Well, it's another beautiful LA day and time for Jonathan to head to the office. Entering his lair, he kisses a few women, degrades a few stylists and makes some calls. Passing by his receptionist, she asks "how was New York?" Umm, she didn't watch Jonathan on Good Morning America? Worst employee ever. Seeing clients in the salon early in the morning I'm left wondering when Dominic from season two Real World started getting his cuts from Jonathan Salon?? Anyhow, Jonathan talks the small talk, wondering if it's time to change his look because today he's doing "the Johnny Cash Five thing" which I can only guess is a combo Johnny Cash and Jackson Five look. Or in reality, dark wavy hair with a hint of Soul Glow for extra sheen. Just let your SOUUUULLLL GLOWWWW!

ANYWAYS, up in his office Jonathan laments his busy busy life. He's got so much going on like new products, new launches, new products, his baby-but really he's just dying to play golf. Good to see priorities in order. On the phone is Rob Lee ("slave of satan") who is telling Jonathan about another great opportunity for his ego, I mean product, at Sundance. Being sold as a schwag bitch, Jonathan jumps at the opportunity to hawk over 1,000 units of his product for free. Now, ever to put things in perspective, Jonathan reflects that for "Sundance to want Jonathan Product-that's huge." Of course, last year Sundance wanted Lean Cuisine and Evian. And Geico Car Insurance. And Hanes. And white tube socks with no label. IT'S THAT HUGE.

Over in the Beverly Hills Salon ("BHS") we see a totally unstaged conversation as SCOTT, Alyn, and Kiara stand around a client looking totally natural and not talking until the camers start rolling. Discussing the photo shoot from last week, where you know, Jonathan took total creative control away from the creative director, Kiara talks about the gratuitious nudity and the nature of shoots and how what you do on these jobs you bring back to do to your clients. So the BHS apparently now offers pricey cuts, color, 5ft hair extensions, and clothes removal by appointment only. Oh good, SCOTT TALKS. The thing is he seems very nice and good-like my Banana Republic alpaca sweater-but the voice is simply more than I can tolerate. It's like that google video of cats talking. Yeah, that annoying. He says something like "blah blah blah, I get excited when people talk about photo shoots, blah blah blah something."