Have Yourself A Bratty Little Christmas

jada_criesBy Ed Hill

So let me ask a question to all you loyal TVgasm readers out there. What were you doing 8 months ago today? I know what I was doing. Sitting in my family's living room opening presents. I can picture it now….

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Well whattya know, I got the new God of War game for the PS2! And look, my sister Rosemary got that iPod she's been wanting! What's that Mom? Another Tanqueray and Tonic? You got it. Hey everyone, lets sing a song!

I bet we been together for a million years
And I bet we'll be together for a million more.
Oh, It's like I started breathing on the night we kissed
And I can't remember what I ever did before.
What would we do baby, Without Us?
What would we do baby, Without Us?
And there ain't no nothing we can't love each other through.
What would we do baby, Without Us?
Sha la la laaaaa.

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Ahhh, Christmas in the Hill household. Presents, liquor and the theme song to Family Ties. Pure bliss. But alas, not everyone's Christmas was as joyful as mine. Some of them downright sucked. And those people would be described best with one word: Brats!

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Comments (6)

Jada- What a Gem:

Brat Camp is over- no more Jada to laugh at.

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"Jada - What a Gem"

Your Big Brother spoiler was unacceptable.

You will now be banned from writing comments.

god, i'm so mad at that reader.

British:

Oh that last screencap is priceless. This show doesn't have any happy endings.

anonymous:

this show DOES have a happy ending -- i no longer have to see jada on tv or listen to her horrible singing.

trixie:

Do you all realize that Jada was involved in a boating mishap in her home town? Apparently, she was at the controls of a boat, while pulling a waterskier. The problem is, she wasnt looking where she was going and she ran over another boat load of people. Thank God nobody died, but Jada is still an irresponsible brat.

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