December 9, 2009

The Biggest Loser: Scare-athon

This week on The Biggest Loser, our remaining four contestants ran a full 26.2-mile marathon. Without training properly. And without any of the cheering fans and drink stops that would be present during a normal race. It's something that would put ANY normal human being into instant cardiac arrest. I'm about to call Flabulous People Protective Services and file a claim.

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Runaway Pride: Is it really necessary to make the weight-challenged run?

December 1, 2009

The Biggest Loser: Don't Eat Money!

This week on The Biggest Loser, Amanda realizes that she has no allies left in the house with Becca gone. And contestants get to chew the fat with Suze Orman. What does Suze Orman know about weight loss? Well, she knows that being fat = being poor. Apparently, she never met Henry VIII. And, trust me. She was alive back in the 1500s. I've always suspected that she is secretly celebrating the immortal.

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November 23, 2009

The Biggest Loser: 'Make It Work' Make-Overs!

This week on The Biggest Loser, we are down to our final six! And the presence of one happy, fashion-forward man makes up for all the pain I have that Liz is still with us.

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Ahhh! A vision in grey!

November 18, 2009

The Biggest Loser: The Thin Red Line

Dear Gasmii, My sincerest apologies for posting this recap of The Biggest Loser so late. You see, I had the flu over the weekend. So I was already experiencing enough intestinal grief without adding this show to the mix. Forgive me?

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If not, then Jillian will kill you.

November 10, 2009

The Biggest Loser: Mr. Fatty Goes to Washington

This week on The Biggest Loser, some fat people get really patriotic. Sadly, this doesn't include them draping their naked bodies in an American flag.

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Atlas Shrugged

November 3, 2009

The Biggest Loser: Lose Your Water Weight in TEARS

Hi Gasmii! As of TODAY, I am taking over recaps of The Biggest Loser from Bailey Quarters. The last two episodes will go un-recapped due to the slow transition of power. But, not to worry, I can fill you in on what you missed: Some fat people got kicked off and some other fat people lost some weight. And some fat people probably cried. Got it? Let's go!

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Staring Contest

October 12, 2009

The Biggest Loser: Hungry Hungry Hippos

This week on The Biggest Loser, Shay runs her mouth so much, you'd think she had something important to say! Sadly, you'd be incorrect.

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October 6, 2009

The Biggest Loser: Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

This week on The Biggest Loser, we finally find our villain! Her best feature is that if she ever threatens to go all Hannibal Lecter, she probably means it. Join me after the jump!

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September 30, 2009

The Biggest Loser: Weighed in the Water

Greetings, Gasmii! This week in our super late recap of The Biggest Loser, we discover that working as a team means you can do anything! We also discover that this show is two hours every week, which means no matter what, we'll always have a large time.

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September 22, 2009

The Biggest Loser: The Weighting Game

Greetings, Gasmii! We're back for yet another season of The Biggest Loser! This is my first time watching the series, and I couldn't be more delighted. Already these folks are the biggest thing in my life. Join me as we embark on the two hour premiere!

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December 9, 2009:The Biggest Loser: Scare-athon
December 1, 2009:The Biggest Loser: Don't Eat Money!
November 23, 2009:The Biggest Loser: 'Make It Work' Make-Overs!
November 18, 2009:The Biggest Loser: The Thin Red Line
November 10, 2009:The Biggest Loser: Mr. Fatty Goes to Washington
November 3, 2009:The Biggest Loser: Lose Your Water Weight in TEARS
October 12, 2009:The Biggest Loser: Hungry Hungry Hippos
October 6, 2009:The Biggest Loser: Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs
September 30, 2009:The Biggest Loser: Weighed in the Water
September 22, 2009:The Biggest Loser: The Weighting Game
January 18, 2009:The Biggest Loser Couples: Yelling Gets You Nowhere....Except on TV
January 9, 2009:Biggest Loser: Spandex is a RIGHT!
December 15, 2006:Mini Recap: The Biggest Loser: MAY THE BEST PERSON WIN... OR LOSE?!?!
January 6, 2006:Biggest Loser: Not So Special Edition
December 1, 2005:Half The Man He Used To Be.
November 25, 2005:And Then There Were Three….
November 17, 2005:The Vaginankle Monologues.
November 11, 2005:The Thin Yellow Line
November 2, 2005:Extreme Makeover: Biggest Loser Edition.
October 27, 2005:For Pete's Sake.
October 19, 2005:Losers Never Quit.
October 12, 2005:Sometimes They Come Back.
October 6, 2005:What Happens In Vegas Usually Comes Back to Bite You in the Butt.
September 28, 2005:My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard...
September 21, 2005:The Bigger They Are...
September 15, 2005:Making A Man-tit Out Of A Molehill
October 21, 2004:Say Goodbye To Your Front Butt And Man Cans