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by J-Unit


America's Next Top Model, 4/26/06, UPN
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Today's afternoon edition of Clipgasm is courtesy of America's Next Top Model contestant Jade. Although I think she is a bitch, I have to say that I identify with her a little bit. We're both about the same age, we both come from biracial parentage, and we both have very high opinions of ourselves. I don't think I am quite as crazy as she is, although some of my friends may disagree. That being said, Jade is not a top model and has got to go. Maybe she'll do better on the second season of American Inventor

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Posted by J-Unit on April 27, 2006 5:05 PM

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That was great. I'd love to get her and Alan Thicke in the same room talking about fah-jeet-ahs and whatnot. Oh Jade. She's so neologismy.

Posted by: B-Side [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 27, 2006 5:14 PM(#1 of 14)

Jade is in her own world making up her own language as she goes along.
I have to go make dinner now in preparedness for my husband getting home.

Posted by: derder [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 27, 2006 5:34 PM(#2 of 14)

How utterly embarrassful- I just realized preparedness is actually a word. Guess I am just not very talentful at this.

Posted by: derder [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 27, 2006 5:46 PM(#3 of 14)

I like to make up adverbs. My favorite one so far is "penisly". Try it. You'll like it.

Posted by: Lizardqueen [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 27, 2006 6:20 PM(#4 of 14)

2 faves that i've heard b4 are 'craptacular' & 'shitastic' .....i had a friend who used those 2 skillfully.

Posted by: Tati [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 27, 2006 6:34 PM(#5 of 14)

Ridiculistically funlarious!

Posted by: raggedy_andy [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 27, 2006 8:11 PM(#6 of 14)

People who speak in the third person cannot be trusted. i.e. "Jade's just gotta be Jade. It's Jade-style and that's all Jade can do." -- Jade

There's nothing more irritating than listening to that shit.

Posted by: fycin [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 27, 2006 8:49 PM(#7 of 14)

I wonder what THE SVAN has to say about that fycin, I guess he/she is not to be trusted

Posted by: hardly@work [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 28, 2006 6:45 AM(#8 of 14)

I think Jade would be a very dramatical actress. Her analystic decipheration when she dwelves into the characters emotional torness would be such a emotionalistic releasment to see. I'm glad she is considerating acting as a second career.

Posted by: OD-TV [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 28, 2006 8:10 AM(#9 of 14)

OD-TV
I'm rolling over here- "analystic decipheration"; "emotionalistic releasment". You're quite good at this...

Posted by: derder [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 28, 2006 10:02 AM(#10 of 14)

Aawww derder, thanks for your kindfulness.

Posted by: OD-TV [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 28, 2006 10:08 AM(#11 of 14)

Oh, I am aware of THE SVAN.

Posted by: fycin [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 29, 2006 10:11 AM(#12 of 14)

Rofl.. you guys are hilarious with your comments.
I make up new words all the time when I'm trying to be creative with my cussing.
I know they're not real words though unlike Jade who obviously thinks she's sounding so smart.

Posted by: Shollia [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 30, 2006 9:26 AM(#13 of 14)

LOL, oh Jade is a trip. She gives me many laughs when I watch the show.

Posted by: LyrikalJuse [TypeKey Profile Page] | May 1, 2006 6:38 AM(#14 of 14)