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Biggest Loser: Not So Special Edition - TVgasm

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I know it's a bit late to ask, but since this is my first recap of the new year, how was your New Years? Make any resolutions? Like losing weight, perhaps? Then The Biggest Loser recaps are the recaps for you. Not because they'll inspire you to do anything, but because they're usually so crappy you'll probably throw up. And as Lindsey and Nicole will attest, nothing makes a body lose weight faster than a quick purge. Preferably after snorting a Hefty bag of coke off of Fez's ass.

Anyway, here in TVgasm's Colorado Springs offices, we also resolved to lose weight. Of course, our other resolution was to drink more microbrews, so it looks like I'll be jogging to the liquor store from now on. Fortunately, I made an inspirational Biggest Loser tshirt to remind myself of my goals.

I don't know why the producers decided to mess with a successful formula, but this season of the show is totally different than what we're used to. Instead of following the same contestants for 14 weeks, The Biggest Loser: Special Edition (TBL:SE) follows two teams for two weeks. One hour at the Ranch, one hour at home. (Tonight's episode was a two-hour special, however.) This is going to make my job a tad harder, unfortunately, as we don't get to know the contestants nearly as well. For example, it took me six weeks last season to discover Dr. Jeff's vaginankle. Oh well, at least we still have Caroline, Jillian, Bob and the Scale-O-Tronic 4025 around to lend an air of familiarity. And by familiarity, I mean built-in jokes.

Caroline starts off telling us tonight's two families both gained weight because of depression stemming from a family crisis. Don, Melony and Ravee Samuels, from Atlanta, because their mom developed kidney cancer; Otto, Shaun and Erica Muha, from Tampa Bay, because their son volunteered to join the Air Force and go to Iraq. Now, I'm not one to quibble, but it's not like the Muha's son was drafted; he volunteered to go fight, so I hardly think what they faced is a crisis. Whatever.

To fill time, we get some montages of the two families before they go to the Ranch. Erica, the Muha daughter, says she has a 4.8 GPA. When did the Tampa school district start grading on the metric system?

Here's an uninteresting twist: we get to see the "Day of Surprise", when the families learn they're going to the Ranch. The Muha family is spending a typical Sunday at home, as the dad says, eating. What's not so typical (I hope) is there's a crew in the house filming their dinner. A delivery person brings a package that contains Jillian! Oh wait, it's just a DVD of Jillian. Considering her robotic delivery, it's easy to see why I was confused. The DVD tells them they've been selected to come to the Ranch. The family acts surprised, but I think the fact that NBC was there filming their Sunday dinner may have tipped them off to what was happening.
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Next up is the Samuels family, or as they call themselves, "Team Showtime (Snap!)". Don wants to look more Denzelish. The Mom is the former Miss Black Atlanta (1983). The daughter says that God blessed her with a voice, but she doesn't have the look. Has she never watched American Idol? I mean, she's no "Velvet Teddy Bear," but she's definitely got it going over Guarini.


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