Yea! I was hoping this would get recapped!!

What a nice, entertaining, laugh-out-loud recap, too. Thanks, you just made having the flu on Halloween that much more palatable!!

Can't wait for the next one...

P.S. Sharon needs to get a bit tougher with these girls if she intends to break 'em down.

Thank you for the nice feedback, Dani-

I totally agree Sharon needs to be tougher...if she wants, I'll come over and beat Megan down myself. I mean, I know it's already filmed, but, ah, wishes....

Glad you're reading : )

Sweet I was waiting for the recaps of this! Nice work you made me crack up with that whole camel toe thing!
I just gotta say something, Megan is despicable, and kind of gross looking, but I still find her really hot! And what's worst is if I knew her I'd probably put some form of effort into hooking up with her! And this, people, is why Megan IS everything that is wrong with the world...
plus all the other girls are so beat and trashy... or I guess, equally trashy, but just way more beat, and kind of visually offensive...
cheers for the recap!

im so glad someone is finally recapping this show. looking forward to weekly readings.

sharon DOES need to get tougher, but i still loved that heather and lacey beat down, especiallyu b/c it looked like both of them wanted to say something, but didnt

on the vh1 site there is an extra scene of brandy c and megan talking abuot both of them not showering. some of the girls reported never seeing megan take a shower, and that brandi c smelled. I seriouasly cant even look at either one now without dryheaving.

"ancient, slutty gaelic...dom with down's syndrome". Hahahahahahaha..
I don't know if I can continue reading each week since I nearly DIED laughing. Do you really want to be responsible for the demise of your readers?

Fabulous work Mona. Happy camel toe to you.

Seriously, Megan and Lacey have got to go! When is someone going to throw them under a bus....literally. LA must have buses, right?!?

What is wrong with the US these days?

1. Politicians favoring big business.

2. Big business screweing us over.

3. Megan

4. Lacey

What a waste of oxygen these two are.

The problem really isn't Megan. The problem is men. Yes... men... I am pointing at you! She has learned that it doesn't matter if she is dumb or smart, mean or nice. As long as she looks good, some guy will buy her dinner or diamonds or whatever she wants. She has made herself look like the biggest bitch on the face of the Earth (besides Lacey) and she will still probably reach her goal of being some rich guy's trophy wife.

The only revenge that will get her is that eventually her looks will fade. Even after she sinks a ton of her divorce money into plastic surgeons, she will still eventually get old and have those weird trout lips and immobile eyebrows. And she will have invested nothing into the rest of her being. I predict much unhappiness. So what goes around definitely comes around.

Now, Lacey? She doesn't really have the looks to be able to get away with being such a bitch. Millions of people know she is manipulative, jealous and petty. But her daddy will keep telling her how awesome she is so she is pretty set as long as he is around. After that... well lets just hope she is able to trick some guy into marrying her and picking up where daddy left off.

it's so nice to hear you guys are enjoying my recaps-

but I need to know: Who would fuck Megan besides Sammy64?????? Am I missing something? Do homogenized looks and blonde hair really make up for someone being that evil?

Wowzers! Loving the dialogue.

Thanks for the recap!! Better late than never I always say! I don't know, I'm not a man but I think a lot of them would still put it to good old Megan despite her "oddly elongated torso". (I don't remember if that phrase came off of the I Love Money or Rock Of Love recaps but it has stuck in my head for all this time)

I don't know if her torso is actually elongated or if it just seems that way because she wears nothing but bikinis cut barely above her vajayjay.

Yeah, guys would still do Megan. Come on. She has a banging bod -long torso or not- and even with a bit of the wonk eye, she's still okay in the face. But if anyone remembers Rock of Love, if the guy has any brains at all...which her ex apparently DID, they see right through her and use her.

Her game seems to work on the dating shows because she only spends a limited amount of time with them but even on I Love Money the guys saw her for what she really was and her "superpowers" were rendered useless.

Believe me, poor girl won't live out the life she thinks she will. She has the looks but not the brains to execute. Sad waste. Just destined to be a sperm dumpter. Sounds less glamorous.

i love megan and will always defend her, until she stops being on the show, which i won't spoil.

however, to everyone calling her a moron: i just wanted to point out that she has a degree in accounting (which is way more impressive than say, english or communications) from the University of Illinois at Chicago. she's obviously playing a game and, like we saw in I Love Money, is good at it. she plays the ditz, but she knows what she's doing. it's all publicity for her.

I'm just sorry this recap was so short, I think pages could be filled on the vileness of Lacey and Megan(Butterface as we all affectionaly remember her) alone. I am happy to say I think Mrs. Sharon has their number....Mrs will not be made to look STUPID on VH1 bhaaahaaahaaa

I hate to disagree, Whitney, but who, exactly, is Megan fooling - playing the ditz for - at this point anyway? Sharon? The audience? I think the jig has been up for a while. She's not Jessica Simpson cute. Shit. Even Jessica Simpson isn't even Jessica Simpson cute anymore. Megan is just annoying and hated. She needs a new game plan, pronto.

i'm not sure entirely, but i know that right now she makes most of her income off club appearances, and as long as stupid gross guys think they can get near her, she'll continue.
i've just always found how open she was about her calculating nature to be refreshing. on ROL all the girls were all 'totally in love' with bret, and you could tell she didn't care, which i liked, because why should she? she's just in it to get famous. and now she is. she wins!

Hope Megan is using that accounting degree wisely, because Megan in 2 to 3 years = has been.
Yup, debits equal credits.....

I am totally outing myself as a dork right now but does anyone remember "Beauty and the Geek"? Megan was a contestant and WON with Scooter. I think the prize was something like 1 mil. This chick doesn't need the money, she actually needs the lessons!

And Lacy can go jump in a vat of acid for all I care, she just needs to GO AWAY and shut up.

No, the prize was more like 250k split between the two of them. She probably blew through that in a couple of months.

She was a decent person on that show. She developed this wicked persona for Rock of Love.

And that's why she's so great.

And no, I'd have no interest in fucking her. Just doesn't seem like it'd be very interesting.

BTW, where's Krusty Jo? How come they never show her?

Acutally, I don't think anyone was REALLY in love with Brett.

All the girls on ROL had their own persona. Kristy Jo was the most hated out of the girls but if you really paid attention, her bullshit was what worked best with Brett. The dude cried (or pretended to) when she left. He didn't blink when Wonky Megan left.

I don't like Kristy Jo any more than I like Megan but she's just not as attention hungry and Paris Hilton-like. There's already a Paris Hilton and she does it better than Megan.

As for club appearances...OMG...THEY ALL DO THEM!! I think the grandmas and grandpas from the FIRST Real World are still on the club circut but now it's just sad. And those "ugly boys" trying to get close to Megan will soon be looking real good when the zeros start falling off those club appearance checks.

I personally like Brandy M. Not all the time. I don't like it when she cries. She sux when she breaks down. But she looks like a real rock chick who I would actually like to party with. Not stare at from across a club.

BTW...anyone think Megan and Brandy C. are scissoring?