Okay, then came elimination. Sharon immediately calls out Heather and Lacey for being angry little skanks. Riki needs to get clued in, probably because he has alzheimers because he's trying to hide his OLD behind layers of John Hardy wear, attire for the walking anus. Sharon and Riki both bitch that Lacey is always at the asshole center of every storm- which is true. Again, I think she needs to be put down. I can't emphasize this enough....
Heather weeps and tells her little side of the story, and weeps some more. Then Jessica speaks because for a fleeting moment of her life, she was sober and saw the whole plate throwery. Lacey interrupts her and she sorta tells her off...a little.
Sorry, I don't believe any of you are ever sober, Missus.
Then Lacey goes off about how Heather was saying she was some kind of A list celebrity. Guess she didn't take my patented Charm School Tvgasm questionnaire, eh? Well, it's only got one question, but it's a fucking important one. Duuude- then Sharon goes off on how none of the girls are celebrities, and that SHE's the ONLY CELEBRITY on the show.
And then, the inevitable spittle shot.
Watch out- they're smart enough to work door handles.
Brandi C. is called out for spit and now everyone is ALL KINDS OF PISSED. Sharon calls spitting "against the law" (meeh, sorry, Missus, I think that's pushing it) and Brandi C. apologizes in her own bumbled way. Sharon's right about Brandi C's mouth being full of bacteria, though- geez. there's all sorts of shit in there- John's spermies, an ant farm, Santa Claus.
Bacteeriyuhh? May I go pee-pee before elimination, please?
Sharon asks Destiney if Brandi C should be eliminated, and Brandi C looks at her with this dispicable grin, like, "ohhh, good thing I apologized!! " Destiney, acting as the mouthpiece (hahaha) for Skanks everywhere, felt that "Lacey definitely instigated her, and she always does." Nice, smug faces and incorrect usage of the word "instigate." I think the jury rests.
OR DOES IT?
Lacey doesn't shut up, so Sharon waltzes her waiter-outfitted ass to the girls and expels Brandi C.
Would you like an appeteaser with your expulsion? A fresh fork?
Then Riki and Sharon both blab about how far they thought Brandi C. would go...and...I'm confused. Like sexually, or in the competition? Really? Geez....I think Riki has a hard-on for the Brandispitinator. I think Daniella thinks Brandi's an alcoholic, which seems, um, a little more accurate.
Au Revoir, my little Veloca Raptor, makeup spittle face.....
And to all, a good night.
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Comments (5)
This show has become a sitcom parody of a reality show. Maybe it's because of the recurring cast of characters -- some of these girls have been on three shows this year already, something like that?
So they've all become fictional, and as in all fiction, it doesn't really matter what happens to any of them. Who stays, who goes, pff! They might as well spit on each other.
And yeah, some of those tattoos are really nasty. Like this pubic hair tattoo trend --don't these women realize that after the third kid, their abdominals will be exploded, their bellies are going to sag down to their knees, taking those tattoos with them? Ick.
And what's with this Riki guy and his arms? I mean, was this his (futile) attempt to somehow appear to be cool? Is he really going to look at that mess in 20 years and be pleased with himself?
Ick. Ick. Ick. That's my mantra while watching this show. Which of course I watch. Of course.
1 of 5 | Posted by itchy | Posted on December 2, 2008 10:25 PM
Itchy, I think it's about 20 years too late for Rikki to worry about his future.
2 of 5 | Posted by wintersux | Posted on December 3, 2008 5:08 AM
Of course I watch too. Isn't this train wreck a total and complete guilty pleasure?
3 of 5 | Posted by Clair | Posted on December 3, 2008 8:50 AM
Clair, I would agree with you, if Megan were still there... ever since she left (WAY too SOON!), the show has just been complete dullsville... unlike FOL Charm School, with each episode escalating to a most brilliant smack down of Bootz.
4 of 5 | Posted by slutty_whore | Posted on December 3, 2008 11:29 AM
If you love watching skanks in action, check out Rehab:Party at the Hard Rock, on Tru TV, Tuesdays 10p. I'm guessing this show won't be recapped because it is "actuality" and not "reality"? Anyway, it's fun to see these train wrecks in their natural habitat.
Brandi M. for the win!
5 of 5 | Posted by shantigal | Posted on December 3, 2008 11:56 AM