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Hi Gasmii! As of TODAY, I am taking over recaps of The Biggest Loser from Bailey Quarters. The last two episodes will go un-recapped due to the slow transition of power. But, not to worry, I can fill you in on what you missed: Some fat people got kicked off and some other fat people lost some weight. And some fat people probably cried. Got it? Let's go!
This week on The Biggest Loser, Shay runs her mouth so much, you'd think she had something important to say! Sadly, you'd be incorrect.
This week on The Biggest Loser, we finally find our villain! Her best feature is that if she ever threatens to go all Hannibal Lecter, she probably means it. Join me after the jump!
Greetings, Gasmii! This week in our super late recap of The Biggest Loser, we discover that working as a team means you can do anything! We also discover that this show is two hours every week, which means no matter what, we'll always have a large time.
Greetings, Gasmii! We're back for yet another season of The Biggest Loser! This is my first time watching the series, and I couldn't be more delighted. Already these folks are the biggest thing in my life. Join me as we embark on the two hour premiere!
The second episode starts with the players who are still in the game. Everyone's confident that they're going to work their ass off (literally) to bring back their partners...that is, everyone but Joelle. She is legitimately scared for her life if she doesn't get Carla back on the show. Honestly, I hope that happens, and I hope there's a camera crew set and ready in Michigan for my personal entertainment.
***This is the first season we've covered this show in a long time :), but it's certainly not the first time you've asked for it! Please welcome CurliSue to fill all your recap bingeing needs!
Welcome readers, to the seventh season of The Biggest Loser! I, Curli Sue, am HONORED to be your guide of the biggest season yet, on the biggest blog, in the biggest internet, comprising the biggest cyberspace. This is just all out B.I.G. Huge, gigantic, mondo, mega, supersized, grand, grandE! I have a behemoth post for the 2 hour premiere after the jump!
Does this sportsbra make me look fat?
By Nite Writer P Funk
We all agree that The Biggest Loser is a show about inspiring change and eliminating obesity, right? So why, I ask, does NBC air a lengthy season finale where home viewers will sit on their asses for 2 hours? MONEY, my friend, money! C’mon, do you really think that NBC was thinking of the viewers when they booked the Chief Fitness Officer of 24 Hour Fitness. I guess one of hour of plugs and random cameos just isn’t enough.
Anyway, here in TVgasm's Colorado Springs offices, we also resolved to lose weight. Of course, our other resolution was to drink more microbrews, so it looks like I'll be jogging to the liquor store from now on. Fortunately, I made an inspirational Biggest Loser tshirt to remind myself of my goals.
To start off tonight's live two-hour finale, the announcer gives us a brief recap of the season: "Nine months ago, 14 people arrived at this ranch with one common goal: to lose weight and change their lives forever." Okay, not to get picky in the first graph, but that's two goals. Oh, who am I kidding. Of course I'm going to get picky in the first graph. That's what B-Side and J-Unit pay me to do, isn't it?
*Crickets*