HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT.

OMG OMG OMG OMG

RANDOM LETTERS! asdlkfja;sdiufa;elskja;sldfja;lsdkjf!~!!!!

EXCITEMENT!!!

Okay, I've contained myself. For now. Let's not put the cart in front of the horse. Before we can get to the HOH competition, we have to start back in the beginning of the hour and relive all the glory that was tonight's eviction episode. Things started off on a puffy, metallic note as the Chenbot came to us wearing what seemed to be parachute pants made from a tin foil/nylon mixture. I didn't know what was up with the pants except that they were wide, flappy, and probably not the most flattering things we've seen on poor Julie. Basically, it was like some Project Runway experiment gone wrong and shiny.

Julie wasn't the only one suffering from sartorial malaise. The normally sharp Janelle appeared to be wearing an astroturf cravate. Or perhaps it was some sort of bib made from overgrown moss. Either way, she looked like the bizarre love child of a femme-bot and a topiary. Poor choice.

Of course, rounding out the night's fashion missteps was Chicken George, who again was sporting his dumb sombrero and chicken necklace. Then again, saying George has a fashion faux-pas is kind of like announcing that a fish can swim. Some things are just expected. Perhaps the biggest surprise of the night was that Boogie was looking quite dapper in his outfit. Gone were the arm bands and wrist bands and orange hats and silly props that had previously caused our eyes to burn like a thousand pyres. Instead, he wore a classy black button down with an accompanying blazer. He looked almost.... normal!

But enough about the clothes. We had business to attend to, starting off with Julie who spoke her first "But First!" of the night. Yay! Little did we know that this was the beginning of something spectacular tonight. The Chenbot then noted that James was trusting Boogie and Will to get him through tonight. "Is James about to become another Howie?" she then asked. Um, without even seeing the rest of the episode, we knew the answer: YES. And he was gonna be such a bitch about it too. I couldn't wait.

We then returned to the house just after the veto ceremony as Chicken George and James reacted to their nominations. "I'm not going to run around here and campaign for votes," George said. "What I'm going to do is run around here and be my normal everday self!" So basically, he was gonna nap on the couches, emit slop farts, and spend the rest of the time trying to create a homemade decongestant.

Meanwhile, James got to work securing his stay in the house. His biggest ally, Danielle, was nervous that Chill Town might be wavering. She just had a sense; so she headed outside and talked to Will. The good doctor said he was worried about James and his allegiances. "I just think we need to keep the lines of communication open," Will said. This of course made me laugh because if there was anyone who was keeping the household in the dark, it was Chill Town. Ah, irony. Why are you such a delicious beast?