Well we open in the back of a long, white, tacky limo with Jonathan being overly enthusiastic about being in Hawaii. Look, I know Hawaii is an island (many of them) and its all tropical but it's a state that is a plane ride away from LA that is of similar duration as flying to New York. Aside from the signs in Japanese, Hawaii is just like Dallas. Or Sacramento. I JUST KEEEDING! Hawaii is awesome, I love me the yearly trip with the fam to the vacation manse, what with the palm trees, moderate humidity, volcanoes, and the most friendly people all treating you with the spirit of Aloha! No, really--it's the law for Hawaiian citizens to conduct themselves in the spirit of Aloha(!) see!

Anywho, back to idiot Jonathan who is in the back of the cab with his ipod on, and earbuds in--while he yells "ISNT IT GREAT TO BE IN HAWAII, BRO?" Hey, I have any idea: STOP BEING AN IDIOT. Sadly for them, Jonathan was yelling at Rob, his business manager, and Beth Ann/Tina of Jonathan Product. His underlings are just the nicest people ever, and to be stuck with Jonathan, I can only assume they murdered kittens in a previous life.

Jonathan felt it important to bring his team with him, not only to launch the showerhead, but also because he was on a mission. Yes, a "mission of hair." I'm sure the Hawaiians are sick of missionaries, regardless of purpose--so I'm sure Jonathans mission will win over the hearts of no one.

We arrive at his morning destination, the Channel 2 Morning Show. Of course he is late, which I must say is not really in the spirit of Aloha. We see Jonathan on air, looking super greasy while Tannya Joaquin (Hawaii's Morning News Anchor) acts like she's intimidated that someone of his caliber is on the show. Sadly, Jonathan's hair looked like crap, and Tina/Beth Ann lied when asked by Jonathan. Egg on his face!

Over lunch, Jonathan and the girls go over the schedule and in the seaside lunch setting I really wonder why Jonathan doesn't take a moment to control Tina/Beth Ann's hair. I mean we are taking frizz, and fly-away hair central, bro. Where was I? Ah yes, the shed-dule. More proof these women killed kittens in a previous life? Tina only eats the gristle off her bacon. Not the meaty part, I mean how weird is that?