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Later in the afternoon, Shelly is asking for everybody's phones. And guess who's making a fuss about it again. Seth! Obviously it's Jeff. He doesn't get why they have to take phones, and now that he's waking up more, he's not just going to roll over and take it in the ass every five minutes. Jeff is a regular Charlie Chapman (because of his celebrity, see?), taking on this fascist regime.

Shelly then goes to Jaimee and Mary to take their phones, but, oops, she forgot Mary's Sidekick! What a rebel! Daniel also managed to keep a phone also, probably because nobody really cares about him, so Mary and Daniel text each other at night. I imagine it's really interesting what they talk about. Politics, philophy, etc.

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The next morning, Shelly is talking to someone, and Daniel has a little conversation with Mary about texting her. While Shelly is in hearing range. Genius. Then it's Chyna's turn for her 1-on-2 with Drew and Shelly. Hmm, he probably just wants to tell her that it really is a great idea for her to go to that party and she's not really an addict at all!

Drew says they're trying to personalize treatment for each person, but Chyna has been resilient to it. She says she considers it that she was raised alone. She didn't know her father, and her mother was abusive. Then he goes into her first memory, which was her being locked alone in the basement. Drew says that children who are victims are often very good at being victims to other people later on in life, and humiliation is a very powerful tool. Don't I know it. I'm a card-carrying member of the never-nudes. There are dozens of us!

Now Jeff is getting some physical therapy for his terrible back pain. And it's in the form of a fairly attractive yoga instructor. Chick, not a dude. I think it would have been better if it was a huge dude who was going to hurt Jeff a lot, but, I guess this is semi-enjoyable for me.

The physical therapy is boring until Jeff stands up and starts walking. He says he hasn't done it in weeks. That is, of course, except for the time like 4 days ago when he got up in Daniel's face when accused of bringing coke to rehab. Unless 4 days equals "weeks" in his mind, which is entirely possible.

On the night of day 7, Drew has allowed a barbecue and family and friends to come from 6-8. It's a reward for the hard work in treatment. Mary's girlfriend Rena is introduced by Jeff, who is looking much better and trying to play it cool. Then he asks if she does threesomes. She responds by asking if he was in Grease because it's her favorite movie. Oh boy, this conversation is going places. I don't even want to think about the depth of what these two will discuss. Well beyond my comprehension, definitely.

I forgot, did you and Rizzo end up having the baby or did you abort it?

Oh, luckily we're treated to some of the conversation. She was in Showgirls, and Striptease. You see, you just can't take every role you're offered. You have to have discriminating taste, and it's more than obvious that Rena most definitely does.

Mary asks if people are going to get in the pool later, and eventually she kicks Seth in. Jessica gets in too, even though nobody probably asked her. Seth's friend Tracy goes to change, as does Mary, and when they come back, they say they're going to have a wet t-shirt contest. I'm not sure what a contest like this entails, but I assume it will be a draw, because if they both get in the water, whose shirt could be wetter than the other?

Jeff is loving it, but Daniel is leery about it. The girls get in, there are giant blur spots all over, and the girls try to get Daniel to come in. He leaves, gets on his phone and calls his wife. He reports back to the boss that he left when they got in the pool, and she gets mad at him (we're supposed to believe at least), like it was his fault. That's reasonable. Realizing it's going nowhere, Daniel just decides to call his sponsor.

Daniel has some guy talk with Seth and Ricco about his wife flipping out after that. Seth doesn't really see what the big deal is, he said it was bound to happen sooner or later. And he's right. Big boobs are bound to surface; it was only a matter of time.

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