In last week's episode of charm school, everyone but Brandi C. is glad Megan is gone. The lesson is "girls shall not rock rude." Lisa Gachet comes in and shows the girls proper dining etiquette And the girls pick teams, because they'll be entertaining a very special guest: Sharon Osbourne's friend, the Duchess. They have lots of zany rules they need to follow and each group of three have a lackluster show. The poorest group, however, is comprised of Brandi C, Inna and Lacey, because Inna showed skin and offended the Duchess, who turns out to just be an actor. In the end, Inna can't keep up with the other girls' progress and she gets sent home.
On the next episode, the girls commandment is "thou Shalt Rock Thy Body." The girls get to get plowed tasting nice liquors and cigars, and then a cop comes to breathalyze them. According to what they blew, they get paired up, and oddly enough Dallas and Lacey get paired up, despite just having faught because they hate each other. All the girls needs to make PSAs about the dangers of drinking, and Lacey and Dallas' PSA is especially shitty. In the end, because of her attitude, Dallas goes home.
Hey Y'all- sorry I've been so tardy on Charm School. I had, uh, syphilis. And by Syphilis, I mean a raging case of awesome. Hmmm...so last week, we started out hearing Brandi C. yammer on about staying in the house and winning every challenge for her bff4evr, Megan. Really? Did you notice, that when she left, the girl was thrilled? Sounds like you're making a big 'ol fuss about nothing, Brandi C. That's cool, though, because I like when you get upset...the more you cry, the more eyeliner gets all over your face and makes you look like a dirty lost boy.
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