Hunting. The other guy, Wade, is totally Mr. Ernst from "Hey, Dude", which was like my favorite show when I was kid, along with "Salute Your Shorts". Good times. They make some jokes about Kevin being the enemy, but Robert puts a stop to it and actually says, "If it flies, it dies." Oh, he is such a dork. A sexist, asshole dork, but still.
Walker Manor, where Nora is screeching about the insane budget and Rodger has to explain that living green is expensive (for reals, y'all), which would've been nice to tell her before, don't you think? She totally calls him on trying to flirt with her to sway her opinion, but then Kevin calls, dramatically whispering and begging her to call him with some excuse to get him out of hunting. Nora offers the Greenatopia party, but Kevin says that's not good enough, and really, Nora should know that if Robert won't even support his wife and her endeavors, he obviously won't care about anything Sarah does. She hilariously tells him to not get shot before totally blowing him off. Rodger is all over the eco-conscious party and pretty much forces Nora to let him go as her date. This guy? Hateful. He's a hateful man.
If I ignore him long enough, maybe he'll go away.
Hunting. The Republicans are being gross and patronizing to Kevin, even though Robert tells them that he's been hunting before. Just as Mr. Ernst is telling him not to worry if he doesn't get much, because they're not expecting much, a whole bunch of quail fly up and the Republicans are just too slow loading their ammo and Kevin easily and quickly shoots one. Robert is thrilled for him (ok ok, aw) and Kevin is just like, "I will shoot as many of these poor defenseless birds as necessary if it will get me out of here as quickly as possible."
Rebecca's Place. Justin comes in to take her to the party, and is startled by her face mask, but kisses her anyway. That is a keeper. She's running late and tells him that she planned something special, which is of course when that Chelsea bitch calls and summons Justin away to deal with her drunken ass. Rebecca is not as understanding as I hoped she would be, given that Justin seems to be being rather lovely about her insane work schedule, sending her awesome quotient down quite a bit. Rebecca, I seem to be one of the few people who actually likes you, so please stop messing it up.
Hunting. Again. Kevin continues to shoot more birds and the Republicans continue to suck wind. Gordon Alexander deems it a "lucky shot," even though Robert has repeatedly tried to convey Kevin's awesomeness. Anyway, Mr. Ernst tells Robert that while he respects him, he's backing someone named Dick Code, which is just about the silliest name I've ever heard. Kevin is getting more and more annoyed, especially when the Republicans keep refusing to admit that he's much better at hunting then they are, due to all the hunting he did with his dad, which I'm sure he and Robert have mentioned several times at this point. Republicans aren't really this stupid, are they? Mr. Ernst says mentions that Kitty talked a lot about their dad in her book and how he was such an influence on her. When Kevin says he wasn't as much of an influence on him, Mr. Ernst smirks, "Clearly." Robert's like, "Oh, shit."
Kevin of course takes this for what it is, which is "small, backhanded, condescending conversation." He's had enough of being treated like an idiot and being insulted, and Mr. Ernst reveals that Kevin is the reason they're backing Code. At this point, Kevin loses his shit and starts yelling about he kicked their asses (damn straight) and he's waving his shotgun around until Robert yells at him to break the gun. Kevin does and then poses all sexily with his hand on his hip, thinking about how he's really missing Scotty right about now. We all are, Kevin.
Now, put your hand on your hip and POP.
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