Heading out of his condo, Jonathan says bye to "Honey and Ash" which really makes me wonder if he never says his concubine's name simply because he doesn't know how to properly say "Sescie." But really, can you blame him? En route to the office, he's so excited to finally be cutting some hair...BUT FIRST, he must expand more on the baby that is "a champion, you know, he just sleeps." Yeah, that's what babies do. But Jonathan's long days are worth it, but you know "its not about me" HAHA, worst liar EVER.

Over at the Beverly Hills Salon, Jonathan gets pictures of all the models he'll need to rock out for fashion week, pulling a very Janice Dickensian method of judging "yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa, make it work, yeah...haha." Anyone else notice he laughs like that snot nose punk you went to school with in 7th grade but didn't punch because you believed in the theory of nonviolent protest, but secretly you just wanted to cut him? Yeah, he laughs like that. ANYWHO, walking from the desk to his office, he kisses some women, and sneaks up behind stylist Kevin, and coming from behind with the reach-around kiss, Kevin turns his shoulder into Jonathan making for a v v awkward encounter of kiss turned hug. Haha Awesome. Luckily for us, Jonathan gives SCOTT a slap on the ass (how hetero) which doesn't allow SCOTT a chance for dialogue. Darn.

Up at the front desk, we are treated to a very poor shot of the two receptionists madly flipping through the appointment book marked with lots of pencil and highlighter. You know, like my capitalization tables look after I hand them to a five year old. Oh and in case you were wondering, one woman answers the phone "Jonathan is booked four months in advance, and his cuts range from $500 to $700" haha. Sorry, I just think it is very very amusing for a reasonable person to pay $700 for a haircut. Don't get me wrong, I regularly paid $110 for a guys cut at the Arrojo Studio in NYC, but mostly it was because my stylist also was Janice Dickinson's personal stylist and would treat me to some HILARIOUS stories. That alone was worth the $110. But c'mon, $700? That's some crazy martini money being thrown away there. Oh, and if you didn't get the point of this whole montage, it means Jonathan is VERY important. You know, if you couldn't figure it out by Bravo producing a TELEVISION SHOW ABOUT HIM.