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by B-Side


Ellen, 4/24/06, Syndicated
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We don't often like to double up our Clipgasms, but this was too good to keep on hold for tomorrow. What is it? Ace Young on Ellen. A performance so bad, it'll have all the neighborhood cats coming to your door. Note how Ellen refuses to clap along or the way the energy in the room seems to die out like a balloon slowly deflating. And check out the nonplussed guy in the front row (not to mention the lovestruck girl a few seats down). Whatever you do, just keep the volume LOW.


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Posted by B-Side on April 24, 2006 5:20 PM

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His voice just increasingly gets higher and higher. You can sense his testicles moving further and further up into his body with every clap of the audience's hands. Doctors around the world will be amazed by that kind of physical talent.

Posted by: j.packhouse [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 24, 2006 5:35 PM(#1 of 17)

Awkward

Posted by: Madeyoulaugh [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 24, 2006 5:44 PM(#2 of 17)

Just trying to make those 15minutes into 15minutes and 30seconds.
He seems like an ass and well....his singing sounds like something that would come out of one.
SOOOO glad I don't have to watch him on AI anymore.

Posted by: Shollia [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 24, 2006 6:33 PM(#3 of 17)

Eh....it wasn't that bad. It was different.

Posted by: Firecat [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 24, 2006 7:05 PM(#4 of 17)

I hate it when white people try to clap. It's so ridiculous and embarrassing.

Posted by: Lizardqueen [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 24, 2006 7:05 PM(#5 of 17)

"YOU GIVE ME BUTTERFLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZ"

Ouch.

Posted by: stacyrocks [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 24, 2006 8:02 PM(#6 of 17)

I don't think that 2nd lady wanted to be sung to...

Posted by: tikilights [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 24, 2006 8:38 PM(#7 of 17)

And that spririt finger thing at the end is retarded. What a douche.

Posted by: tikilights [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 24, 2006 8:40 PM(#8 of 17)

This is too funny!
I agree tikilights, that little hand motion at the end was too corny for words! This was a welcome distraction from the suck-fest on my TV (AKA- Deal or No Deal)

Posted by: Ash [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 24, 2006 8:42 PM(#9 of 17)

How did he got on AI in the first place, let alone last as long as he did?

Posted by: zevonia [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 24, 2006 9:16 PM(#10 of 17)

I don't watch AI, but from I understand he lasted so long because he is supposed to be the 'hot' one. What a tool.

Posted by: hardly@work [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 25, 2006 6:26 AM(#11 of 17)

It's all because the judges told him that "falsetto" was his element.

Thank you Paula Abdul for encouraging that shrill noise and making dogs go deaf everywhere.

Posted by: Sarcasma [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 25, 2006 10:48 AM(#12 of 17)

That's it exactly, Sarcasma. I just don't get the whole falsetto thing. It's simply horrendous. Period.

Posted by: bluebell [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 25, 2006 1:00 PM(#13 of 17)

Poor Ellen looks like she was thinking, "Maybe he'll be a bit better now that the pressure's off him... wait, no... still bad... Find a happy place, find a happy place... Mama keeps whites white with the magic. Mama's got the magic of Clorox!"

My kitties ran out of the room. :-(

Posted by: raggedy_andy [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 25, 2006 1:38 PM(#14 of 17)

Ace may be an awful singer/performer/human, but he's mad hot. I've had a crush on that fine hunk of man since AI began this season. I wouldn't poppin' a squat on his hairy man-pole. Boo-yah!

Posted by: ClariceStarling [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 25, 2006 2:10 PM(#15 of 17)

oh.my.god. that was truly terrible and yeah, the energy just deflated in that room like a long fart. The nonplussed guy was straining from bursting out laughing, me thinks. That Ace would even sing anymore in front of humans makes me wonder about his mental state. (or maybe he was offered a nice sum of money).

Posted by: dredge [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 25, 2006 2:24 PM(#16 of 17)

dredge, the odds are that Ace was payed scale for his appearance. Anyone in the various unions are guaranteed scale for a talk show appearance. I don't know about non union. About 10 years ago it was $750 but they could have had a raise. Yes, that means whether you're a celebreality or a Tom Cruise and you go on Letteman or Leno, you get a check for $750. Unions like to keep things equal in the ranks.

Posted by: zevonia [TypeKey Profile Page] | April 25, 2006 5:36 PM(#17 of 17)