Sadly, that means our bottom two is Chris and C. Thomas Howell. Send Chris home, for the love of God! Judge Steve says C. Thomas Howell started off likeable, but seemed pretty psychotic by the end. He argues that he's not crazy, just a good performer, but that's exactly what crazy people say. I'll still go out with him though, I'm not judging. Moving on to Chris, Judge Max says Chris' timing is the best of anyone in the group. I guess revealing the bottle showed great timing, hey! Judge Steve says the comedy was great, but Chris took too long to get to the magic.

So, who's going home? Judge Steve votes Chris, but Judge Max votes C. Thomas Howell! We have a tie for the first time in Celebracadabra history! (PS: I love when shows say that with only three episodes under their belt, so I'm going to pick it up too.) Jonathan has to place the deciding vote, and luckily for all of us, he votes to kick Chris to the curb. However, before Chris disappears, he shares a long poem he wrote. Shut up and vanish, dude. Your time is up!

Next week, the celebs have to be strolling magicians at a retirement home. There's also some coach-switching, Rocco is misogynistic, and Lisa apparently lights a tampon on fire. Gee, now she's won me over.

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Come on, Celebracadabra, don't string us along!


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bingo blog boy:

You are so mean! I love it and I hate myself for loving it all the same. I love Lisa Ann Walter though. She makes the show interesting and calls the others out for their shit. I know you have to talk shit about everyone but I like it when you say you almost like her. It makes me feel all warm inside. Hal Sparks can take his "Yanni" hair and go back to "pretending" he's gay on t.v. I don't really even know who any of the others are. Lisa should win...if indeed that is a good thing on this show. I am not so sure.

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