I have been unable to write the recap for the Celebrity Rehab because I have been binge drinking for the better part of five days. I thought it might be a little inappropriate to write a recap that I couldn't remember at all, so I tried to exercise good judgment for once. Don't get used to it. I also avoided writing it because it was so terribly boring. But if you care, which I doubt you do, here's where you can find out how everyone is doing out of rehab.

Alright, let's hear your bs one last time.

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I was really having trouble finding the motivation to write the recap for this episode of Celebrity Rehab, but I thought since I'm coming off of a four day bender, it may be about as good a time as any to judge these poor saps who are slaves to their addictions. Suckers. So let's check out what happened this week as I try to piece together the past four days.

Whatchoo lookin at, bitch?

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This week on Celebrity Rehab, we find out what Drew thinks about the whole food fight debacle, and we also learn that these people have very little respect for anyone or anything other than themselves (or we learn again, because it's been obvious so far).

Join the club.

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When we left off of Celebrity Rehab, we had just learned that no one cares about Chyna, including herself, and that Vikki has at least a mild case of retardation. Hopefully tonight we will endure less of Jeff bitching about wanting to leave.

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It's been a pretty miserable week here at TVGasm Chicago North offices, so let's see what Celebrity Rehab can offer up. I doubt it's very much. Last week the happy ending was boring. Hopefully they don't try to pull that shit on us this week.

Woah, Mar. Rehab ages you.

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Last week on Celebrity Rehab, Daniel's Bitch Hour both bored and annoyed all of us. But after he checked out, we heard about some sort of situation involving possible sexual/suggestive texts between Mary and Daniel. And it looked like things were just about to get interesting. So let's check out what happened this week when we're going to see maybe 5 interesting minutes and then there will be much disappointment.

I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but I think this music box you gave me is wasted.

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When I finished last week's recap of Celebrity Rehab, I was worried that with the end of detox, these episodes would start to get pretty boring. But then I remembered that these people have only completed the physical aspect of detox, and the more they want a fix, the more irritable they will get. And that is a formula for awesome disaster.

Ladies, here is your bicep pic of the day. Happy?

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I don't know what it is about Celebrity Rehab, but it just makes me want to drink. It may be so I can help out my celebrity counterparts who are unable to take a swig of sweet sweet alcohol, or maybe it's just a stressful show to watch. No I don't have a problem!!!

There's a "new male" coming today! Fingers crossed!

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It's been a little while since I've dealt with the beautiful mess that can be called Celebreality on VH1, and since House has been on a "hiatus" (new episodes Jan. 29th!!! (I'm not really THAT excited about it)) I thought it would be good to return to my roots. And oh how rewarding that was. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Celebrity Rehab.

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