My Milkshake Brings All the Boys to the Yard... - 
by copygodd

Suzi is totally freaking out over the food's disappearance. Seems she's just not ready to have to order her own food yet. From the looks of it, she's not ready to do her own hair and makeup yet either.

Bob tells us it's "Food Gone Week" (Who came up with that name? The writer's two-year old?), and the only thing left in the house is Temptation Food, which, unfortunately, are not leftovers from Temptation Island. He tries to get his team to narrow down their menu choices to one style, such as Chinese or Mexican. Ryan balks at the last choice, telling the group, "for me, Mexican food is a red light." If I were on Ryan's team I think I'd try to talk her into eating Mexican, as she's sure to lose a lot of liquid weight if nothing else. Of course, I'd also squat to pee. (You know, cuz I'd be a woman.) Suzanne then chimes in that she doesn't like spicy food. But she says it in a really snotty voice that made me want to shove a kung-pao burrito down her throat.
Time for this week's Temptation Challenge. As nobody's had breakfast yet, it should be even harder to resist. And just what do our contestants have to resist this week? Non-alcoholic milkshake shots! The teams are met on the lawn by Jackie Keller, Nutrition Coach and Celebrity Chef to such A-listers as Charlize Theron and Luke Wilson's brother. The contestants are sectioned off so they can't see each other; in front of each is a table full of chocolate, strawberry and vanilla milkshake shots. Jackie tells them each shake is made with reduced fat milk and contains just 40 calories. (40 calories? That's not that much. I bet I've worked off more than that just typing this recap so far.) Whoever drinks the most shots gets to pick one person to share the prize: having Jackie serve as their personal chef all week. This is a pretty big deal, because the rest of the players will have to order in or dine out at restaurants all week. At least Suzi thinks so, because she's still freaking out about the menus. And because she's the only one who drinks the shakes.
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