle

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