After last week's tear-fest that all the Sham Wows in the world couldn't soak up, we meet our boys for a little more Q&A, Dating Game style. Brody puts L.C. behind a beef curtain, oops, I mean white screen, so the contestants can't see who their prize might be. She asks them a series of questions and their answers are predictable and yet, enlightening. We start off with some softball perfect date questions that Alex handles nicely and then brainiac Jered decides to feed her some "bullsh*t so he can win" lines about not caring one way or another about one night stands. Ho hum. Neuter Boy, our self professed comedian, can't even come up with a cheesy pick-up line, so it's up to Bahston Luke to deliver the goods; "You wanna go halves..........on a baby?" Luke, Luke, Luke. I haven't heard that one before and I hope that I never hear it again.

Enter Gary, who is NOT gay. L.C. asks him to name three things that make him a good boyfriend. He lists his honesty, the fact that he loves to go shopping and likes to cuddle. With boys. Okay, he left that part out but I think that if I spent too much time around this guy my hymen would grow back.

Femi, never one to miss a diss oppurtunity, tells L.C. that if she went on a date with Neuter Boy to remember not to wear heels (get it?! He's short!) and ear muffs to drown out the bad jokes. Somebody knows how to make friends!

Alex continues to say all the right things while Jered keeps putting his foot in his mouth. How hard is it to name three things you look for in a girl and leave out the part about their ass? Super hard, when you left your brain in coach on the way to L.A.

Next comes an instant classic line from our VERY straight friend Gary. Prompted by Femi comparing himself to yet another animal (was he raised on animal crackers, or what? Naw, I think I'll stick with brain damage from all those schoolyard beatings), the guys are asked to declare what animal they would compare themselves most closely to. Gary thinks very hard and comes up with "an elephant, designed and ridden by kings." Who agrees with me and thinks that this particular animal was designed by queens? Me thinks Gary just outed his self.

Alex wins, of course but not before Jered gets all pissy because he was the only one who was being honest. Come on, dude! You can't have it both ways. What is it? Are you feeding her bull or are you being "real?" I think he's like those people who contradict themselves because they can't remember what they've said from one minute to the next, or what I like to call "Happy Hour." But every hour is happy hour when you act like Foster Brooks when you are completely sober.
Our L.C. comes out from behind the screen to meet the boys and they all have appropriate responses to her hotness, with a lot of eyeballs a poppin' and Luke even calls her "Babezilla." Gary's response, in keeping with his unbridled heterosexuality, says she has on the best looking heels he's ever seen.

Do those come in size 11?

Alex, L.C. and Brody..........what? Why is Brody there? To cock-block his future friend, of course. It seems our Alpha male hasn't quite gotten over his romantic feelings for her. Anyway, they go off to the patio to enjoy Mimosas and strawberries on the penthouse patio and I delight in the witty Nick and Nora-esque banter between Brody and his former flame. Is it just me, or can we all agree that Brody and L.C. broke in that king sized bed after the cameras turned off.

L.C.'s weave inspired by Asta.

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