The bleeding heart blue state liberals in Hollywierd are determined to put the gay into weddings across America.
In what is destined to become the gayest show ever, and I don't mean gay as in homosexual, I mean gay as in retarded (thanks Sarah Silverman), New Line is currently casting for wedding singers to compete in the appropriately titled Wedding Singers. It is a paid competition where the winner gets a "cash prize."
The casting is posted as follows:
Male or Female / 21 to 99 / All Ethnicities
New Line Television is casting a TV pilot called "Battle of the Wedding Singers" in which two wedding singers go head to head at a real wedding reception. The bride, groom and guests determine which singer is the best! If you are interested or know someone who is, please respond. From lacasting.com.
It's tough to tell whether this is a desperate ploy to get a piece of the American Idol action or shamelessly promote the over-budget musical The Wedding Singer, also financed by New Line and based on the movie of the same name. Either way, I predict a fun opening episode followed by a few more crap episodes which will likely get yanked off the air and played "exclusively on the internet"—which, until networks figure out how to better utilize it, is just a graveyard of failed shows, such asCBS's Innertube.
I digress; if you aren't cute, young or particularly talented enough for American Idol and feel like ruining a couple's special day, be sure to check out
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Comments (7)
oh good, you dont mean gay in the homosexual way--only the derogatory way.
a few more posts and i think you'll have run through the entire clip art library of MSWord.
1 of 7 | Posted by jash
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Posted on May 8, 2006 11:33 AM
Jash,
Im going to go out on a limb and assume you've never seen Sara Silvermans act to which I referenced above.
MYL
2 of 7 | Posted by Madeyoulaugh
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Posted on May 8, 2006 12:08 PM
while i could expand on the non-relevance on having previously seen or not seen the act and its relationship to the messenger (you), i fear it would be lost in a jumble of poor formatting and badly designed clip art.
3 of 7 | Posted by jash
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Posted on May 8, 2006 12:35 PM
Jash,
Do you need a hug?
MYL
4 of 7 | Posted by Madeyoulaugh
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Posted on May 8, 2006 12:37 PM
Am I safe in assuming the genius who came up with this idea for a show had been watching The Wedding Singer? *yawn*
5 of 7 | Posted by Ubiquitous
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Posted on May 8, 2006 1:33 PM
okay, those comments made the whole post worth it. you guys just made me laugh for the first time since the redesign.
6 of 7 | Posted by ldini79
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Posted on May 8, 2006 2:15 PM
aw shucks, i'm 100, guess i can't apply. seriously, 21-99 years old--whaaa? actually, this could be watchable if all of the contestants were 99... and gay (as in homosexual...)
i'm a big fan of sara silverman references, myl! love the title too, hehe, taint.
7 of 7 | Posted by goodjobben
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Posted on May 8, 2006 7:02 PM