Later, Mark and Shannon are seen outside trying to talk out their differences. Mark wants to know what he can do to make Shannon feel comfortable around the house. Shannon's answer? The perfect cheer. Too bad Mark's saving it for someone else.

The teams meet Caroline in the Elimination Chamber. Caroline starts to talk about this being a numbers game, pointing out that, according to the Scale-O-Tronic 4025's numbers, Pete and Shannon are their team's biggest losers. Meanwhile, according to public opinion numbers, Nick is still humanity's biggest loser. She also tells them that as of now their teams are gone. Wha wha wha?! Later today, the contestants will be divided into four teams, three male/female and one male/male. Each team will still compete in challenges, just like before, but at the Weigh-In, the team with the lowest percentage of weight lost will be up for elimination. The remaining players will get to vote out one member of the losing team. The surviving team member will then have to perform Cartman's rendition of I'm a Little Teapot whilst wearing a beard of pubes: "I'm a little piggy, here's my snout. Oink, oink, oink. Oink, oink, oink."

Obviously, people are upset. But perhaps none more than SFPD's finest, Mark. "It kind of floors me. I don't like anybody on the girl's team," he says, displaying a wit unworthy of Dusty Harry. "I deal with dirtbags at work, but I don't feel like dealing with them here. You tell me I'm gonna be pairing up with one of them, and it makes me sick." Thanks Mark. I'm sure Suzi, Andrea and Shannon appreciate being compared to San Fran dirtbags like The Zodiac Killer and Michael Savage. At this, Suzi cries (no surprise), while Andrea and Shannon express their disgust with Mark. Caroline tells 'em all to suck it up. "I'm stuck in a fat ranch with all you dirtbags, and you don't see me or the twins crying, do you? Bitches."