America's Next Top Model, 4/26/06, UPN
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Today's afternoon edition of Clipgasm is courtesy of America's Next Top Model contestant Jade. Although I think she is a bitch, I have to say that I identify with her a little bit. We're both about the same age, we both come from biracial parentage, and we both have very high opinions of ourselves. I don't think I am quite as crazy as she is, although some of my friends may disagree. That being said, Jade is not a top model and has got to go. Maybe she'll do better on the second season of American Inventor
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Comments (14)
That was great. I'd love to get her and Alan Thicke in the same room talking about fah-jeet-ahs and whatnot. Oh Jade. She's so neologismy.
1 of 14 | Posted by B-Side
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Posted on April 27, 2006 5:14 PM
Jade is in her own world making up her own language as she goes along.
I have to go make dinner now in preparedness for my husband getting home.
2 of 14 | Posted by derder
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Posted on April 27, 2006 5:34 PM
How utterly embarrassful- I just realized preparedness is actually a word. Guess I am just not very talentful at this.
3 of 14 | Posted by derder
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Posted on April 27, 2006 5:46 PM
I like to make up adverbs. My favorite one so far is "penisly". Try it. You'll like it.
4 of 14 | Posted by Lizardqueen
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Posted on April 27, 2006 6:20 PM
2 faves that i've heard b4 are 'craptacular' & 'shitastic' .....i had a friend who used those 2 skillfully.
5 of 14 | Posted by Tati
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Posted on April 27, 2006 6:34 PM
Ridiculistically funlarious!
6 of 14 | Posted by raggedy_andy
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Posted on April 27, 2006 8:11 PM
People who speak in the third person cannot be trusted. i.e. "Jade's just gotta be Jade. It's Jade-style and that's all Jade can do." -- Jade
There's nothing more irritating than listening to that shit.
7 of 14 | Posted by fycin
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Posted on April 27, 2006 8:49 PM
I wonder what THE SVAN has to say about that fycin, I guess he/she is not to be trusted
8 of 14 | Posted by hardly@work
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Posted on April 28, 2006 6:45 AM
I think Jade would be a very dramatical actress. Her analystic decipheration when she dwelves into the characters emotional torness would be such a emotionalistic releasment to see. I'm glad she is considerating acting as a second career.
9 of 14 | Posted by OD-TV
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Posted on April 28, 2006 8:10 AM
OD-TV
I'm rolling over here- "analystic decipheration"; "emotionalistic releasment". You're quite good at this...
10 of 14 | Posted by derder
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Posted on April 28, 2006 10:02 AM
Aawww derder, thanks for your kindfulness.
11 of 14 | Posted by OD-TV
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Posted on April 28, 2006 10:08 AM
Oh, I am aware of THE SVAN.
12 of 14 | Posted by fycin
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Posted on April 29, 2006 10:11 AM
Rofl.. you guys are hilarious with your comments.
I make up new words all the time when I'm trying to be creative with my cussing.
I know they're not real words though unlike Jade who obviously thinks she's sounding so smart.
13 of 14 | Posted by Shollia
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Posted on April 30, 2006 9:26 AM
LOL, oh Jade is a trip. She gives me many laughs when I watch the show.
14 of 14 | Posted by LyrikalJuse
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Posted on May 1, 2006 6:38 AM