This week's episode starts off with Bob talking to Andrea and Suzi about last week's Elimination Ceremony. Bob is shocked to learn that Andrea made it over Shannon. Not as shocked as Andrea, evidently, who says, "It sucks to be in the position that I'm in. Every time I turn around they're like 'Oh, let's keep her because she's not a threat.' But, the fact of the matter is that I'm still here and I'm going to make the best of it." Another fact of the matter: making the best of things is a $15 BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY!

Bob tells the girls "the game is on." Really? And here I thought it had been on the last two months. Bob is so Zen(thura!).

In the gym, Jillian tells her boys what she knows about the upcoming challenge: "Endurance. Strength. Balance. Focus. In a bathing suit." A bathing suit? Looks like she forgot to add nausea. To get the men ready, Jillian bases this week's training on balance and strength, which for obvious reasons (Vaginankle!) can't be good for Dr. Jeff. And he knows as much. "I don't go there saying I want to lose," he tells us. "I don't want to embarrass myself, but I'm a realist." He's also a man with a vagina for an ankle.

"'Vaginankle.' Doesn't matter how many times you say it, it never sounds like a word you want to say." -- Dr. Jeff

Suzi and Andrea, meanwhile, appear to be doing some yoga. Of course, it could just be gas, but the Asian music the producers have picked isn't exactly conducive to a gas montage. Bob is teaching the girls yoga because he feels "yoga's all about working your core strength. Balance. Kind of going into that, quote unquote, 'third eye' so you get yourself more centered, and that's what yoga is all about for me." Funny, for me it's all about the chance to fart in a room full of sweaty strangers. But at least I'm getting in touch with my third-eye.

Suzi hates every minute of the yoga workout. "My mind races all the time," she says. "And for me to get it to stay on one thing is really difficult." Which goes a long way toward explaining her hair. Sort of.

Back in the gym, sparks are flying between Jillian and Matt, who is following up last week's 12-pound gain with a bad case of Mattitude. Jillian tells him he doesn't get to f*ck around this week. At all. "I haven't f*cked around at all," Matt shoots back. No, he just gained 12 pounds last week working his ass off eating steak and sleeping. Matt wants to hold on to the treadmill bar, which evidently is a big no-no in Jillian's world, and she chastises him for it. "Oh, big f*cking deal," Matt says. "I don't want to hear that." Other things Matt doesn't want to hear: take off the f*cking hat!

Jillian and Matt argue some more about his Mattitude. Jillian just doesn't feel like he's that into it this week. In the end, Matt walks out and leaves Jillian a broken shell of a woman. Looks like Jillian picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

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