Clipgasm: Desperately Seeking Breanna Edition - 
by B-Side
For the past few weeks of Laguna Beach, we've noticed that the girl we once thought would be the star of the whole season has been all but non-existant on the show. That's right, I'm talking about Breanna Conrad, younger sister of Lauren Conrad, and latest member of the Family Conrad to have her life documented on MTV. As far as we can tell, the only time we saw Breanna recently was when she popped up to give Rocky's erstwhile boyfriend Alex a few eye-rolls on last week's episode.
Well, we've had enough of these shenanigans. We decided to drive down to Laguna Beach and find out where the hell Breanna has been hiding. The results may shock you.




Comments
Thank God you finally found her!!!
oh by the way I don't come to parties to be ignored either! can't wait for the rest of the videos!
Posted by: J-Light
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October 30, 2006 8:22 PM(#1 of 38)
The whole Conrad family is a bunch of media whores! You know what? I be Breanna "The Jaw" Conrad was tied up in the basement by her own father! Poor boring Tessa being blamed for such atrocities!
Posted by: IVofRealityTV
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October 30, 2006 8:31 PM(#2 of 38)
She lives!
I love your seriousness of purpose, guys.
Posted by: antebellum
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October 30, 2006 8:34 PM(#3 of 38)
Oops, that was " I bet" not " I be"...
Posted by: IVofRealityTV
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October 30, 2006 8:35 PM(#4 of 38)
Yeah, B-Side, you tell her!
She'd probably be more willing to go over and talk to you if you weren't so articulate and, instead, had mumbled, sighed, and stared your way through the whole thing.
Posted by: annna
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October 30, 2006 9:07 PM(#5 of 38)
And this is why I'm obsessed with TVgasm.
Posted by: captainobvious
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October 30, 2006 10:08 PM(#6 of 38)
Conrad Dad reads the gasm...Awesome!
Another J-unit and B-side superb production.
More of these - less of the tabloid shit please!
hb
Posted by: HoneyBunny
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October 30, 2006 10:12 PM(#7 of 38)
That was... lame.
I can't believe I'm going to type this... but... I'd rather have more Tabloid SpamBaby
Posted by: pupkick
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October 30, 2006 10:35 PM(#8 of 38)
ahhaha.
i loved the ending on that.
Posted by: shiaobundan
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October 30, 2006 10:48 PM(#9 of 38)
lmao that was great.
'i dont show up at parties to be ignored' hahaha
Posted by: seph
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October 31, 2006 12:41 AM(#10 of 38)
Can you go and visit Jason in prison next? Maybe you could also swing by the Hills and find out whether Heidi has been nominated for a Nobel prize yet...
Posted by: dr_sloppy
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October 31, 2006 3:44 AM(#11 of 38)
Did Honey Bunny just say "shit" oh my image of her is shattered
Posted by: I can't believe I post
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October 31, 2006 3:47 AM(#12 of 38)
I'm still laughing! More Please!
I hope you ask her some questions next. I can't wait.
Posted by: dsher
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October 31, 2006 4:41 AM(#13 of 38)
That was hilarious!!
Posted by: OD-TV
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October 31, 2006 5:23 AM(#14 of 38)
That was awesome!!!
Posted by: vividblurry
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October 31, 2006 5:34 AM(#15 of 38)
That was it?
Posted by: Vidle
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October 31, 2006 6:00 AM(#16 of 38)
Hilarious. Can't wait for the rest...
Also, why are B-Side and J-Unit's names not showing in their bilines? It lists on the other posts the authors, but for these two it just says "by" with no name. They should get credit for their great work.
Posted by: pjtvqueen
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October 31, 2006 7:18 AM(#17 of 38)
What is going on? B-Side and J-Unit's names are missing from all their posts! I even checked the archives and they have all been deleted.
I feel like I am watching a coup! If they are gone so am I!!!
hb
Posted by: HoneyBunny
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October 31, 2006 7:39 AM(#18 of 38)
And I'd be right behind you HB, but I think they're still around. I'm crossing my fingers it's just a technical glich.
Posted by: pjtvqueen
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October 31, 2006 8:01 AM(#19 of 38)
i absolutely loved the "i don't show up to parties to be ignored breanna" strange how the family went along with this...
Posted by: nico-co
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October 31, 2006 9:27 AM(#20 of 38)
What kind of technical glitch deletes B-Side and J-Unit's names but keeps Tabloid Baby's byline? That's a mighty selective "glitch" if you ask me.
I call SHENANIGANS!
Posted by: TinkerbellAPixie
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October 31, 2006 9:40 AM(#21 of 38)
HB,
It's just a technical glitch. I have no clue why it's happening.
nico-co,
The entire Conrad family is super cool and they all have a good sense of humor about the show. I was one of those people who hated on Laguna because I didn't really give a shit what a bunch of spoiled kids in California were doing.
I left their house not only in awe of the view but actually surprised how well-adjusted and normal teenagers and parents are in Laguna.
Posted by: J Unit
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October 31, 2006 9:40 AM(#22 of 38)
Hey B-side and J-unit I am just wondering did either one of you ask Daddy Conrad why he didn't kick Jason's punk ass.
Posted by: I can't believe I post
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October 31, 2006 9:51 AM(#23 of 38)
Thank you J-unit. Whew!
I guess it is obvious that I can't handle even the thought of being w/o you.
hb
Posted by: HoneyBunny
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October 31, 2006 10:07 AM(#24 of 38)
I can never see any of the videos posted on here and I am dying to see this one!! SUCK!!
Posted by: Jinger
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October 31, 2006 12:17 PM(#25 of 38)
JOKES!!!!
Posted by: Kyndra_Mayos_Stalker
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October 31, 2006 1:11 PM(#26 of 38)
Ah.. i love u guys.. but that was a little silly...too rehearshed...
Although i liked the end with her ignoring u.. that seemed real and typical of the Laguna kids... I hope we get more Q & A in the upcoming videos..
Posted by: Brewer818
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October 31, 2006 2:27 PM(#27 of 38)
Ok... I don't even watch this show but this was a great clip!
You go boys!
Posted by: CrazyTrain
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October 31, 2006 3:11 PM(#28 of 38)
I don't come to parties to be ignored...BREANNA! loved that.
Posted by: UrMomSaysHi
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October 31, 2006 4:29 PM(#29 of 38)
HA-larious!!!
Posted by: mo_knows
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October 31, 2006 6:39 PM(#30 of 38)
help! I can't see the video :( It only shows a white box.
I really wanna see this.
Posted by: ishan
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November 1, 2006 1:44 PM(#31 of 38)
Yeah,I have that problem too ishan.Can anyone help us?
Posted by: gotigersgo
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November 1, 2006 6:48 PM(#32 of 38)
I had that problem, its a glitch in the new version of Internet Explorer. I downloaded Firefox (which took about 2 minutes) and it works with no problem at all. Here is a link
http://www.firefoxresource.com/co/firefoxresource/?sid=M2AG0001fGS
Now that I feel like a complete geek I am going to go put some tape on my glasses
Posted by: I can't believe I post
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November 1, 2006 8:33 PM(#33 of 38)
I just finally watched that clip and it was awesome awful just like the show. The fact the Conrads went along with it was even better. Does this mean that your in enough with them to pay a visit to my girl LC up in the supposed hills? Dr. Sloppy's comment about visitng 8-Bahl in jail was priceless as well.
I also just watched the new episode, or should I say the first decent episode of the entire season. People blatantly attacking each other, people so messed up on drugs they couldn't even hide it, scandals galour and a preview for what looks like another solid episode with the 2 douche bags just being themselves. Can’t wait for the recap tomorrow.
Posted by: LagunaConsultant
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November 1, 2006 9:13 PM(#34 of 38)
more tv-gasm reality tv please..that was awesome.
Posted by: dredge
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November 2, 2006 1:11 PM(#35 of 38)
Are you guys together?
Posted by: reeeeelbigfsh
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November 2, 2006 8:06 PM(#36 of 38)
omfg this is the funniest i've ever watched!
Posted by: Phil
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November 3, 2006 3:50 AM(#37 of 38)
Hey Ican't believe I post,thanks for the tip! I'm gonna check it out.
Posted by: gotigersgo
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November 3, 2006 2:28 PM(#38 of 38)