The show starts with Drew coming out and a lot of people cheering for a long time. I already get the feeling that this reunion show is going to be very boring, with a lot of filler and a lot of lies. Drew starts out by saying where the idea comes from and what the goal was, and then he welcomes out the staff and the patients. For some reason the crowd is cheering extensively. Are they getting paid for this or something?

Look under your seats! Everyone's getting an engraved martini shaker!

Jeff is back, and he's wearing something weird on his shirt. I'm not sure what it is, but hopefully it will be explained later. Drew points out that Jessica and Daniel are both gone, but he'll get to why later because for now he wants to focus on the people who are there. Do we think it's possible that these people are all clean? Jaimee looks high already. And Chyna looks out of it, like she did most of the time during rehab.

First up, let's talk about Mary. We get a flashback to how she was drunk when she got to rehab, and then a bunch of other crap we've all seen more than once. There was emphasis on ballet, and then we get back to real time. I'm pleased to report it looks like she got some fresh collagen in her lips. Drew asks where she is in her recovery, and she starts off by saying she's done shooting porn movies. However, she's still doing feature dancing. She explains that her mom got kicked out of the home she was in, so Mary is dancing to pay for her mother's care. And then it's time to see where Mary's at in her life. But, uh, in video form.

She starts off by saying she doesn't remember the first 8 hours of rehab. I know how that goes. She says she doesn't take pills any more, and no hard liquor. She occasionally drinks wine but doesn't have blackouts any more. That makes sense, since she was really just a binge drinker anyways, and that's way easier to tame.

So now the burning question: Who punched your mouth?

At the end of the video, Drew throws to Brigitte who is still worried about Mary. Apparently she's been shown on TMZ a few times coming out of bars and sounding crazy. But after that Brigitte has nothing but supportive words. Mary starts to rationalize her actions to everyone, and Jaimee tells her to shut her dirty mouth and listen for a second. She says that Mary needs to do what's best for her and not care what other people think, and then she starts to cry a little. Drew ends her session by saying that Mary just needs to stick with it and stick with her sponsor and she's doing great. Mary shows her gratitude by getting more collagen injected in her lips and giving Drew a lap dance.

Up next it's time to talk about Ricco. After showing his video flashback, Drew asks if Ricco made it the 90 meetings in 90 days. And he says that he did. He thanks Shelly for pushing him, and then Drew throws to the video of where Ricco is now. He's still sober after 6 months, and it looks like he's still fighting. He's also still with his girlfriend.

Back from the video Bob says that Ricco actually did everything he said he was going to do which you rarely see from addicts. Ricco again thanks Shelly for pushing him and he is crediting her a lot for his recovery. Ricco says he gets drug-tested every week, and that's at least one thing that's keeping him clean. Drew's proud, and Brigitte says Ricco looks good.

I love you so much I wanna crash into a tree and place you in the driver's seat.

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