Greetings Gasmii. Have you ever wondered why it takes me so long to get my recaps up after a show has aired? If you guessed that it's because I'm a lazy procrastinator with a mild to moderate drinking problem then you're only half-right. Allow me to paint a picture for you of my writing process. First, let's set the scene: It is currently hovering around 100 degrees outside most hours of the day here in Reno. I have air conditioning, but it's in the living room. My computer is in my room, so if I don't want to have my room turn into a sauna I HAVE to keep the door open at all times. When my door is open my cat is free to come and go as he pleases. This is what I have to deal with the entire time I'm trying to recap.

The sad thing is, I think Dante (that's the cat) is right. Staring at him is way more entertaining than watching Charm School.

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Posted by TheMiki at 11:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (12)

Last week on Charm School, Marcia stressed about not being able to drink while in New Orleans, some charity work was done, Kip tried to pretend she wasn't a bitch, and Brittanya got sent home. Yeah, basically the same thing that's happened on every single episode of Charm School this season. This week we get a bonus clip show though, and even though it seems a bit redundant to recap a recap show, I'm gonna do it anyway.

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Posted by TheMiki at 3:00 AM | Permalink | Comments (8)

Good lord I'm late on this recappage. I apologize profusely to all my loyal readers. I thought about making up some elaborate story about how I was kidnapped by aliens or forced to live underground while nazi zombies invaded my neighborhood, but the truth is that I met a girl and I got kinda distracted. Sorry. I promise to give this recap my full and complete attention, but it's gonna be a quicky recap because this episode was dull as dirt, so let's get on with it. We're going to New Orleans.

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Last week on Charm School... Ummm... Yeah, I think I took a nap or something because it was the most boring hour of television since round one of the Westminster Dog Show. In the end 3bay chose to go home, and no one was brought back, leaving us with only five ho's left to battle it out for the diploma.

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Last week on Charm School, we all got a break from the trashiness because VH1 was busy airing some other nonsense that I'm not obligated to watch or write about. The week before that there was a bunch of drama involving K.O. and 3bay tried to give up her place so that K.O. could stay on and grow, but then K.O. gave her pin to 3bay and walked out. It was riveting stuff folks. Absolutely riveting! On with this week's trashfest, eh?

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Posted by TheMiki at 4:00 PM | Permalink | Comments (16)

Previously on Charm School: The remaining contestants faced their fears by ripping off a lame MTV show, Marcia and Kip continued to not like each other, and Tranny got sent home to do some more of those awesome internet videos that pay her bills. Welcome back to Charm School, where product placement is reaching Biggest Loser proportions.

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Posted by TheMiki at 6:02 AM | Permalink | Comments (5)

Previously on Charm School: Bubbles swam in the air even though Charm School has a pool, Kip and Marcia decided they hated each other, the dolphin squad squeaked at Porno, and Porno got sent home to get some nookie (and I threw up in my mouth a little). Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Charm School. Let's get on with it, shall we?

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Posted by TheMiki at 2:20 PM | Permalink | Comments (9)

Previously on Charm School: Soho threw a conniption fit and left, Farrah couldn't handle Soho's fit so she's left, Risky played The Race Card, and then no one got eliminated, which came as a huge shock to all us loyal viewers. Welcome back to Charm School, where the only thing classier than the students is pretty much everyone else on the cast and crew.

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Last week on Charm School: Trash picked up trash, Kiki got eliminated, and we learned a whole new racial stereotype. We already learned that black girls are loud and white girls are drunk strippers with fake boobs, but now we also know that girls of indiscriminate racial heritage are mute. Awesome. I'm learning so many new things from this show.

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Posted by TheMiki at 1:27 AM | Permalink | Comments (8)

Last week on Charm School: Marcia loved Ricki Lake, Hos donated clothes, Beverly assaulted Porno and got booted off the show, Gia got smashed and was expelled, and 50 years of fighting against racial stereotypes was flushed down the toilet in 60 minutes.

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