The bleeding heart blue state liberals in Hollywierd are determined to put the gay into weddings across America.

In what is destined to become the gayest show ever, and I don't mean gay as in homosexual, I mean gay as in retarded (thanks Sarah Silverman), New Line is currently casting for wedding singers to compete in the appropriately titled Wedding Singers. It is a paid competition where the winner gets a "cash prize."

The casting is posted as follows:

Male or Female / 21 to 99 / All Ethnicities

New Line Television is casting a TV pilot called "Battle of the Wedding Singers" in which two wedding singers go head to head at a real wedding reception. The bride, groom and guests determine which singer is the best! If you are interested or know someone who is, please respond. From lacasting.com.

It's tough to tell whether this is a desperate ploy to get a piece of the American Idol action or shamelessly promote the over-budget musical The Wedding Singer, also financed by New Line and based on the movie of the same name. Either way, I predict a fun opening episode followed by a few more crap episodes which will likely get yanked off the air and played "exclusively on the internet"—which, until networks figure out how to better utilize it, is just a graveyard of failed shows, such asCBS's Innertube.

I digress; if you aren't cute, young or particularly talented enough for American Idol and feel like ruining a couple's special day, be sure to check out lacasting.com for your chance to be America's Greatest Wedding Singer, which is kinda like being someone's favorite herpes sore.